The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Pound Foolish]

Emilyophiles, stop any and all deliverymen carrying earplugs or bananas. The bananas will make a nice snack.

[Doll]

Emilyophiles, stop any and all deliverymen carrying earplugs or bananas. The bananas will make a nice snack.

*snickers* You really think they'd deliver them that way?

[Pound Foolish]

What way? What other way is there than by deliverymen? By robot? By canoe? By headless-phantom-of-the-theater?

[Rosy]

Oh, look, a helicopter headed towards the castle!
*boards the ERK magic flying carpet, then flies up to the helicopter an hijacks it* *dresses up as delivery man and lands inside the castle*
Hehehe

[Doll]

What way? What other way is there than by deliverymen? By robot? By canoe? By headless-phantom-of-the-theater?

Oh, and what makes you think I'll tell you?

Oh, look, a helicopter headed towards the castle!
*boards the ERK magic flying carpet, then flies up to the helicopter an hijacks it* *dresses up as delivery man and lands inside the castle*
Hehehe

Oops, forgot to tell you... They aren't being delivered by helicopter...

*the guards arrest underseasie and throw her in the dungeon*

[Metal15]

Emilyophiles are no match for the might of our army! Disperse or be fired upon!

[Rosy]

*the guards arrest underseasie and throw her in the dungeon*

*rolls eyes at guards and cuts open the dungeon door with lightsaber, then fights off guards*
The helicopter was just means of getting into the castle...

[Doll]

.
*the guards arrest underseasie and throw her in the dungeon*

*rolls eyes at guards and cuts open the dungeon door with lightsaber, then fights off guards*

Ahahaha, we confiscated that from you already, little one. *pats Rosy's head*

[Rosy]

.
*the guards arrest underseasie and throw her in the dungeon*

*rolls eyes at guards and cuts open the dungeon door with lightsaber, then fights off guards*

Ahahaha, we confiscated that from you already, little one. *pats Rosy's head*

No, you took my fake one, I've still got the real one here. *swats away GG's hand, then grabs other broken lightsaber off the floor*

[Pound Foolish]

BOOM!

Oh we aren't, Metal?

[Doll]

No, you took my fake one, I've still got the real one here. *swats away GG's hand, then grabs other broken lightsaber off the floor*

The guards quickly pick up Rosy and toss her outside the castle. There we go!

BOOM!

Oh we aren't, Metal?

Oops.. wrong castle...

[Metal15]

*calls in a fleet of X-Wing fighters to secure the castle and keep any other enemy aircraft from getting close*

BOOM!

Oh we aren't, Metal?

*shades eyes with hand*

You missed.

[Pound Foolish]

Oh yeah, sure. I can see that.

[Rosy]

*hurries back to ERK camp*
What's next, PF?
*tries to fix broken lightsaber*

[Liz'alike]

GG... After looking over this contract fully with my lawyer, *studies fingernails* we have determined that your land is occupied by rare species of bird. It's called an Emophilious. It was thought to be extinct.... But....
Saying that, my lawyer determines that all surrounding land is to be confiscated by the proper authorities.... To which we have already reported to.

[Metal15]

GG... After looking over this contract fully with my lawyer, *studies fingernails* we have determined that your land is occupied by rare species of bird. It's called an Emophilious. It was thought to be extinct.... But....
Saying that, my lawyer determines that all surrounding land is to be confiscated by the proper authorities.... To which we have already reported to.

What if the bird suddenly becomes extinct?

[Liz'alike]

*Authorities pull up, creating a full protection force around all surviving Emophilious.*
You were saying?

[Metal15]

*Authorities pull up, creating a full protection force around all surviving Emophilious.*
You were saying?

I was saying: What if the bird suddenly becomes extinct?

[Doll]

GG... After looking over this contract fully with my lawyer, *studies fingernails* we have determined that your land is occupied by rare species of bird. It's called an Emophilious. It was thought to be extinct.... But....
Saying that, my lawyer determines that all surrounding land is to be confiscated by the proper authorities.... To which we have already reported to.

What if the bird suddenly becomes extinct?

*looks over document with TS's lawyer*

*scientists scour the property*

It appears as though the Emophilious doesn't exist.

Therefore we will not let our land be confiscated, and if you chose to fight this in court, I seriously doubt your case will hold up. *shrugs*

[Rosy]

*Authorities pull up, creating a full protection force around all surviving Emophilious.*
You were saying?

I was saying: What if the bird suddenly becomes extinct?

If, by any chance, the bird was killed, poisoned, or in anyway harmed, there would be severe repercussions by the government and to whoever was responsible... jail time, unbelievably large fees, public service time, etc.