The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[John Henry]

'Runs into the ERK Klub and hangs a KRE poster'

[Rosy]

'Runs into the ERK Klub and hangs a KRE poster'

*pulls out lightsaber and slices the poster until it is a pile of little scraps*

Hey! I never got punch and cake when I joined!

My apologies, but you will notice two things:
1. I said the punch and cake table was new.
2. I was very suspicious of you and your fellow comrades when you join ERK, and thus did not throw the normal welcome party.

*presses button on wall and the table shoots out again, this time with a cake that says "Hello, T.S.!" on it*

[John Henry]

Is Emily Evil?

[Rosy]

Is Emily Evil?

Oh, yes, we here at Emily Rules Klub definitely think Emily is evil.

*sarcasm*

[John Henry]

Does Emily blackmail people?

[Rosy]

Does Emily blackmail people?

In ONE episode, but only because she is afraid of losing Mathew as her friend. She never follows through with her threat, though, and learns her lesson.

[John Henry]

Does PF still bow to Emily?

[Rosy]

Does PF still bow to Emily?

Beats me... though I don't think he sincerely did in the first place.

[John Henry]

'Runs in and hangs another KRE poster with Cryin' Brian Dern, Alex Jefferson, and Whittifer on it!'
'Leaves books written by the KRE as well as "The Emily Chronicles."
'Drops Whittifer's Pictures of Emily and PF - tries to pick them up, but someone snatches them away.'
'Runs Away'
'No one can destroy anything'
'No, not even Underseasie'
'Becomes invisible'
However, I'm not a KRE member either.

[Wodfamchocsod]

Does Emily blackmail people?

In ONE episode, but only because she is afraid of losing Mathew as her friend. She never follows through with her threat, though, and learns her lesson.

Yeah...why is everyone picking on Emily? Almost every character on AIO learns lessons. Emily happens to be one of them. She makes it right in the end. I'm not the biggest fan of Emily, but she is definitely a likable character and I don't see why people hate her so much. She has the CUTEST voice, too.

[TigerShadow]

She has the CUTEST voice, too.

To each their own. I've often found her voice to be irritating.

[Rosy]

'Runs in and hangs another KRE poster with Cryin' Brian Dern, Alex Jefferson, and Whittifer on it!'
'Leaves books written by the KRE as well as "The Emily Chronicles."
'Drops Whittifer's Pictures of Emily and PF - tries to pick them up, but someone snatches them away.'
'Runs Away'
'No one can destroy anything'
'No, not even Underseasie'
'Becomes invisible'
However, I'm not a KRE member either.

I'm sorry, I really don't understand how books and paper and somehow not be destoryed by a lightsaber.
And even if you somehow found a magical substance that you made paper out of, that still doesn't mean I can't do this.
*picks up books and papers and tosses them out the door after JH*

[John Henry]

She has the CUTEST voice, too.

I agree - I like her nasty & cute voice .
'Hangs a sign on top of the ERK while no one is watching'
'EMILY TUTU RULES KLUB'
'WE HAVE CAKE & COOKIES!"
Oh, and Underseasie it was a joke.
How is Emily's Spiritual Life? Is she an atheist?
But I am sure

that Whittifer doesn't care about the fact that the TEHC is burning.

[TigerShadow]

How is Emily's Spiritual Life? Is she an atheist?

...Do you even listen to the show? She's a Christian.

[John Henry]

I have only listened to her in "Stage Fright" except for a couple of 30-second samples.

[Pound Foolish]

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Whale, I just now remembered that I haven't even started on my entry for this contest, say, how long are you planning on running it, PF? I'd still like to get my entry in...

Please do. These things tend to last quite some time.

All Emilyophiles, please feel free to enter.

Especially as no one has yet.

[John Henry]

What's this contest thing about?

I hope we don't have to wear tutus and bow to Emily

[Rosy]

What's this contest thing about?

I hope we don't have to wear tutus and bow to Emily

That would not be much of a contest, besides, we wear tutus all the time, remember?

It does indeed. Now then.

(from left to right: Olivia, EMILY, and Camilla.)

Emilyophiles, another contest begins! Simply draw Emily in a costume like above, or create a collage for her out of real pictures from around the net or your own camera. Have fun.

[Tea Ess]

Hey! I never got punch and cake when I joined!

My apologies, but you will notice two things:
1. I said the punch and cake table was new.
2. I was very suspicious of you and your fellow comrades when you join ERK, and thus did not throw the normal welcome party.

*presses button on wall and the table shoots out again, this time with a cake that says "Hello, T.S.!" on it*

The ERK may be funny sometimes, but you have very nice cake. *bows*

[Rosy]

Thank you, thank you. *curtsies*

On another note, I started an entry for the contest, but alas, it did not go very well. I'll have to give it another try.