Official announcement. Since some interesting people don't think it's painfully obvious that only people in an organization can vote and participate in that organization, I will give their brains some help. I'll even type it in nice big capital letters, easy to read. NO ENTRIES OR VOTES BY KRES! Now, go drink your anti Emily potion. Not that I blame you for joining our fun, Kre is as boring as watching paint, um, get painted.
Joking aside, I do love your entries Blondie. I meant to tell you you could enter, but you posted before I got back to you. To be clear, you can enter, but your posts won't be considered for winning unless you rejoin. Come home, Blondie, come ho-mmmme.
But really. Why make fan art of dear Emily if you don't like her?
Everyone else, you guys are doing wonderfully. It's good to have you all have fun. Lovely, creative, and charming work.
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"Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
Pound Foolish wrote:I do love your entries Blondie. I meant to tell you you could enter, but you posted before I got back to you. To be clear, you can enter, but your posts won't be considered for winning unless you rejoin. Come home, Blondie, come ho-mmmme.
But really. Why make fan art of dear Emily if you don't like her?
*rolls eyes*
I make fan art of Emily because I don't hate her..nor do I love her.
I couldn't join the ERK again, because you put her on a pedestal, you worship her, idolize her, say she's the best character ever, even over such classics as Wooton, Connie, and Mr. Whittaker himself.
Do I love Emily? No.
Does Emily Rule? No.
Would I worship her? No.
So no, I don't hate her..but she isn't the best..she's simple one of the middle characters...a filler...
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God's Girl wrote:I couldn't join the ERK again, because you put her on a pedestal, you worship her, idolize her, say she's the best character ever, even over such classics as Wooton, Connie, and Mr. Whittaker himself.
Again and again and again. We ERKers tell you guys that we don't worship Emily. We don't idolize her. We just think she's a good character. PF is the only one who really does that, and he's, well, PF. But over and over again, you guys say "We don't hate Emily, we just hate the way you worship her!"
Listen very, very, very carefully to what I'm going to say, because it's obvious that you're not going to understand any other way.
Yes, I LIKE Emily. I DO NOT WORSHIP HER! I DO NOT IDOLIZE HER!
Many of us don't either hate or love Emily. In fact, I would go so far to say that you could like Emily and be a member of the KRE. It is true that we don't celebrate Emily-ness in the KRE; to many she is a character like any other, just one that needs some work.
In other words, the KRE is the perfect place for you. Join today!
Edit: Would it be possible for God's Girl to enter the contest poll, on the understanding that her votes will be ignored when it comes time to announce the winners? That way we can see what the public thinks of her entries, but and ERKite will still win?
T.S. (myself) wrote:Many of us don't either hate or love Emily. In fact, I would go so far to say that you could like Emily and be a member of the KRE. It is true that we don't celebrate Emily-ness in the KRE; to many she is a character like any other, just one that needs some work.
In other words, the KRE is the perfect place for you. Join today!
That'll happen, like...hmm...never.
Cause here at the ERK we have fun contests, meetings, and such. Plus everyone is super-friendly, and we don't spend all our time complaining about a character and trying to put down another klub. We have fun. =)
As for you, Wooton, I hate to say it, but yours is flat out ugly.
Liar. Tricker. Death to Emily Haters!
Then death by monkeys awaits you, take a number and wait over in that third electric chair.
Alex go jump in a lake.
Don't kill her! Just...Torture...*coughs*
Being a traitor can result in death.
Draws sword and whacks GG upside the head with the handle
You stink.
Just a few "nice" quotes by ERK members... XD
-- Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:40 pm --
underseasie wrote:
God's Girl wrote:I couldn't join the ERK again, because you put her on a pedestal, you worship her, idolize her, say she's the best character ever, even over such classics as Wooton, Connie, and Mr. Whittaker himself.
Again and again and again. We ERKers tell you guys that we don't worship Emily. We don't idolize her. We just think she's a good character. PF is the only one who really does that, and he's, well, PF. But over and over again, you guys say "We don't hate Emily, we just hate the way you worship her!"
Listen very, very, very carefully to what I'm going to say, because it's obvious that you're not going to understand any other way.
Yes, I LIKE Emily. I DO NOT WORSHIP HER! I DO NOT IDOLIZE HER!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Somebody's in denial...
I'm the leader of the KRE, the group dedicated to countering ERK the Emily-centered cult. Join either team, you'll have a blast.
T.S. (myself) wrote:Edit: Would it be possible for God's Girl to enter the contest poll, on the understanding that her votes will be ignored when it comes time to announce the winners? That way we can see what the public thinks of her entries, but and ERKite will still win?
No, that will not be possible. And I'm sure if that were to happen all you KRE would vote for her.
Metal15 wrote:
Plus everyone is super-friendly
o_O
ERK member quotes:
you dweebs.
As for you, Wooton, I hate to say it, but yours is flat out ugly.
Liar. Tricker. Death to Emily Haters!
Then death by monkeys awaits you, take a number and wait over in that third electric chair.
Alex go jump in a lake.
Don't kill her! Just...Torture...*coughs*
Being a traitor can result in death.
Draws sword and whacks GG upside the head with the handle
You stink.
Just a few "nice" quotes by ERK members... XD
-- Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:40 pm --
underseasie wrote:
God's Girl wrote:I couldn't join the ERK again, because you put her on a pedestal, you worship her, idolize her, say she's the best character ever, even over such classics as Wooton, Connie, and Mr. Whittaker himself.
Again and again and again. We ERKers tell you guys that we don't worship Emily. We don't idolize her. We just think she's a good character. PF is the only one who really does that, and he's, well, PF. But over and over again, you guys say "We don't hate Emily, we just hate the way you worship her!"
Listen very, very, very carefully to what I'm going to say, because it's obvious that you're not going to understand any other way.
Yes, I LIKE Emily. I DO NOT WORSHIP HER! I DO NOT IDOLIZE HER!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Somebody's in denial...
Like you're any better. Besides that was the in past. The ERK members today are much more mature.
As for you, Wooton, I hate to say it, but yours is flat out ugly.
Liar. Tricker. Death to Emily Haters!
Then death by monkeys awaits you, take a number and wait over in that third electric chair.
Alex go jump in a lake.
Don't kill her! Just...Torture...*coughs*
Being a traitor can result in death.
Draws sword and whacks GG upside the head with the handle
You stink.
Just a few "nice" quotes by ERK members... XD
Okay, what percentage of those quotes are by PF? The one known through out SS for being extremely sarcastic?
And, umm, I meant, to each other.
Plus, it's not like you KREers are any nicer. Come on.
Metal15 wrote:
underseasie wrote:
God's Girl wrote:I couldn't join the ERK again, because you put her on a pedestal, you worship her, idolize her, say she's the best character ever, even over such classics as Wooton, Connie, and Mr. Whittaker himself.
Again and again and again. We ERKers tell you guys that we don't worship Emily. We don't idolize her. We just think she's a good character. PF is the only one who really does that, and he's, well, PF. But over and over again, you guys say "We don't hate Emily, we just hate the way you worship her!"
Listen very, very, very carefully to what I'm going to say, because it's obvious that you're not going to understand any other way.
Yes, I LIKE Emily. I DO NOT WORSHIP HER! I DO NOT IDOLIZE HER!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Somebody's in denial...
In denial of what, pray tell? You say I'm lying in telling you that I do not worship Emily? Told ya you wouldn't understand the obvious, even if I spelled it out for you. Give me one piece of solid evidence that I've worshiped Emily. I dare you. (And I don't mean an edited quote of mine, or me saying Emily Rules. I mean real evidence)
Aftershocker wrote:
Like you're any better. Besides that was the in past. The ERK members today are much more mature.
I know, I was kidding.
-- Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:12 pm --
Okay, what percentage of those quotes are by PF? The one known through out SS for being extremely sarcastic?
And, umm, I meant, to each other.
Plus, it's not like you KREers are any nicer. Come on.
3 of them are PF's. There were others that I remember by other people(you, in fact) that I tried to find but couldn't. And I never said we were nicer. XD I'm just trying to show that ERK isn't known for being nice...
I'm the leader of the KRE, the group dedicated to countering ERK the Emily-centered cult. Join either team, you'll have a blast.
Oooh, who's right? Rosy and Vice Pres Aftershocker or Metal15 and Blondie?
Now then. Which club's purpose is to have contests and conversation on Emily? Ding ding, ERK!
Which is klub is dedicated to bashing another klub, complaining about Emily, and trying to convince people who appreciate her that they are somehow wrong for enjoying her?
Ding, ding! KRE!
It would seem Rosy and Aftershocker are right.
"Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
Pound Foolish wrote:Oooh, who's right? Rosy and Vice Pres Aftershocker or Metal15 and Blondie?
Now then. Which club's purpose is to have contests and conversation on Emily? Ding ding, ERK!
Which is klub is dedicated to bashing another klub, complaining about Emily, and trying to convince people who appreciate her that they are somehow wrong for enjoying her?
Ding, ding! KRE!
It would seem Rosy and Aftershocker are right.
Thank you, PF. *cursties*
*skips off to bake an I <3 Emily cake*
God's Girl wrote:I couldn't join the ERK again, because you put her on a pedestal, you worship her, idolize her, say she's the best character ever, even over such classics as Wooton, Connie, and Mr. Whittaker himself.
Again and again and again. We ERKers tell you guys that we don't worship Emily. We don't idolize her. We just think she's a good character. PF is the only one who really does that, and he's, well, PF. But over and over again, you guys say "We don't hate Emily, we just hate the way you worship her!"
Listen very, very, very carefully to what I'm going to say, because it's obvious that you're not going to understand any other way.
Yes, I LIKE Emily. I DO NOT WORSHIP HER! I DO NOT IDOLIZE HER!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Your anthem, ERKer.
Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained ru-ins
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy
But we shall sand firm, shall stand firm,
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And salute before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And salute before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!
PF was making a quip about the fact that you told us to, "read this and tell me you don't worship her". He neither denied nor affirmed the assertion that ERKers worship Emily. At face value I suppose the anthem and our other stuff seems violent, but apart from PF perhaps, we don't worship Emily. We exaggerate our love because who would join a club or post in a topic where all everybody said was, "Yeah, Emily is a good character. She's probably in my top thirty."? We chose a character, in this case Emily, and banded together under PF's leadership. We are simply expressing our enjoyment of the character of Emily Jones in an outspoken way. Of course there are people on the other side of the spectrum who exaggerate their slight to mild dislike of Emily. And our job is to crush every ounce of anti-ERK out of them!!!:P
That doesn't make it any less obvious. 
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