The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

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Mr. Whit's End wrote:So...I guess I'm active in this klub again. Metal didn't really do anything with it, and I'm hoping you'll be more active in your leadership.
Of course I will! Ha ha.

Anyway, someone else write a poem! We'll continue the contests and try to one up ERK in that regard. Meanwhile, I'll send out a pm soon outlining our plan of action... once I figure it out, that is. This should be the most fruitful time in KRE's long, sprawling, and beautiful history, if everyone works together. :)

Also, I was wondering: are all the members of this klub listed in the group that we have? I always thought that Belle and John Henry were in it too.
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I said hello!
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No one has forgotten about you, Micky. You are just as vital to this klub now as... um, you ever were, I guess. :? I would love it if you could write an ERK-hating poem and participate in the big plan that I still haven't worked out.
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Great I love to write poems!!!
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I'm anti-E.R.K.
Attack me if you may
But, I will stand for what is true.
Emily STINKETH too.

I hope this is not SPAM or cyberbullying.. If so, feel free to delete it.
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Great JH very funny I'll put on up when I have more time!
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No ERKers read this spoiler or you will hate me.
I''m actually considering joining the KRE. Because... *coughcough* this is hard to say... well because, Emily doesn't rule.
That was super hard.

Okay... well here I go. I joining the KRE. On one condition. I'm not going to hate anyone.
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Yay, Sam!!!
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Fantastic, Sameriazx! Hating people is not necessarily a requirement for this klub, so... yeah. Anyway, I'm formulating the plan even as we speak and hope to send out the pm either today or tomorrow. Just continue writing poems and we'll try to be more productive than the ERK in every aspect of life. :)
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I stink at poetry. Anyone want to write a Haiku?
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I hate poetry. But it'll be fun to see what you come up with.
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Emily, why are
you so green? Are you jealous
of the KRE?
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*sigh* I'm sad to see you go Sammer. I hope you have fun shooting at targets and doing army exercises all day instead of relaxing and having fun at ERK.
You all hate Emily, it is true
Why? I'm not sure, but I don't hate you
Instead I'll try to get along
And bake yummy goods all day long
While you fill up pages of senseless chatter
Guns and targets and things that don't matter
Referring to us as Emily loving baboons
And believing that you can take us down soon
While our numbers may be small, we will not die
Saying you are stronger would still be a lie
For without us, you wouldn't exist
But without KRE, the ERK would persist
In this klub, all you do is complain
That we like what you claim does not entertain
And feel that your opinions somehow outrank ours
When you say that Emily is mean, cruel and sour
But in reality, you can't control what I enjoy
And the fact that upsets you makes me groan "Oyyy."
So maybe instead of wasting your time
You could actually listen to this rhyme
It's not very good, that much I'll admit
But you asked for a poem, so one I'll submit
One about Emily-hating
Remember, you asked for it!
BTW Mr. Whit's End, I think your haiku is missing a syllable unless I counted wrong. 5-6-5
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Edited the mistake.
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Hey! I don't hate her. I just don't think she rules. Definitely doesn't rule. Sorry Underseasie. Don't worry. I won't shoot you.
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Catching up again..
Very good. I wonder where Metal is...
Ta da! :D A pleasure to see you too, sir!
I don't see how we can possibly get any closer to defeating ERK (I know Metal doesn't actually want to defeat them, but I sure as heck do, and, whether he likes it or not, I outrank him.) with all this mindless talk about war weapons. Sure, war weapons are great and all, but only if they're used in real life on our enemies :twisted: (That was a comment made in jest. I do hope the members of ERK aren't naive enough to turn it into some tabloid story proclaiming to the world that I would like to personally blow the heads off of every ERK member. But then again, you can never underestimate those ignorant baboons.). I think our efforts would be more um... effective in other fields. I hate to say this, but I think the best course of action right now would be to take a page out of the cursed ERK handbook and have Emily-hating contests and such. If anyone disagrees with me on this plan, consider yourself fired from this klub (Just kidding, I'm willing to hear from you guys. Well, all except that dirty rotten klub-stealing Metal15. :twisted: ;)).
O_o Now wait just a pea-picking minute. I thought it was established that I OWNED the klub after you handed things over to me? Much like any business, I own the necessary rights. I don't remember hearing anything about temporary ownership(but I could be wrong I suppose, it's been a while). Besides, a hardcore-battlehardened-battlescarred-battleweathered-battlestupid-longhaired chap like me is far more suited to leading the might of KRE than a rubber ducky. Right? :P And in all seriousness, I don't want to establish hate(not an honorable trait), and you do. So I think where leadership is concerned, the odds be ever in my favor. But, it's still open for discussion.
Anyway, I'm going to sound like a spoiled little kid when I say this, but I noticed that Metal15 has been labeled as the sole leader of KRE in the groups section, presumably since I was gone. I appreciate that he took the initiative to breathe new life into a dying klub when it most needed it, but I respectfully request (I like that phrase) that I be labeled as a coleader alongside Metal, much in the same way that underseasie and a couple others are labeled as coleaders of the ERK. Again, this is really just me throwing a hissyfit about being demoted, and I fully realize that it's my fault for being gone so long, but it's really going to bug me if I'm not labeled coleader of my own klub.
Alright alright alright, don't tie your shorts in a knot. If you kiss my feet and swear to clip my toenails every night then you can be a co-leader. Okey dokey?
Also, it seems like Metal is bossing you around
I don't remember that.
I'm not against Metal being in a high leadership position at all. I think we should work together as coleaders. I hope he feels the same way. It seems that we might have a bit of an inner conflict within the klub between Metal and I, so I'd like to go ahead and get that resolved before we, you know, totally beat the stuffing out of ERK.
I'm not necessarily opposed TREMENDOUSLY, however it's a little inconvenient to take a leadership position for assumably a longish time only to have your throne snatched from underneath ya once KRE becomes more active. That was a heavy throne, too...
So...I guess I'm active in this klub again. Metal didn't really do anything with it, and I'm hoping you'll be more active in your leadership.
*GAG* WHAT??? O_O I'd say I did a lot of good stuff.

1. Laid claim to a castle
2. Set up defenses
3. Set up training necessities
And last but not least, number 5...
KEPT KRE ALIVE.
Yes, that last one was kind of a joke, but I think it's worth noting that I did play a rather largish role in KRE's existence.


To Sameriazx... I'm sorry, but joining this klub is out of the question. You ERKers may think we're easy to trick, but HA HA HA, we dern sure aren't.



Alright, I think I addressed everything worth addressing. I'll be around.
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you had it on life support with brief bouts of consciousness.
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I don't entirely remember exactly when I handed the klub over to you, but I'm pretty sure that it did happen. And for that, I'm sorry. I was in an odd frame of mind at that time, and I didn't think I would ever come back to the Soda Shop again. I don't have anyone to blame but myself, and I thank you for, as you said, "keeping the KRE alive". However, I can't seem to recall anytime when I actually said that I would permanently give you the klub and let you do whatever you wanted with it. Though, I never said that I wouldn't, so... we'll have to sort that out.

I think it's become clear that both of us want this klub all to ourselves, but I believe a compromise would work better for everyone. It seems that I will have to just break down and acknowledge that you did some great work while I was gone and this klub is now just as much yours as it is mine. And you should acknowledge that, as the founder and technically the only constant member (if I was still considered a member while I was gone), this klub is just as much mine as it is yours, regardless of an offhand remark that I made about you taking (not necessarily permanent) ownership of the klub.

And, to be perfectly frank, I'm not going to let you make decisions for the whole klub about who gets in and who doesn't. After all, that's a pretty hard job for one person. I don't want you to overwork yourself. ;) I think that KRE should function more as a democracy, with everyone getting a say. And my opinion is that Sameriazx has obviously changed his (or her, since I don't have time to check the gender) ways. And, just to ease your mind that he or she is not an ERK spy, I won't send him or her the secret pm, if we decide to let him or her in.
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I know that there is a 99% chance that this will just be ignored, but Metal, you claim you're against hate, but yet you seem to be incredibly biased against anyone who has had even the slightest ties to the ERK. CT, er Arnold, though he pokes fun at ERK, seems to be much more open to ERK than you, and doesn't shun people just because they were ERK members for less than a month.

To be honest, I feel as though the ESK is CTs, and the KRE is Metal's. But the two are so closely integrated now, I don't know if you could separate them.
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I think it would good to maintain an order of..order for this klub, after all, I feel that T.S. (myself) and myself were both pretty large in the merging/founding of the KRE as well, so even though I don't have "ties" to it at the moment,

I want to see it survive, but survive in a good way, with love in our hearts,

I mean, erm. (Sorry, jukebox Brian heard something there.)

I want to see it survive and thrive, but not have that thriving based upon hardness and coldness.

(Plus, I don't think you guys will get anywhere "against" the ERK if you have conflict within the club...)
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