The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Emma]

I like Emily. All in favor of this statement say aye!

[John Henry]

I say Nay.

[Blitz]

I say Nay, Nein, Nien, and neyt.

[Emma]

Did I that you could say that? You are ALL supposed to say aye! So say what I said you could say. Not what you say that I said you could say. So are you going to say what I said you could say? Or what you said that I said you could say that you could say?

Translation: Say aye.

[Doll]

Translation: Say aye.

Nope.

Nay.

[Blitz]

*Starts a protest against the dictatorial Sydney and fires fireworks*

[Emma]

Sure you should have a right to decide. But only if you like Emily. But since you don't... call in the Calvary! And if you want me to be a dictator, then fine. Now I'm forcing everyone to say Emily Rules! Oh, wait I'm not an admin, so I can't. Well I could still pressure you to! Mwahahahahaha! Kidding.

[Doll]

Sure you should have a right to decide. But only if you like Emily. But since you don't... call in the Calvary! And if you want me to be a dictator, then fine. Now I'm forcing everyone to say Emily Rules! Oh, wait I'm not an admin, so I can't. Well I could still pressure you to! Mwahahahahaha! Kidding.

*puts on formal administrator garb*

*ceremoniously walks to the center of the ERK room*

You were saying...?

[Blitz]

*Chuckles*
Yeah, Belle be powerful.

[Rosy]

*whimpers as she watches fireworks explode while streamers and balloons fall to the ground*
Mmmmy...My party... *tears up*

[John Henry]

Fireworks are a part of a party, Miss Rosie.

I say Emily Stinks~!

[Rosy]

Not when they're lit off inside and destory all of the decorations, they're not.

[Blitz]

Hey...
*Sets off a salvo of fireworks that reads, 'Emily is Annoying',"

[Rosy]

Okay, I tried to be nice!

*pulls out her lightsaber, grabs her magic carpet and stun gun and forcefully grabs Blitz and pushes him outside ERK headquarters*

Good grief, I didn't expect you to be such a pain. All the rest of the KREers are leaving our party alone, why can't you?

[Emma]

Agreed. Where is everyone else? I feel like I'm partying alone with a bunch a' Emily dislikers. Except for Underseasie.

[John Henry]

Because Blitz is thunder, he's prone to action. Besides, he's the first-class Emily hater other than Whittifer in the KRE.

[Rosy]

That still doesn't give him an excuse to be rude and destroy my party, especially since I went out of my way to make Emily-Neutral cupcakes for you KREers to eat. Humph.

[Emma]

True she did. You ALL should be grateful!

[Blitz]

Aye, aye, aye, but I can't stand too many cupcakes. I am not a sugar addict...

[Emma]

Aye, aye, aye,

AHH! Blitz just said AYE! He likes Emily!
YAY!