The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Helios]

Oooh, Underseasie, we also call ourselves Emilyophiles.

*hurls throwing stars and cream after Blitz*

[Rosy]

Oh, I forgot about that one, Helios.

Well, as not a single ERKer has sent me a PM asking for a rank, you will all be ranked as Underseasie's minions. Thanks, everyone, I'll keep you posted on the updates for my project.

P.S. My offer for a different rank still stands!

[Blitz]

Could I have ERK Terrorist?
*pulls off some fancy moves to escape Helios and throws a knife back at her*

[Helios]

You mean, ERK Victim-about-to-be-steamed-over-cauliflower-greens? Sure, Blitz!
*catches knife in bare hand and uses it to take Metal hostage*

[SirWhit]

I'll take Neutral Guy Who Can't Help But Be Pulled Into It.

*knocks Helios out and pushes Metal into the swimming pool*

[Blitz]

*Tosses Helios into an electrically charged prison*

[Helios]

*wakes up with a throbbing headache inside the prison*

Dude, I just broke out of one of these like two weeks ago! Like it's really gonna hold me?

[Blitz]

*Adds Dobermans*

[Helios]

*entices Dobberman up to prison gate and shocks dog with electricity*

[Blitz]

*Strings various devices around the jail*

[Helios]

*lays back for a nap while whistling "Shootout in the Cell Bay" from A New Hope*

Speaking of which, do the ERK have an official theme song besides the Emily one that PF made up?

[Rosy]

I don't believe we do. Maybe that should be our next poll.
Anyways, I'm back! I see the ERK has sunk down in my absence. Well, not anymore. ERKers, unite!

[Helios]

Yes! Finally! Someone to rally our cause once more! UP WITH THE ERK!!!

It would be fun to have a poll for a theme song. But alas that I shall not be here to vote in it. Nevertheless, when I return, I shall sing it with all my might! (which admittedly isn't much, but should be enough to drown out the snickers of the KRE )

[SirWhit]

Well, both Emily klubs seem to be dying slowly.

[Doll]

Well, both Emily klubs seem to be dying slowly.

Phase one of my plan is almost ready to complete, then.

I mean, erm... aww.. :/

[Rosy]

Weeeellll...it's mostly due to the fact that I'm the only active ERK member...*sigh* *stares around the empty room*
*crowns herself queen of ERK and builds a throne out of a green beanbag and toy lightsabers* *turns on speakers and press play on her MLP playlist, and pulls out her sketch pad to begin drawing Emily*

[Pound Foolish]

Nice playlist, Rosy. "Oh Manehatten, what you do to me..."

Okay, it's definitely time for a contest. We're still towards the top of page one, and we're still getting posts, but there are unmistakably fewer people around. Which makes sense, we haven't had a contest or a meeting for some time.

Does anyone have any ideas? If not, I as always have some goldies of my own...

[Doll]

OOOh, ooh, I have one!

How about, design an outfit for Emily to wear. Something that represents her. And if you don't want to draw, you can make a collage of pictures from the internet?

Kinda girly, but hey.

[Rosy]

*chokes on Goldfish*
PF! Umm..welcome back!
*quickly stuffs her throne and crown underneath the snack table*
Any contest sounds good to me, to be honest. Who will judge?

[John Henry]

Do the members of the E.R.K. still wear tutus?