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Helios
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Okay, this is how this works: you're swinging from a metal beam by a chain wrapped around your ankles and attached to aforementioned beam. Your hands are about to be fastened behind your back. Hemp rope or handcuffs?
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Helios wrote:Okay, this is how this works: you're swinging from a metal beam by a chain wrapped around your ankles and attached to aforementioned beam. Your hands are about to be fastened behind your back. Hemp rope or handcuffs?
Hemp rope.
Helios
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Very good. *ties his hands together and winds the rope up to his elbows*

Now I'm going to leave you here while I go to my laboratory and whip up some nasty, vile-tasting medicine that will make you the most handsome man on the face of Planet Earth (though Martians will find you quite hideous). Do you have a preference: blue hair or green skin? :mrgreen:
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Helios wrote:Very good. *ties his hands together and winds the rope up to his elbows*

Now I'm going to leave you here while I go to my laboratory and whip up some nasty, vile-tasting medicine that will make you the most handsome man on the face of Planet Earth (though Martians will find you quite hideous). Do you have a preference: blue hair or green skin? :mrgreen:
Blue hair obviously.
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*stands by grinning* :twisted:
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Helios
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Quick, snap some photos of this momentous occasion! :P

I keep looking at Wakko's avi and imagining Benedict Cumberbatch with blue hair. :P

All right, the brew is finished! *emerges from lab with heart-shaped vial in which bubbles a mysteriously misty concoction* Open the hatch, Wakko! :twisted:
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Helios wrote:Quick, snap some photos of this momentous occasion! :P

I keep looking at Wakko's avi and imagining Benedict Cumberbatch with blue hair. :P

All right, the brew is finished! *emerges from lab with heart-shaped vial in which bubbles a mysteriously misty concoction* Open the hatch, Wakko! :twisted:
*Refuses to open the hatch.*
Will this topic ever return to questions?
Helios
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Sorry... :oops: It's just soooo much fun to torture you. :twisted:

You told me once you have a big extended family. Do you have any siblings, older or younger? ;)

*pries his mouth open*
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Helios wrote:Sorry... :oops: It's just soooo much fun to torture you. :twisted:

You told me once you have a big extended family. Do you have any siblings, older or younger? ;)

*pries his mouth open*
I have three younger siblings.
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Well, they must make life fun. Will any of them ever come on here?

*pours the liquid down* I really wish MF was here to witness this. *snickers*
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Helios wrote:Well, they must make life fun. Will any of them ever come on here?

*pours the liquid down* I really wish MF was here to witness this. *snickers*
Probably not. :p
Not to sure what's so horrible about blue hair. xD
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How come? Big bad brother scaring them all away? Although with that face, I'm not sure how you'd do that. :twisted:

Nothing's wrong with blue hair...per se...it's just that I find blue hair irresistibly attractive, so....KISSES!!! :twisted:
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Helios wrote:How come? Big bad brother scaring them all away? Although with that face, I'm not sure how you'd do that. :twisted:

Nothing's wrong with blue hair...per se...it's just that I find blue hair irresistibly attractive, so....KISSES!!! :twisted:
Because none of them really like AIO. :P
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Figures. ;)

So, who would you marry on the SS if you had to pick a bribe? I MEAN, bride. ;)
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I think you just reached actual torture. Who would answer that? :lol: :lol:
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Wakko -- Your signature it ridiculously hilarious. And weird. And ridiculously hilarious!!!!!!
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Miss Friendship wrote:I think you just reached actual torture. Who would answer that? :lol: :lol:
He'd better have the gall to answer that, or we'll give him something to make all his chest hair fall out. :twisted: Besides, I asked him once before, after he insinuated that I'D marry Metal. It's kind of something we do to each other. ;)
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Helios wrote:Figures. ;)

So, who would you marry on the SS if you had to pick a bribe? I MEAN, bride. ;)
For this incredibly déjà vu question I will refer to my answer that I gave before: I don't plan on marrying anyone I meet on the internet. :P
Also it's painful to have to look through the first few pages of my Q&A. Dx
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Why is it painful? Is it because you were so immature then? :twisted:

So on a scale of 1-to-10, what is your current interest in girls? :P

What does Dx mean?
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Helios wrote:Why is it painful? Is it because you were so immature then? :twisted:

So on a scale of 1-to-10, what is your current interest in girls? :P

What does Dx mean?
Yes, I don't like any of my old posts. =P
No.
It's a sad face.
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