The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Aftershocker]

The fact that you like Emily isn't a mind bomb. BUT...the fact that you guys might be might be close-minded is! At least for you

Riiiigghht. We're closed minded because we like a character. Suuurre, that makes sooo much sense.

Actually, I agree wholeheartedly that the ERK klub is over zealous and lacks taste. I am seriously considering joining the KRE.

How is the KRE not over zealous and tasteless?

[Metal15]

Seasie! No! Not all of us are close-minded! Help us be not over-zealous! Bring taste!

She's not seriously considering joining us, she's fibbin'.

[Shtakji]

Yes, in triplicate. Really boring, I wouldn't bother.

I'm sorry sir, you must be on the wrong page. I wasn't inquiring about the paperwork needed in applying for a membership in ERK.

Nope, no forms, really, you can just say you'll join, and we'll consider you one of us. Welcome to the epic team!

Thank you, M15.

Please, no! No! They will brainwash you! Trust me, when I tell you this, it is for your own good: DO NOT JOIN THEM!

No, no! Do not join the dark side!

*Is reminded of a war that was waged 'A long time ago on a website far, far away..'* Well, it actually mostly involved the turning of moons into waffles.. but still, good times.

Ahem, back on topic.
Thank you for your concern, Miss Shnoodle, but I'm sure everything will be fine. It's just a club, it's not like it'll fundamentally change the way I look at Emily.
And we can still be friends right? Right?

Shtakji, I can no longer poke you and Mabel because of this.

I'm sorry for this, AS. Thought our friendship was stronger. *dejectedly pokes Mabel*
Yeah, it's not the same.

[Whittifer]

The fact that you like Emily isn't a mind bomb. BUT...the fact that you guys might be might be close-minded is! At least for you

Riiiigghht. We're closed minded because we like a character. Suuurre, that makes sooo much sense.

Actually, I agree wholeheartedly that the ERK klub is over zealous and lacks taste. I am seriously considering joining the KRE.

There's no way... But I guess we might, possibly be able to let you join, if you're telling the truth.

[Metal15]

The fact that you like Emily isn't a mind bomb. BUT...the fact that you guys might be might be close-minded is! At least for you

Riiiigghht. We're closed minded because we like a character. Suuurre, that makes sooo much sense.

Actually, I agree wholeheartedly that the ERK klub is over zealous and lacks taste. I am seriously considering joining the KRE.

There's no way... But I guess we might, possibly be able to let you join, if you're telling the truth.

I wouldn't. XD

[Whittifer]

Who said I would? I might've had my fingers crossed.

[Rosy]

The fact that you like Emily isn't a mind bomb. BUT...the fact that you guys might be might be close-minded is! At least for you

Riiiigghht. We're closed minded because we like a character. Suuurre, that makes sooo much sense.

Actually, I agree wholeheartedly that the ERK klub is over zealous and lacks taste. I am seriously considering joining the KRE.

There's no way... But I guess we might, possibly be able to let you join, if you're telling the truth.

Umm, yeah, there's no way you'd let me in/I'd really ask. I personally think that whoever it was that edited my post *glares at TS and GG* is abusing their powers by making me say whatever they want me to (even if they changed it back). Like I would ever in a million years consider joining you guys, especially after:

• You stole my lightsaber and locked me in a dungeon of a castle I helped pay for when I tried to get it back.
  You tell me that I worship Emily and act like I'm lying when I say I don't
  You say I'm closed-minded
  You say I'm mean and rude
  And you pulled this little stunt to top it all off

So thanks for the invitation, but no thanks.

[Whittifer]

It wasn't exactly an invitation, but you're welcome!

[Doll]

You stole my lightsaber and locked me in a dungeon of a castle I helped pay for when I tried to get it back.

I would like to point out that we only did this after you broke into our castle to spy/wreck havoc....so..yeah..

[Rosy]

You stole my lightsaber and locked me in a dungeon of a castle I helped pay for when I tried to get it back.

I would like to point out that we only did this after you broke into our castle to spy/wreck havoc....so..yeah..

No, I "broke" into the castle to get back my lightsaber, nothing else.

[Tea Ess]

Welcome to the club, Shtakji! There are many members who share your point of view. I myself am continually coming closer to it.

Underseasie: I don't necessarily think you worship Emily, but you are in a club that is known for Emily-worship. As a result, you will sometimes be guilty by association. I do realize that your personal standpoint is less extreme than some of the other club participants. As to your light saber, I did not directly engage in taking it, though I may have indirectly (maybe). Because you have not been compensated yet for your temporary loss, the club has unanimously voted to award you a package of fig newtons and a stuffed giraffe. You may also come visit the castle, all travel expenses paid, as long as you promise to stay out of the restricted areas.

*glares at TS and GG*

Who, me?

[SirWhit]

Welcome to the club, Shtakji! There are many members who share your point of view. I myself am continually coming closer to it.

Underseasie: I don't necessarily think you worship Emily, but you are in a club that is known for Emily-worship. As a result, you will sometimes be guilty by association. I do realize that your personal standpoint is less extreme than some of the other club participants. As to your light saber, I did not directly engage in taking it, though I may have indirectly (maybe). Because you have not been compensated yet for your temporary loss, the club has unanimously voted to award you a package of fig newtons and a stuffed giraffe. You may also come visit the castle, all travel expenses paid, as long as you promise to stay out of the restricted areas.

*glares at TS and GG*

Who, me?

What? When did this vote happen? Nice to know people tell me things.....

[Tea Ess]

The vote took place tomorrow.

[SirWhit]

Wait...doesn't that mean it will never take place?

Mind blown.

[Tea Ess]

No, actually; knowing that everyone would follow me anyway, I went ahead and conducted a hypothetical vote.

You voted to award Underseasie compensation for her temporary loss of property.

[SirWhit]

OK...I don't see any harm in that...

[Rosy]

Underseasie: I don't necessarily think you worship Emily, but you are in a club that is known for Emily-worship. As a result, you will sometimes be guilty by association. I do realize that your personal standpoint is less extreme than some of the other club participants. As to your light saber, I did not directly engage in taking it, though I may have indirectly (maybe). Because you have not been compensated yet for your temporary loss, the club has unanimously voted to award you a package of fig newtons and a stuffed giraffe. You may also come visit the castle, all travel expenses paid, as long as you promise to stay out of the restricted areas.

*glares at TS and GG*

Who, me?

Thank you. *hugs the giraffe*
But I do have one thing to say. Yes, I have to agree that our club has a big stereotype that we love Emily above everything else, but that's not really a fair thing to say. Ask our members, and I'm sure the majority will tell you it's not true.

[Arkán Dreamwalker]

No, actually; knowing that everyone would follow me anyway, I went ahead and conducted a hypothetical vote.

You voted to award Underseasie compensation for her temporary loss of property.

What compensation for what property?

[Rosy]

No, actually; knowing that everyone would follow me anyway, I went ahead and conducted a hypothetical vote.

You voted to award Underseasie compensation for her temporary loss of property.

What compensation for what property?

My lightsaber, which I left in TS's and GG's castle, which I was then locked out of when I tried to get it back from GG.

[Arkán Dreamwalker]

Oh... right, that property.