The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Metal15]

Heh heh...

I've still got a few tricks up my sleeves...

*Just remembers he cut his sleeves off to create "muscle-shirts" over the summer*

*Facepalms*

[Helios]

Yo, Whittifier, I was always on the dark side, so in a way I'm just...um...following my heart?

Sorta?

Metal, you need therapy.

[Metal15]

Therapy's for wimps.

[Helios]

My point exactly...

[Metal15]

My point: Therapy is not for me.

[Helios]

Yet....

Okay, seriously now, whenever you need us, Purple Panda and I could give you great rates on psychoanalysis. We'll even give half-price because you're the leader.

[Metal15]

You think I'm stupid enough to actually give you money??? O_O

[Helios]

I didn't say anything about money...we have other ways of making you pay...

[Metal15]

I have no intentions of paying you in any way.

[Helios]

Who said anything about intent? You needn't intend to do anything—just wait...

[Metal15]

I'll repel anything you crazy ERKers throw at me. I'll never surrender to tyranny!

[Metal15]

Welcome, Arnold! We need more rubber ducks around here.

[Blitz]

Am I even part of this group? I think I joined ages ago... Yeah Metal you need help.

[Metal15]

You are now, if you aren't.

Help I could use, that is so. Lightning would be helpful around here.

[SirWhit]

I don't want to be mean, but I think this club has a couple months left at best if you don't do something about it.

[Metal15]

Are you kidding me? This klub's got lotza life left in it. Don't forget, it's being run by Metal15.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Alright people, it's time to get back into the swing of things. If we're going to take down ERK, we're going to need all hands on deck! I would like to concede the role of President to Metal 15, as he's shapen up to be a better leader than I have, and I will stay on as Vice President. It doesn't look like you accomplished our goals (I blame myself for that), so I'm not sure which direction to go at the moment. One thing is for sure, though: We're not going to sit around hiding our tails between our legs as the ERK accumulates more members. We are going to FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY! KILL KI- Wait... what am I saying? Never mind. I hope we can get a lot of our old members back for an epic takeover. Until then, Metal calls the shots. For now, I'm just his adviser.

[shnoodlec.]

Oh, no! The thinker is back!

[Blitz]

Yeah Metal would be a great president. He could even come up with a metal song for our group.

[Metal15]

Welcome back, Thinker.

So, are we gonna have an official inauguration party for me or something? 'Cause this is a pretty important occasion for KRE, am I right?