The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)
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I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but all I know is that... WE'RE AT PAGE 100, PEOPLE! Okay wait, deep breaths, we're still not quite to 2000 posts, but let's just keep up all this random chitter chatter about Emily episodes so we can get there soon.
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
Dang. I wanted to make it. 18 MORE POST AFTER THIS!
Debate Vampire
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Arnold, maybe you should make a post on the KRE blog.
YEAH! 100 pages!ArnoldtheRubberDucky wrote:I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but all I know is that... WE'RE AT PAGE 100, PEOPLE! Okay wait, deep breaths, we're still not quite to 2000 posts, but let's just keep up all this random chitter chatter about Emily episodes so we can get there soon.
What I meant Arnold, is that in album 58, Emily seemed to be the one holding back from going to the gost town. She didn't immediately jump in when Jay told them about it. Actually, Mathew made his descision to go with Jay faster than Emily did.
“Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.” -Corrie Ten Boom
16 more posts, but I would like to make it legit. NO SPAMMING!
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Of course not, silly. That's one of the SS rules.
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
Oh.. Sorry if I was.Gaberk wrote:16 more posts, but I would like to make it legit. NO SPAMMING!
Only 15, more posts to go now!
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Emily, Emily, oh how we despise thee
ERK thinks you're awesome but we disagree
You might fool them but you ain't fooling me
I have a strong urge to scald you with boiling hot tea
ERK thinks you're awesome but we disagree
You might fool them but you ain't fooling me
I have a strong urge to scald you with boiling hot tea
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
That's pretty good Arnold!
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If I could list all the reasons why I hate Emily
The list would stretch from Antarctica to the Caspian Sea
She hasn't been booted off the show yet but she may as well be
My daydreams involve her getting stung by a bee
These two couplets and the ones I listed before are just the beginning of an epic poem appropriately titled The KRE Manifesto. It should be fully unveiled on our 3rd Anniversary, which is... a long way away. Feel free to contribute to it, provided you have a PhD in Poetry (which itself rhymes).
The list would stretch from Antarctica to the Caspian Sea
She hasn't been booted off the show yet but she may as well be
My daydreams involve her getting stung by a bee
These two couplets and the ones I listed before are just the beginning of an epic poem appropriately titled The KRE Manifesto. It should be fully unveiled on our 3rd Anniversary, which is... a long way away. Feel free to contribute to it, provided you have a PhD in Poetry (which itself rhymes).
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
That was a good one.Emily, Emily, why do you exist?
Emily, Emily, you very much resemble a Bith.
Emily, Emily, I cannot comprehend this:
That your friends ever tolerated you and didn't break your ribs.
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We're lobbying to get rid of you: care to sign the petition?
Having a character like you on AIO is such a juxtaposition
We've got Matthew and Olivia, Priscilla and Barrett
But when you're put alongside of them it makes them all seem so garish
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do"
I believe the man who said that was directly referring to you
You get out your magnifying glass and perform your supercilious detective regime
And the fans blindly accept it as genius, but don't think I don't know your scheme
Having a character like you on AIO is such a juxtaposition
We've got Matthew and Olivia, Priscilla and Barrett
But when you're put alongside of them it makes them all seem so garish
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do"
I believe the man who said that was directly referring to you
You get out your magnifying glass and perform your supercilious detective regime
And the fans blindly accept it as genius, but don't think I don't know your scheme
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
You guys are pretty good poetry writers!I would post a poem if I could think of one.
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The angels wept in heaven
On the day of her birth
The optimists were devoid of happiness
The jesters without mirth
To the world she gave a vain welcome
With a thousand piercing cries
Her supposedly loving parents
In secret screaming "Why, why, why!"
The world wasn't ready for her arrival
For it hadn't quite ended yet
Sprung from an AIO writers' meeting
In order to fulfill unpaid debts
The writers it seems were desperate
In search of that one lucky pearl
But instead they conjured up a monster
In the form of an obnoxious little girl
On the day of her birth
The optimists were devoid of happiness
The jesters without mirth
To the world she gave a vain welcome
With a thousand piercing cries
Her supposedly loving parents
In secret screaming "Why, why, why!"
The world wasn't ready for her arrival
For it hadn't quite ended yet
Sprung from an AIO writers' meeting
In order to fulfill unpaid debts
The writers it seems were desperate
In search of that one lucky pearl
But instead they conjured up a monster
In the form of an obnoxious little girl
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
I love that one.
Debate Vampire
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
That is the best one yet Arnold! 
Emily, Emily how we adore you...Oh wait...wrong character.
Emily, Emily how we adore you...Oh wait...wrong character.
“Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.” -Corrie Ten Boom
Wow, y'all are only 4 posts away from hitting 2000. Do you have any celebratory plans?
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~"I’ve always found you to be a good person to disagree with." - Eleventh Doctor~
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I was going to buy a life-size ice sculpture of Emily from PF and then take it to the Bahamas, just to watch it melt. 
Well, scratch that, Bahamas tickets are too expensive these days. Perhaps I'll just take her to the sauna. The gym rats may look at me kind of funny, but it'll be worth it in the end, if only to watch Emily's grotesque features slowly crumble away. 
Well, scratch that, Bahamas tickets are too expensive these days. Perhaps I'll just take her to the sauna. The gym rats may look at me kind of funny, but it'll be worth it in the end, if only to watch Emily's grotesque features slowly crumble away. Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
I will make the sacrifice no one else was willing to make and be the 1999th poster. You're welcome.
Emily Rules.
Emily Rules.
꿈. 희망. 전진.
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This is the 2000th post of KRE. The Ducky reigns supreme, as always. Long live the Ducky.
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.