The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Wakko]

Woohoo!! Are there any members who could be turned from ERK to KRE?
*Grabs wood and wonders why Metal wants us to other than the reason he said.*

[Agent 86]

Woohoo!! Are there any members who could be turned from ERK to KRE?
*Grabs wood and wonders why Metal wants us to other than the reason he said.*

I don't think we could. *grabs wood chunks and woodchucks so the woodchucks can chuck as much wood down as possible to make toothpicks, and paper.* *throws some wood into the fire*
*hangs up a picture of our past leaders* Home, sweet home!

[SirWhit]

That reminds me...does ERK has it's own castle? I mean, c'mon, they have an anthem and lots of members and....Pound Foolish...but where do they hang out?

Haha. That's one of the great things about ERK. We don't need some fancy castle to hide in, or to make our klub seem greater. Besides, our real headquarters is a secret, still undiscovered by KRE ranks.

By that, you mean it's really Joe's Really Great Snacks at Funworld, right?

[Metal15]

*Starts setting up fixed machine-guns on the walls* These'll come in handy...

[Liz'alike]

*Liz'alike creeps around a corner of the KRE head quarters. She'd been hearing rumors of planned attacks from beyond the enemies lines. She was here today to see if she could gather information.

Clenched tightly in her right palm she held a tear gas grenade. She needed some insurance of a get away.

Liz'alike listened at the edge of a doorway, trying desperately to listen to the muffled voices inside. Liz moved her left hand toward her ear, adjusting the small infiltrating device that allowed her to listen through walls.*

Seriously?? They're not talking about anything important! And I thought they were a threat! HA

*Liz cracked open the door, pulled the fuze on the grenade and threw it into the room.*

Enjoy! Liz has left the building!

[Metal15]

Perhaps you haven't seen the castle.

It's got huge walls.

And most of us are on the battlements and out in the fields picking up wood, so there's no way you could have snuck in. Also, I guess you didn't hear earlier that explosives were placed all around the castle in case someone like you tried to sneak in?

[Liz'alike]

Ever heard of sewers?! *Liz yelled from outside the walls.* I'm going home! I need a shower!

[Metal15]

We don't have sewers under our castle, we're off in the forest!! *Yells after her*

*Shakes head*

Keep working, chaps...

[Rosy]

That reminds me...does ERK has it's own castle? I mean, c'mon, they have an anthem and lots of members and....Pound Foolish...but where do they hang out?

Haha. That's one of the great things about ERK. We don't need some fancy castle to hide in, or to make our klub seem greater. Besides, our real headquarters is a secret, still undiscovered by KRE ranks.

By that, you mean it's really Joe's Really Great Snacks at Funworld, right?

What? Not even close.

[Whittifer]

By that, you are basically saying you don't have a fort, or a castle, and you are ashamed about it, so you say you have a "secret" castle, right?

[Metal15]

That could very well be what she's saying. O_O

[Helios]

Wait...no sewers? Do we have plumbing? Cause outhouses are so...insanitary.

*Helios watched Liz's retreating form with a playful smirk twisting her lips. As if Liz could use the sewers...she was obviously unaware of the special connection between Helios and the sewers...*

[Metal15]

Nope, no sewers.

For now, we're just gonna have to be content with our individual outhouses.

[Rosy]

By that, you are basically saying you don't have a fort, or a castle, and you are ashamed about it, so you say you have a "secret" castle, right?

We. Have. No. Castle. NO CASTLE. And did you even read my post? If I was ashamed about having no castle, why would I tell everyone that we didn't need one? We have a headquarters (And it is not a castle), but it's in a secret location.

[Helios]

Outhouses also add a whole new meaning to that British term about "being caught with one's pants down". Just sayin'.

BTW, are we done with the wood yet? Cause I'm getting splinters...


PS to Liz: I just added a whole row of Combine force-field walls right before the grenade went off. It bounced out, rolled down the treeless hill, and lit an ERKer's pants-hem on fire. Might wanna get a fire-extinguisher...

[Whittifer]

Umm... Do we have running water? Or electricity? Or heat? Or air conditioning? Or television? What about computers and laptops? How will we get on the Soda Shop?

Well, then, you get a gold star Underseasie! Congratulations!

[The Old Judge]

Nope, no sewers.

For now, we're just gonna have to be content with our individual outhouses.

Outhouses? What is this 19th-century American frontier? If we're going to have a castle, we need to theme the plumbing correctly. Chamberpots for everyone!

[Rosy]

Well, then, you get a gold star Underseasie! Congratulations!

Your point being.....what, exactly?

TOJ-

[Whittifer]

Yay! It's just what I always wanted, it's perfectly right, it's just what I always wanted, a Christmas delight!

[Rosy]

Ummm...ohhhhkaayyyyyyyy, Whittifer....whateeeevvverrrrr you say. *pats Whittifer's head*