The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Tea Ess]

Thank you, John Henry.

OH WAIT. I suddenly remembered that Whittifer is actually still alive! And she logged in yesterday! Now we just need her to start posting again.

Edit: I added a new poll. Please elaborate on your choices in a post.

[Doll]

Edit: I added a new poll. Please elaborate on your choices in a post.

I do like castles...

[truAIOfan]

OH WAIT. I suddenly remembered that Whittifer is actually still alive! And she logged in yesterday! Now we just need her to start posting again.

So happy Whittifer is still here!

I would have to say that Emily is all right. I don't hate her, but she isn't one of my top 10 characters.

[John Henry]

JH. That was my job. Kindly do not do what others are asked to do.

Oops . Sorry.

Thank you, John Henry.

OH WAIT. I suddenly remembered that Whittifer is actually still alive! And she logged in yesterday! Now we just need her to start posting again.

Edit: I added a new poll. Please elaborate on your choices in a post.

The last I heard of Whittifer is the short conversation with her in PM.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I'm suddenly feeling as though I've completely lost touch with my very own klub. I hate to be a bother, but could someone fill me in on what exactly happened while I was gone since I'm too lazy to read the last 30 pages or however long it's been?

[The Old Judge]

A lot of it was talking about it dying, and then John Henry came in and stirred up strife about page numbers and blah blah blah, and then he decided to confront the ERK singlehandedly. Did I forget anything?

[John Henry]

Yes, this klub is designed to be anti-ERK.

At first, I was on the ERKer's side, so I posted in this topic "Join the E.R.K.!" (when the Old Judge replied "We do not allow trolling by famous folk heroes killed with metal hardware. "). However, I began to be filled with a doubt about the ERK. So I asked about the tutus, and the answers made me decide to be anti-ERK. Pllus, I read through the pages of history, and found some ERK members to be distasteful. (just in case this is regarded as SPAM, I now know this is a sarcastic war. I confronted the ERK's "101 Reasons why ERK is better" because I've read "101 Reasons why the SS is better than the ToO' thread.

How come this klub is almost dead? We need more to join.
Save the Klub! We're in danger!

[Emma]

Yeah you guys need more members so I can shove JH's muffins in your face. (After adding the permanent tattoo of EMILY RULES on your forehead.)

[Blitz]

We would just split you in two.

[Emma]

Yah right. I would side step it.

[Tea Ess]

310 posts left until the 2000th one!

To speed along the thread, each person can make a post about their historical relationship with the ERK and Emily. Specifically, tell us if you have always been an Emily-hater, how you came to join/post in the KRE, and other relevant clubs of which you have been a member.

If you're an ERKer, post about how much you hate the KRE. =p

[Doll]

I remember our epic war on the ERK thread, that's probably my fondest memory. Pretending to pretend to be a traitor.

Also, I have fond memories of renaming this klub.

[Tea Ess]

Agreed. The ERK is more unified and active, but the Emily-hating side has a long and rich history as well. I think a lot of people overlook that. The split and then merge between the True Emily Haters and the Emily Stinks side is especially interesting.

Did the KRE get its name immediately after the merge, or a while later? I can't remember.

Edit: Whittifer, this would be an excellent time for you to stop by. I know you're reading this.

[Doll]

Did the KRE get its name immediately after the merge, or a while later? I can't remember.

It was a little while after, due mostly to people complaining about not being completely anti-Emily, but rather being anti ERK.

[Tea Ess]

Okay. My sentiments right now are quite complicated. I now have ties to both clubs.

Is it possible to be an Emily moderate, be a KREer, and an ERKer at the same time?

[John Henry]

Yeah you guys need more members so I can shove JH's muffins in your face. (After adding the permanent tattoo of EMILY RULES on your forehead.)

Yes, but you guys are forced to say EMILY STINKS! Plus I HATE tattoes!

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Yes, this klub is designed to be anti-ERK.

At first, I was on the ERKer's side, so I posted in this topic "Join the E.R.K.!" (when the Old Judge replied "We do not allow trolling by famous folk heroes killed with metal hardware. "). However, I began to be filled with a doubt about the ERK. So I asked about the tutus, and the answers made me decide to be anti-ERK. Pllus, I read through the pages of history, and found some ERK members to be distasteful. (just in case this is regarded as SPAM, I now know this is a sarcastic war. I confronted the ERK's "101 Reasons why ERK is better" because I've read "101 Reasons why the SS is better than the ToO' thread.

How come this klub is almost dead? We need more to join.
Save the Klub! We're in danger!

Hmm... very interesting. It's nice to have you on board. *sigh* I still think back on the days when it felt like it was me and Whittifer against the world. If you think the klub is in danger now, you should've seen it back then. Then we got God's Girl, Metal, and TS, and things started to pick up speed again. Apparently my absence left a darker shadow than I thought, with all the talk about the klub "ending" in previous pages. All that's left to say is that KRE will never end! Never! Until every Soda Shopper (even the ones with 0 posts) has joined this beautiful movement and PF is left to watch his pitiful klub krumble, knowing that tricky Mr. Thinker and his equally tricky and important co-presidents have won in the end, never will the KRE flame flicker! Now who's with me?

[John Henry]

Good! I'm with you!

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

So am I!

[Blitz]

I remember our epic war on the ERK thread, that's probably my fondest memory. Pretending to pretend to be a traitor.

Also, I have fond memories of renaming this klub.

How can you pretend to pretend. We are actually pretty good now. At a time it was only Metal and me.