The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Blitz]

All hail the rubber duck.

[truAIOfan]

All hail the rubber duck.

What he said.

[Mickey]

Love the poems!

Emily Emily what is your deal
You try to stop robbers
And return what the steal

But your just like the rest
But your way worse
You must be a test

[Tea Ess]

NOOOOO....I missed the 2000th post. I was hoping to get it for this topic too.

Congratulations, though, CT/Arnold. I'm glad it didn't go to a ERKer. :p

[Rosy]

Congratulations, though, CT/Arnold. I'm glad it didn't go to a ERKer. :p

I was planning on trying to get it, but I figured it'd be forever before anyone else would give up their chance to get it.
And it really would have been only fair if I (or another ERKer) had gotten it, would it not?

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

As a sharpshooter in the days of old
I ready my arrows and bow
Perched on a tree waiting for Emily
Or perhaps just some unlucky schmoe

A full day's work offers little reward
And I'm ready to pack it in
Until I hear a loud obnoxious squeal
That elicits from my face a cruel grin

Verdant sweater and expendable magnifying glass
That's surely used to kill ants
Weapons ready as I expectantly watch her pass
In my mind I do a happy dance

And suddenly she's in my sights
It's true I could strike her down right now
But reluctance grips me and I hesitate
Her death is something I can't allow

Because to proclaim to the world that "Emily rules"
Is something I can't admit
Such maxims are reserved for clowns and fools
And they will fall because of it

But still I would never lay a hand on Emily
For KRE is of pure and noble breed
Those who claim otherwise must have forgotten
That compassion is part of our creed

[truAIOfan]

Bravo, Arnold and Micky! Keep going!

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I attended a party
A great grand old party
On St. Patrick's Day 2014

I arrived somewhat tardy
Yes dreadfully tardy
And my lateness made me crusty and mean

Until lo and behold
A prophecy's foretold
In the form of Emily

For she's attending this party
Not the least bit tardy
I approach her and she smiles at me

We chat for a while
And she likes my style
While hers is tacky and green

Our conversation turns to Odyssey
It's a place that you ought to see
Unless Emily's among the things seen

For this girl is dreadfully dull
And devoid of a soul
Plus with a voice like sand and glue

Talk to her if you want
But just know she's a runt
And in her company I'll feel sorry for you

Our conversation finally concluded
For it was rather convoluted
I left the party and returned to my post

But I was never quite the same
For I still felt ashamed
Of wasting the minutes that mattered most

Years flew by
And I remained the same guy
Except to Emily's death I would always propose a toast

Among my friends there's a gag
When I ever look sad
They'll say "You look as though you've seen Emily's ghost"

[Blitz]

Haha. Emily's ghost is scary.

[Gaberk]

Yo all you who missed the 2000th post, now we just get to look forward to the 3000th post.

Oh Emily I despise you
You breath smells like pigs
So I have to bid adieu
Even though you're doing jigs!

LOL World's worst poem.

[Mickey]

Horrible voice nasty red hair
And a horrible green outfit
You know who I mean
It's only so fair
That's to say Emily


Doesn't really rhyme but I like it!

[truAIOfan]

Emily, Emily, I wish you would stop prying
Emily, Emily, I know that you do take up lying
Emily, Emily, please go away
Emily, Emily, even though you make every criminal pay!

[Blitz]

Although if Emily could catch all criminals, I would let her.

[The Old Judge]

Or even if she couldn't you would let her try, hoping some unfortunate twist of fate would befall her, right?

[Blitz]

Of course. Maybe some vengeful criminal.... Nm.

[The Old Judge]

Polehaus: "Here's a mystery for you, Emily. There's this strange person that's visited Odyssey from time to time that lives in Chicago. He goes by the moniker 'The Chairman.' There are your plane tickets to Chicago. Have fun, and don't stay up too late."

Emily: "Mr. Polehaus, why are these tickets one-way only?"

Polehaus: "......"

[Blitz]

Man, that would be terrific.

[truAIOfan]

He-he-he, that was a good one, Judge!

[Mickey]

Ha ha, But I don't think she would notice the one way part!

[Emma]

Hey guys! I'm back. Anyways what happened while I was gone?