Odyssey Intros

[Pound Foolish]

Suppose you could have any character introduce the show. Here are a few of my takes:

"Hi, this is Jay Smouse and I wanted to invite you... kind of... to a time of wonder, excitement, and yada yada. So join us for Adventures in Oh-dissy... I mean Odyssey. Whatever."

"Good evening, I'm Mrs. Kramer. Since you have a dull drab life, much like mine, so much so you are actually listening to the intro to a boring children's program, welcome to a time of wonder, excitement and discovery... supposedly. Welcome to Adventures in Odyssey. Go away now."

"Oh, hey there. I'm Liz Horton. I'd like to invite you to a place of wonder and excitement. But then things are always that way with Jared around... anyone would wonder about him. But anyhow, please join us for adventures in Odyssey... while I go find where Jared hid my purse he's so intelligently sure is a bomb."

"Hey there, this is Emily Jones, the best character in Odyssey, and three time winner of Character of the Week. Oh, and by the way, I also have my own fan website. I'd like you to join us for what surely will be a time of wonder, adventure, and excitement... since I'll be here. And everyone loves me!"

[Doll]

Bravo! Bravo!

I like Jay's and Mrs. Kramer's, but Emily's was waynotbetter!

[SparkyHappyGiraffe]

"Hey everyone this is Wooton Basset. You might have heard of me. Oh wow we're gonna have a great time. Why don't you come along for our Adventures in Odyssey, ok Chris you can have your job back now." (This just came to me as I was typing so it's not that great)

[godisawesomeness99]

"Hey everyone this is Wooton Basset. You might have heard of me. Oh wow we're gonna have a great time. Why don't you come along for our Adventures in Odyssey, ok Chris you can have your job back now." (This just came to me as I was typing so it's not that great)

Hey! I like that! I can see it now! Hear it, I mean

[Pound Foolish]

I agree, that's hilarious, Abby. And yes, Blondie, Emily's was astonishingly wonderful. Here's another:

"It is my duty to humbly invite you to join me, the incredibly famous Edwin Blackgaard, to share a time with me of wonder, excitement, and discovery that, dare I say, even the Great Bard himself would deem numinous. Welcome to... Adventures in the charming, tragedy filled, and drama saturated, land of Odyssey."

[Mara]

Haha I like that one, PF!

[The Old Judge]

Hello, this is Doctor Regis Blackgaard himself, in the flesh. Yes, hold your applause. We'd like to invite you for a time of mystery, deception, and biological warfare. Welcome to....Adventures in Odyssey!

Hello, everyone, I'm Bill Kendall, Connie's father. Since I'm headed there anyway for Album 57, you might as well join me (and my seven wives) for a time of wonder, excitement, and discovery. Welcome to Adventures in Odyssey!

[Pound Foolish]

"Bahaha," as a certain Sweetie would say. That's unbelievably priceless. Encore! "...seven wives..." Oh wow.
Oh... I like that you've kept that lovely siggy so long, by the way.