The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Rosy]

I noticed that ERK members are not only Emily-lovers, but MLP-lovers and Frozen-lovers. (Yet, they are KRE-haters, JK)

I don't see a problem here.

But on your last remark, we are not haters. KREs are the haters, as it is a klub that only exists for that purpose, because you dislike the ERK.

[Blitz]

I doubt all love MLP.

[Rosy]

I doubt all love MLP.

Yes, alas this probably is true.
But it doesn't really matter, now does it?

[John Henry]

I noticed that ERK members are not only Emily-lovers, but MLP-lovers and Frozen-lovers. (Yet, they are KRE-haters, JK)

I don't see a problem here.

But on your last remark, we are not haters. KREs are the haters, as it is a klub that only exists for that purpose, because you dislike the ERK.

JK means Just Kidding.

[Rosy]

JK means Just Kidding.

I know that. Maybe I was kidding too, or maybe I was stating something I felt needed to be stated.

[John Henry]

I know everything is a joke like the Ultimate War in the CC. However, if I read the posts I can't help, but get serious - even if it's sarcasm. Besides the tutus, this is why I didn't join the ERK. If the ERK showed to be a better klub I would have joined. (OK, I'm pretending as if this is a real war. This is playing pretend? Right?)

Not only did they condone murder, they practiced it when they killed Whittifer by monkeys. That is a planned killing, so all of the ERKers should be charged as willing participants in a first-degree murder.

There is no real need to protest our ways

Heh. Funny.

Reasons to protest ERK ways:

She is the best and the rest are just FOOLS!

Death to EmilyHaters!

Death to Whittifer!

DEATH BY MONKEYS!!!

so we ERKers can KO those Kruel Krud-heads.

There should be a ledger to sign... One that signs you into ERK... And if you ever break it, it's death by monkeys!

PF is gonna murder you when he finds out.

Don't kill her! Just...Torture...

Drop Death-by-Monkeys-bombs on them.

*Draws sword and whacks GG upside the head with the handle*

Look at this. ERKers condoning murder. Torture. And Monkey...Torture. All that is a big ol' mess of UN-COOLNESS. What would Emily say... Probably nothing good.

-- Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:19 pm --

*sigh*

It's a book by Wayne Thomas Batson. Seriously, take your earbuds out and go find a book to read.

LOL!!!

I see. Never heard of him.

[Rosy]

*sigh*

Again, you're bringing up old posts and topics that are already long gone. Okay, yes, people said those things. I fail to understand why you're posting them again.
Yes, we all get it, you (sarcastically) hate the ERK. If you dislike us that much, maybe find something a bit more productive to do with your time then trying to convince us we're evil. This klub is over 2 years old, we're not going to stop anytime soon.

[Blitz]

And it goes on and on and on.

[Doll]

And it goes on and on and on.

And on and on and on and it goes.

12 more posts until the 2000th one. WHO WILL GET IT?

PF, do you have a celebration planned for the joyous occasion?

[Tea Ess]

I'm planning to, although it could fall many ways. Maybe I could get the 2000th post in the ERK and KRE.

...and I promise not to use my moderating powers to skew the results.

[Doll]

I'm planning to, although it could fall many ways. Maybe I could get the 2000th post in the ERK and KRE.

...and I promise not to use my moderating powers to skew the results.

Uh huh. Suuuuuuure.

I'm planning to as well. >=[

[Emma]

Sit's down next to John Henry, grabs one of his muffins.

This muffin will make you hate Emily because it is ESK food.

Who said I ate it? *Shoves it in JH's face*

Everyone else: I'm gone for a few days, and this is what I find. What is everyone talking about? There's like seven different conversations going on.

[Doll]

Everyone else: I'm gone for a few days, and this is what I find. What is everyone talking about? There's like seven different conversations going on.

Welcome to the ERK. This is what we..they... do.

Erm.

We're waiting for the 2000th post, and waiting to see who will be able to get it. But that's all I know of so far..

[Rosy]

Eh, it probably won't be me. *sigh* Oh, well.

There aren't seven different conversations going on, JH just keeps changing the subject.

[SirWhit]

The person that gets the 2000th post will get an exclusive ERK signature/avatar set from me.

[Doll]

The person that gets the 2000th post will get an exclusive ERK signature/avatar set from me.

What will you do if it is you?

[Blitz]

What if it is me?

[Doll]

What if it is me?

Hahaha, as if.

*waits not so patiently*

[Blitz]

Right. I might just do it....

[Tea Ess]

I win!!!

Edit: I should have let Wren get the 2000th post. Now I feel bad. =[