The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Helios]

Not everything about everything...just about explosives. Duh...

Why should I? Give me one big fat reason, Mr. KRE Leader! I dare you!

[Metal15]

Yeah. Whatever.

Dare accepted! Because you wouldn't be able to call them anymore.

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Great. Now KRE has a civil war...

[Metal15]

Stay here in the castle, Cowgirl, and you won't get hurt.

[SirWhit]

Just join the ERK in the interests of unity! OK?

[Metal15]

Unity??? With tyrannical ERKers?? O_O I'd rather die.

[The Old Judge]

There, Helios! Behold, for your treachery you have been branded as what you really are. A traitor! Each and every one of your posts now display this fact. You may now gaze in awe at my power....

[Metal15]

*Hands Old Judge a shotgun* Y'never know what these new ERKers may do in their insane state, so be on your guard. O_o

[The Old Judge]

Shotguns? Are we gonna go all redneck and stand guard around our fortress with our weapons until the enemies go away?

[shnoodlec.]

*heart attack from happiness* PEOPLE. I WAS GONE FOR FOUR DAYS AND THIS *gestures at the whole joining-the-ERK-thing* Maybe I should leave more often. But I won't leave on purpose until I'm missed.

EDIT: Hey, since when do we not have the emoticon?!

[Mara]

*heart attack from happiness* PEOPLE. I WAS GONE FOR FOUR DAYS AND THIS *gestures at the whole joining-the-ERK-thing* Maybe I should leave more often. But I won't leave on purpose until I'm missed.

Schnoodlec, this totally reminded me of those Bud Light commercials. "It's only weird if it doesn't work."

[Metal15]

Shotguns? Are we gonna go all redneck and stand guard around our fortress with our weapons until the enemies go away?

O_-

Since when do rednecks guard fortresses?

[The Old Judge]

See, I live in a place not too far from some rednecks, and my friends and I have jokes about rednecks. One group of which pertains to frequent use of shotguns. So your comment reminded me of that. In answer to "When do rednecks guard fortresses?" They probably consider their moonshine still as valuable as a fortress...

[Metal15]

Lol, alright, I get ya... XD

[Helios]

See what silliness goes on in the KRE? Moonshine indeed... *snorts* Only barbaric males would come up with stuff like that.

Thank, Old Judge, for the beautiful and completely accurate avatar. I am betraying the KRE with great joy in my heart *snicker* Hope y'all have a nice time over here in the castle without any plumbing...chamber pots, anyone?

[Metal15]

I actually called many a plumber to come take a look, so we'll have flushin' toilettes before ya know it.

[Helios]

What's the point of flushing toilets if you don't have plumbing??? And you spelled toilet wrong....

[Metal15]

-_- Do you know what plumbers are for...? No? I'll tell you. PLUMBING. O_o

I spelled it in French, so no I did not, you ignoramus.

[Helios]

Plumbers FIX plumbing! Duh!

How DARE you call ME an ignoramus! Saying you didn't know French, indeed! NOW you're giving away secrets! LIAR!!!

[Metal15]

And INSTALL plumbing.

I don't know how to SPEAK French, but I know how to write a few words in French, Mademoiselle.