101 Reasons Connie and Jason are NEVER Getting Married

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

50. Fans would have nothing to complain to the Odyssey team about.

[TigerShadow]

Nah, they'd still complain because Connie didn't marry Mitch and, as we all know, Jason and Mitch are the exact same person.

[John Henry]

Brrrr...

51. Jason always loves agents like Tasha and Monica.
52. Jason's girlfriends are non-Christians.
53. Because of their different characters - they will have a BIG fight.
54. Jason is calm while Connie is noisy. Maybe Jason will cover his ears.
55. Connie is planning NOT to marry.
56. Wooton will make a better husband than Jason.
57. Jason's too old.
58. Emily Jones will investigate their marriage.

[connie13]

Why debate? The answer is obvious. Connie and Jason r perfect for each other.

I agree Jamesobie! I totally agree! They are perfect for each other!

I think Connie should marry Nick Mulligan. [/quote]

That wouldn't work nick is like 17 and Connie is like 24 and Nick is to hippie I mean what nut would call a girl "Baby-cakes" (just say yes) and besides I don't think she would marry someone she works with. P.s. Nick isn't even on the later albums is he? like in the 50's? Besides I am for Nick LOL! And Nick is not romantic- he doesn't know what the word Romantic is!

[Mickey]

59. Jason would always be away on missions! Connie could not take it!

[Connie G.]

An antique shop is not the best place to raise children. Just an observation.

All those fragile expensive

pieces of old junk

to bang into.... it makes me kringe thinking about it. I have 2 little brothers and well... maybe they could just have girl kids... lol.


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Connie should be single

[John Henry]

60. Jason will have too many private stuff that Connie cannot see, but Connie will be sooo curious to see she will ruin the marriage life!
61. Many fans will stop listening to AIO, then FOTF will close down.
62. Lets face it guys - John Whittaker gets related to Bill Kendall?
-- Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:31 pm --

50. Fans would have nothing to complain to the Odyssey team about.

Actually, they'll have a bunch of things to complain about.

Jamesobie and Gaberk have declared to be terrorists of this thread. But since they are not admins or mods they cannot do anything except perhaps complain?

[Mickey]

63. Connie wouldn't like all the fragile stuff! and neither would the kids.
64. the kids
65. there would be danger, for Connie and the kids. Jason would not allow it!

[John Henry]

Because of Vickygreen48's 6 reasons I'll move the numbers
72. Jason and Connie will disagree about Soap Operas. Connie will want to watch them while Jason will call them morally-bankrupt.
73. Connie will want Jason to try out her new eye-liner.
74. Basically, Connie is the only jolly adult-character other than Wooton. Jason is probably the most serious adult-character. Connie will complain about her husband.
75. Jason will have to travel a lot.
76. The children will have no grandmothers. They will have only one aunt. Oh, and one half-aunt. Also, the aunt of theirs will hardly see them. Likewise, their cousins - Monty and Jenny.
77. Picture this: Jason trying to hug Connie.

[Wodfamchocsod]

73. Connie will want Jason to try out her new eye-liner. Yeah, that's going to happen.
77. Picture this: Jason trying to hug Connie.[/quote]. Listen to home Again. Not happened, not once, but TWICE.

[Blitz]

Connie doesn't watch soap operas to my knowledge. Connie is not anymore a jolly-adult character.

[Jay]

78. There is 100 other reasons why they shouldn't get married.

[Pound Foolish]

Blitz, I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned Connie watches soaps. At the very least we've seen her watching romantic movies. She's a known romance junkie. Girl after my own bloody, pulsating, gloppy heart.

Nice one, Jay.

79. We know from episodes like Mandy' Debut that Connie's bedtime singing would give the children nightmares of chalkboards.

[Jay]

80. Connie would always be suspecting Jason of doing something bad when Jason had done nothing at all. (maybe just hid some money or something) (suspicious minds)

[Pound Foolish]

81. All the fangirls would be crushing on a married man. Oops.

[truAIOfan]

These are a few of my favorites!

80. Connie would always be suspecting Jason of doing something bad when Jason had done nothing at all. (maybe just hid some money or something) (suspicious minds)

Brrrr...
54. Jason is calm while Connie is noisy. Maybe Jason will cover his ears.
56. Wooton will make a better husband than Jason.
57. Jason's too old.
58. Emily Jones will investigate their marriage.

Wooton, Connie's husband!?

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

81. All the fangirls would be crushing on a married man. Oops.

LOL! This is great!!!
Hm, they'd have to start crushing Mitch...

[Doll]

81. All the fangirls would be crushing on a married man. Oops.

LOL! This is great!!!
Hm, they'd have to start crushing Mitch...

Who is actually married?

[Blitz]

Technically they are all virtual like too chat weddings.

[Pound Foolish]

82. We've already covered Connie's Dad, Bill, being Jason's father in law and such problems. (Lovely.) But it lends itself to so many reasons. For instance, the kid's grandfather would be a bit of a drunk. Unfortunate.