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[Helios]

Oh....that....well, since you started it, I didn't think it was a problem. Like, do you ever do anything wrong, Poundy ma'am?

Yeah, theological differences. About the only ones we have. You're like, what I'd be if I was Catholic. And I have to tell you this: I don't actually have a church. Sorry... *shrugs*

BTW, have you ever considered dying your hair green and wearing green contacts, in honor of Emily? (assuming you don't have green eyes naturally)

[Pound Foolish]

Of course it's not a problem. I enjoy it. It's just a fact of life. I'm "ma'am" and you're "sir." Makes perfect sense.

I know you don't belong to any particular "denomination" as Protestants call them. You're a Protestant "freelancer" as some call you people. But you still base your opinions on the Bible alone rather than aided by The Church's authority, so you're Protestant.

Actually, it had nothing to do with Emily, but I did once want to dye my hair green...

[Helios]

Perfect sense....agreeing with you so far...

Oh...got it. That's how you mean by Protestant. I won't comment further, since it's a debate we've already had.

You'd look nice with green hair! What shade of green was it? Or just any green?

[Mara]

Lovely question, Mara. Thank you. My confirmation St. is Pierre Giorgio Frassati, mainly because he was an inspiring, active, and optimistic person. How about you?

Cool! Mine is Blessed Teresa of Calcutta, because of her compassion and selflessness.

[Wakko]

Why do you not like Pixar as much as Disney? Pixar is way better than Disney.

[Helios]

Why do you not like Pixar as much as Disney? Pixar is way better than Disney.

I second this, PF. What's your problem, ma'am?

[Pound Foolish]

Mara: how lovely. I adore this inside conversation.

Helios and Bobbymac: Because Pixar has subtle viciously anti-religious subplots running through all its movies!

Ahem. I lied. I just now made that up. Don't panic.

I'm not sure why you two would think I prefer Disney to Pixar. The only comment that comes to mind on the subject is when I complained people tend to refer to Pixar and Disney as the same thing when they're so different. Disney makes a dozen princess movies ending with princesses getting married, Pixar makes a princess movie about risking everything to avoid getting married (to the wrong person at an early age.)

In other words: you two pay no attention to what I say. You ought to be ashamed. Think what you're missing.

[Wakko]

Oops. What's your favorite movie?

[Helios]

My, my, what a little angel you are, ma'am! Too late, I'm already panicking.... *runs off screaming* AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You already told me to be ashamed once and I'm still blissfully free of any such falsehoods about myself. As for paying attention, I do a better job than you, SO THERE!

And now....I completely forgot what spawned this in the first place. Hmm...

[Blitz]

Why do you not have a Frozen sig?

[Helios]

Because he wants to be sued....

[Pound Foolish]

Precisely. I'm so generous I want to share my money with everyone. For more information, visit SuePoundFoolish.org.

[Wakko]

Precisely. I'm so generous I want to share my money with everyone. For more information, visit SuePoundFoolish.org.

Your website's down. I'm gonna sue you for that. XD

[Helios]

Go get'em, Bobby! I know a great lawyer...she's a forger and everything! We'll bleed PF dry!!!

[Wakko]

She's a forger too?? We better get to court ASAP.

[Pound Foolish]

Since I'm so generous, I'll be your lawyer to sue me. I'll only charge you your house.

[Wakko]

Wow! That's all?? XD

[Helios]

For a second there, I thought you said your hose. As in lederhosen. But anyway...

So, Bobbymac, what do you think we should ask for when suing PF? Maybe tell us where his lederhosen comes from...

[Batgirl]

Are you ever going to put a picture of yourself up?

[Helios]

He only sends them to his girlfriends.....bwahahaha!!!