The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Blitz]

Maybe they have an wolf pack system.

[Metal15]

That's possible. If so, it's a shame that they're comparable to Wolves because they're fascinating creatures, and they don't wear tutus to boot.

[Blitz]

Haha. Yeah, wolves have gone down a bit.

[Metal15]

So, back to our new recruits...


Blitz. How do you think they're faring at the target shooting range?

[Gaberk]

ESK as in Emily SUCKS Klub?

[Metal15]

Yep. Exactly.

[Blitz]

Oh at least they aren't hitting each other. They actually got a few shots on PF finally.

[Metal15]

Once you guys are QUITE done shooting at them targets, please head to the obstacle course post-haste.

[Blitz]

Well sharpshooting is very important. Snipers go for 3 weeks.

[Gaberk]

Umm... I'll go to the obstacle course.

[Metal15]

Yeah I guess I didn't take into account the different kinds of firearms that could be used. Might as well go ahead and school them on that as well, Blitz.

Go ahead, Gaberk.

[Blitz]

*Yawns* They need to finish basic training first such as rocket launchers, grenades, etc.

[Metal15]

Can they lift rocket launchers?

[Gaberk]

I can!

[Blitz]

Rocket Launchers are that heavy especially Russian designs and American disposable ones.

[Gaberk]

I know that.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

That's insane, I don't have THAT much free time. O_O

The phrase "getting enough sleep" is not in the ESK theme song! However, the phrase "spend all day hating Emily and have no life" is mentioned 11 times.

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Umm... I'll go to the obstacle course.

[John Henry]

Many of the ERK people are girls! The only guys I remember are ERKers are PF, Aftershocker, Aaron Wiley, Ejmade, and T.S. (Myself). But, even T.S. (Myself) joined the TEHC, and this klub at one time. There may be other males, but nearly all are females. Plus PF acts kinda like girls wearing a tutu and leederhosen.

Oh, and WELCOME BACK Mr. Thinker!
*Three Chears*

This is what's happening in the ERK! We need to prove our Klub's better!

Let's come up with as many ways E.R.K. is bettter than K.R.E. as we can!

This ought to be easy...

1. We're better. Period.

That is not even a reason. That is just opinion. Prove you are better. The ERKers are more rude and mean than the KREs. We have better manners. Liz'Alike and PF must be arrested. You try to kill us with monkeys? Is that better than us? You say "Death to Emily-haters!" That is rude even for sarcasm. I think because of your ideas if Emily Jones were a real character she would join the KRE or at least criticize the ERK.

2. We have contests.

Yeah right, Emily-obcessed contests.

3. We like Emily. They don't.

Metal likes Emily. Wakko seems to also. Is it a crime to dislike Emily? And basically, you shouldn't call Emily-haters despicable, semi-human unless it's sarcasm.

4. We wear tutus.

This is actually a reason why the KRE is better. We are more decent. PF is acting like a girl and dressing in girl's clothes. I hate tutus! But, GG was here once and she wore a tutu here. Blitz is wearing armour, and that's better than tutus!

5. The K.R.E. does... well, nothing, mostly.

Not really. Now that Mr. Thinker's back.

6. Their last few pages of posts are rather spammy, and I'd say something about it except they wouldn't take me seriously as an avid ERKer.

Not really. In fact, you guys are RUDE at times! Blitz and Helios...

7. They force their members to do drills and target practice while our members have fun and relax listening to AiO.

We are not forced. We have fun getting drilled. Besides, we need to prove ourselves. What if spies came to your klub? Metal doesn't trust us enough that's all. Mr. Thinker is like your klub though.

8. Their entire klub is dedicated to hating another klub and one single character, whereas our klub is dedicated to enjoying AiO and the characters it offers.

You are the lone member of a Mitch-hating club.

9. Without us, they wouldn't even exist.

Because you're a bunch of troublemakers.

10. Instead of shooting at pictures of our enemies, we play games like "Stick the Tutu on Metal"

Metal would be insulted.

[Metal15]

You don't have to be offended, John, most of those are incorrect/opinionated, not actual fact. Obviously the enemy is going to think they're better than us. And there's no way to prove to them that our klub's better, we can just know what's up and they can know...eh...what's down.

Now...

On with your training... You have an obstacle course to do.