Joel Osteen

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Do you like Joel Osteen?

Poll ended at Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:42 am

Yes
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No
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We get a priest. We need to exorcise that hair before it starts spinning 360 degrees around his head.
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You were the one who brought up how weird his hair looks and you're asking why I'm poking fun at his hair? ;)
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I don't know who we are talking about. Please enlighten me.
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Joel Osteen, a famous (or infamous) preacher known for preaching a very loud prosperity gospel despite any Biblical evidence to the contrary.
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What is hair gel?
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TigerShadow
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Exactly what it says. It's a gel used to style hair.
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He styles his hair?! Isn't that sissy? (no offense, I'm just curious)
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Just because you say "no offense" doesn't mean it's not offensive. Honestly, you're coming off constantly with this belief that anything remotely feminine is "sissy". This is sexist to both men and women, and you seriously need an attitude check.

Plenty of people style their hair.
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I thought Americans called such people sissies.
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Maybe exceedingly prejudiced and rude Americans.
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John Henry wrote:I thought Americans called such people sissies.
Erm, maybe you haven't noticed, but in modern America, it's acceptable for guys to wear gel, a lot of gel, or makeup even. It isn't exactly looked upon by most of the country.
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Men wearing make-up? I'm horrified!
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I personally believe the Joel Osteen is a heretic, who leads millions astray. And for what? Money. The love of money is the root of all evil. Joel Osteen is crazy rich, because he has tricked millions to give him money.
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Preach it Jamesobie!
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John Henry wrote:Preach it Jamesobie!
This is quite possibly the only time I will ever agree with John Henry.
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Mr. Whit's End wrote:
John Henry wrote:Preach it Jamesobie!
This is quite possibly the only time I will ever agree with John Henry.
Amen brother. :mrgreen:
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I style my hair with hair gel occasionally. I'm now a sissy. :O
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TigerShadow wrote:Joel Osteen, a famous (or infamous) preacher known for preaching a very loud prosperity gospel despite any Biblical evidence to the contrary.
Thanks for the clarification.
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I have always said he A. Looks like he's going through a mid-life crisis and B. Looks like a used car salesman.

Considering I live in the town where his church is, I see quite a bit of him d= My dad, despite me telling him how ridiculous some of it is, has a few of his DVD's. -_- Plus, in this town, wherever you go on Sunday, it's pretty much guaranteed he will be on a TV screen. d=

But despite all that, I've pretty much tuned him out. I don't know much about his teachings, but I do know that he does not teach the right things. It's all about prosperity and how God can improve your life, while in reality, being a Christian is not all giggles and perfect lives.
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Once you all reach more people with the Gospel than Joel has we'll talk.

Oh, and the money to finance it. Since, you know, you need money to reach millions of people. Because loving money, not having money, is the root of all evil.
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