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Okay, this is how this works: you're swinging from a metal beam by a chain wrapped around your ankles and attached to aforementioned beam. Your hands are about to be fastened behind your back. Hemp rope or handcuffs?

Hemp rope.Helios wrote:Okay, this is how this works: you're swinging from a metal beam by a chain wrapped around your ankles and attached to aforementioned beam. Your hands are about to be fastened behind your back. Hemp rope or handcuffs?
Very good. *ties his hands together and winds the rope up to his elbows*
Now I'm going to leave you here while I go to my laboratory and whip up some nasty, vile-tasting medicine that will make you the most handsome man on the face of Planet Earth (though Martians will find you quite hideous). Do you have a preference: blue hair or green skin?
Now I'm going to leave you here while I go to my laboratory and whip up some nasty, vile-tasting medicine that will make you the most handsome man on the face of Planet Earth (though Martians will find you quite hideous). Do you have a preference: blue hair or green skin?


Blue hair obviously.Helios wrote:Very good. *ties his hands together and winds the rope up to his elbows*
Now I'm going to leave you here while I go to my laboratory and whip up some nasty, vile-tasting medicine that will make you the most handsome man on the face of Planet Earth (though Martians will find you quite hideous). Do you have a preference: blue hair or green skin?
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*stands by grinning* 

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I am a personal quirk. --Adrian Dreamwalker
Quick, snap some photos of this momentous occasion! 
I keep looking at Wakko's avi and imagining Benedict Cumberbatch with blue hair.
All right, the brew is finished! *emerges from lab with heart-shaped vial in which bubbles a mysteriously misty concoction* Open the hatch, Wakko!

I keep looking at Wakko's avi and imagining Benedict Cumberbatch with blue hair.

All right, the brew is finished! *emerges from lab with heart-shaped vial in which bubbles a mysteriously misty concoction* Open the hatch, Wakko!


*Refuses to open the hatch.*Helios wrote:Quick, snap some photos of this momentous occasion!
I keep looking at Wakko's avi and imagining Benedict Cumberbatch with blue hair.
All right, the brew is finished! *emerges from lab with heart-shaped vial in which bubbles a mysteriously misty concoction* Open the hatch, Wakko!
Will this topic ever return to questions?
Sorry...
It's just soooo much fun to torture you. 
You told me once you have a big extended family. Do you have any siblings, older or younger?
*pries his mouth open*


You told me once you have a big extended family. Do you have any siblings, older or younger?

*pries his mouth open*

I have three younger siblings.Helios wrote:Sorry...It's just soooo much fun to torture you.
You told me once you have a big extended family. Do you have any siblings, older or younger?
*pries his mouth open*
Well, they must make life fun. Will any of them ever come on here?
*pours the liquid down* I really wish MF was here to witness this. *snickers*
*pours the liquid down* I really wish MF was here to witness this. *snickers*

Probably not. :pHelios wrote:Well, they must make life fun. Will any of them ever come on here?
*pours the liquid down* I really wish MF was here to witness this. *snickers*
Not to sure what's so horrible about blue hair. xD
How come? Big bad brother scaring them all away? Although with that face, I'm not sure how you'd do that. 
Nothing's wrong with blue hair...per se...it's just that I find blue hair irresistibly attractive, so....KISSES!!!

Nothing's wrong with blue hair...per se...it's just that I find blue hair irresistibly attractive, so....KISSES!!!


Because none of them really like AIO.Helios wrote:How come? Big bad brother scaring them all away? Although with that face, I'm not sure how you'd do that.
Nothing's wrong with blue hair...per se...it's just that I find blue hair irresistibly attractive, so....KISSES!!!

Figures. 
So, who would you marry on the SS if you had to pick a bribe? I MEAN, bride.

So, who would you marry on the SS if you had to pick a bribe? I MEAN, bride.


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I think you just reached actual torture. Who would answer that?



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I am a personal quirk. --Adrian Dreamwalker
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Wakko -- Your signature it ridiculously hilarious. And weird. And ridiculously hilarious!!!!!!

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He'd better have the gall to answer that, or we'll give him something to make all his chest hair fall out.Miss Friendship wrote:I think you just reached actual torture. Who would answer that?![]()



For this incredibly déjà vu question I will refer to my answer that I gave before: I don't plan on marrying anyone I meet on the internet.Helios wrote:Figures.
So, who would you marry on the SS if you had to pick a bribe? I MEAN, bride.

Also it's painful to have to look through the first few pages of my Q&A. Dx
Why is it painful? Is it because you were so immature then? 
So on a scale of 1-to-10, what is your current interest in girls?
What does Dx mean?

So on a scale of 1-to-10, what is your current interest in girls?

What does Dx mean?

Yes, I don't like any of my old posts. =PHelios wrote:Why is it painful? Is it because you were so immature then?
So on a scale of 1-to-10, what is your current interest in girls?
What does Dx mean?
No.
It's a sad face.