The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Liz'alike]

*Liz'alike watched Metal run off with the hobbling Helios in tow. She was slightly saddened that Helios hadn't seen the light about their club.
Liz'alike walked away from her hiding place where she had watched "the escape." Little did Metal and Helios know that it wasn't really an escape. She let them go...*
Let the wars begin.

[Pound Foolish]

ERK Special Announcement
I drew this little sketch. In case you find it hard to read, it's entitled, ESK/KRE in a Nutshell.

For those of you who can't tell, (it isn't as clear as it was on paper) he's saying, "How can you like chocolate ice cream? I don't. Allow me to logically convince you to not like chocolate."

[Whittifer]

I can't really read what it says. Please tell me.

P.S. I got my mustached owl back!

[Pound Foolish]

Added an explanation, Stalin Owl.

[Metal15]

I can't really read what it says. Please tell me.

XD


But that pic could easily be applied to ERK as well.

(Edit: Btw, who's the girl on the right?)

[Pound Foolish]

Yes, but what the point is we just set up our own little klub to enjoy Emily, and then you guys insist on saying our klub is lame for liking her. Not the other way around. ERK was first. (Nyah, nyah, if I may say so.) The purpose KRE is to say how Emily supposedly stinks and try to convince others she does, as if it were a set fact. Anyhow, it's just humor

[Metal15]

True, but if it were the other way around and KRE came first, it very well could have turned out the exact same way. (Which would be, both klubs giving reasons for the other klub's lame-ness.)

[Whittifer]

Ok after trying very, very hard, I think it says something about liking and not liking chocolate ice cream. If I read it right, we're trying to tell you not to like chocolate ice cream, which would be incorrect, because I like chocolate ice cream.

[Metal15]

I personally really REALLY like chocolate ice cream.

[Whittifer]

Me too, so your picture I politically incorrect. Maybe you should have used pickles, or something else that is disgusting, just like Emily.

[Helios]

*Liz'alike watched Metal run off with the hobbling Helios in tow. She was slightly saddened that Helios hadn't seen the light about their club.
Liz'alike walked away from her hiding place where she had watched "the escape." Little did Metal and Helios know that it wasn't really an escape. She let them go...*
Let the wars begin.

Oh, so NOW you tell me. Well, in case you didn't know, it's usually a bad idea to tell your plan to the enemy before it's put into effect.

And it's so very easy to turn a trap for oneself into a trap for one's enemies.

BTW, how can Metal run if I'm hobbling?

[Rosy]

*applauds*
Very good, PF! I love it.

[Liz'alike]

Fine, Helios, Metal carried you... into the sunset!

[Pound Foolish]

Thank you, Rosy darlin'.

Liz' you didn't even mention my drawing. Waah.

Ooh, Meta'ls carrying Helios. Sigh. Romance.

[Helios]

Fine, Helios, Metal carried you... into the sunset!

WHAT???

I don't believe this!

Whaddya mean, into the sunset??? I leaned on his arm and limped off toward the castle, where I then blew up the remaining 50% of the forest (and totally caved in the nonexistent sewers, sorry ).

There was nothing romantic about it.

NOTHING. *clenches teeth and glares at Liz and the unladylike ma'am*

Besides, if I was going to "like" one of the guys on here, I'd probably pick Ben.

Cause he's so purty.... *snicker snicker*

Or maybe Arkan...

[Liz'alike]

Think what you like, Helios. He carried you! And your ankle hurt so bad you felt faint, so you leaned your head on his shoulder! I saw it all! *crosses heart*

Sorry, PF! I did sawled it I thought I was clever and very true. The ERK are just to immature to see the truth!

[Helios]

First off: HE DIDN'T CARRY ME! I leaned on his arm...it's not the same. The only parts of us that touched were our arms and our shoulders.

Dude...

Cross your heart all you want... *meditates on which of the ERKers is about to become a pinata*

The ERK are just to immature to see the truth?

Right. Of course.

[Metal15]

The ERK are just to immature to see the truth!

Agreed completely, Liz. XD

[Liz'alike]

I didn't mean to write ERK... Don't get any ideas, Metal!

Think what you want, Helios... Think what you want *laughs a deep hearty laugh.*

[Helios]

Too late...ideas are pouring out of Metal now.

And what is that supposed to mean?

You honestly believe I like Metal? Oh, perish the thought! The gods are turning over in their sleep.