The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)
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Well, the big deal started when this forum was created about five months back, and Creative Thinker, ( But most people call him Mr. Thinker, Or Ct) Stared the Emily Stinks Club, and Pound Foolish started The Emily Rules Club, and Then Whitiffer started the The True Emily Haters club, and they made a big deal, and I am a proud E.R.K member, and have been named by Pound Foolish, Our dear president, the most Loyally active member! We would love to have you join us! We welcome our members warmly! We have my Dad's famous Spicy Molasses cookies, and Pumpkin bread for our members!
"What-ever."- Pound Foolish
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"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
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"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
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We would gladly welcome you if you joined us.

^^ Props to Belle ^^
Lovely anthem PF! * applauds* EMILY RULES!
Though, I am with suzy- I like Jason too! I don't know if I can join a JSK, just because Emily haters are using him wrong!
Though, I am with suzy- I like Jason too! I don't know if I can join a JSK, just because Emily haters are using him wrong!

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Welcome Britt! We have Molasses cookies, Chocolate cake! and also, you must pledge loyalty, that you will not join an Emily hating club or work against PF unless you make an official resignation.
"What-ever."- Pound Foolish
E.R.K.
"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
E.R.K.
"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
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When do you have to do this, before you work against PF or after?gablerbage8 wrote:Welcome Britt! We have Molasses cookies, Chocolate cake! and also, you must pledge loyalty, that you will not work against PF unless you make an official resignation.

~Queen Belle of Altanovia, Knight of Montreal & Order of Aristotle, Benevolent Dictator, Catspaw of the SS, & Dan's couch troll~
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Funny! Before we work against!
"What-ever."- Pound Foolish
E.R.K.
"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
E.R.K.
"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
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As we all know, our Vice-President, for reasons not quite specified, has had to resign from the SS. In her honor, the Emily war has been put off for today. As you probably can see from the slight changes to my signature... 
Suzy and I started this war, together. Back when we barely knew each other. It was one of many things that we bonded over. So many people have had so much fun through it. Now it's one of the very biggest things on SS, as well proving itself one of the most durable. It's been going for months, where other themes and topics come and go.
The Character of the Week business can be held off for today.
I was going to put bad Kaids on "trial" for not voting Emily today, but that's going to have to wait. It wouldn't be the same without Suzy bursting into the Emily Anthem anyway.
I love you, Sweetie Lou.
We all do.
Emily RULES.


Suzy and I started this war, together. Back when we barely knew each other. It was one of many things that we bonded over. So many people have had so much fun through it. Now it's one of the very biggest things on SS, as well proving itself one of the most durable. It's been going for months, where other themes and topics come and go.
The Character of the Week business can be held off for today.
I was going to put bad Kaids on "trial" for not voting Emily today, but that's going to have to wait. It wouldn't be the same without Suzy bursting into the Emily Anthem anyway.
I love you, Sweetie Lou.
We all do.
Emily RULES.

- "Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
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I have decided to join this club in honor of Sue.

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Hear ye, hear ye! This meeting of ERK is now in session, the dishonorable President Pound Foolish presiding. Vice President Suzy is...uhhh... not Vice-Presiding. *sigh*
Okay. Our first order of business is to welcome our new sister, God's Girl, a prominent and regular poster, as well as a moderator, and my friend. Yay! Cough cough... this is where you all clap. Bow, Blondie, that's it... Good, good! Now then...
All of E.R.K., prepare to irk E.S.K. Alright, members, hands over hearts…
“Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained....
Oh. Let's skip all that. Anyways, Suzy left a willed recipient of her order of Vice President, for those of you who are unaware of that. I would have bestowed the honor upon Gabby, my darling, never failing, always enthusiastic, tireless Emily Lover. However, Suzylou has bequeathed the distinction upon another wonderful member who was and is close to her, and I shall honor her wishes. Our new Vice-President is...
Aftershocker!
Congratulations, Aftershocker. Do you solemnly vow...
To burst into our anthem at every moment possible?
To support ERK and Emily adamantly, without fail.
To refute any and all attacks upon Emily's good name made in SS?
To never change your positive position on Emily?
And to always like the color green?
Okay. Our first order of business is to welcome our new sister, God's Girl, a prominent and regular poster, as well as a moderator, and my friend. Yay! Cough cough... this is where you all clap. Bow, Blondie, that's it... Good, good! Now then...
All of E.R.K., prepare to irk E.S.K. Alright, members, hands over hearts…
“Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained....
Oh. Let's skip all that. Anyways, Suzy left a willed recipient of her order of Vice President, for those of you who are unaware of that. I would have bestowed the honor upon Gabby, my darling, never failing, always enthusiastic, tireless Emily Lover. However, Suzylou has bequeathed the distinction upon another wonderful member who was and is close to her, and I shall honor her wishes. Our new Vice-President is...
Aftershocker!
Congratulations, Aftershocker. Do you solemnly vow...
To burst into our anthem at every moment possible?
To support ERK and Emily adamantly, without fail.
To refute any and all attacks upon Emily's good name made in SS?
To never change your positive position on Emily?
And to always like the color green?
- "Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
Personally I like the color purple better, will that cause problems?

~Queen Belle of Altanovia, Knight of Montreal & Order of Aristotle, Benevolent Dictator, Catspaw of the SS, & Dan's couch troll~
~"I’ve always found you to be a good person to disagree with." - Eleventh Doctor~
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I, Aftershocker, vow to burst into our anthem at every possible moment of the day, to support ERK and Emily without fail, to shoot down all attacks on Emily's good name made in SS, to never change my position on Emily, and to always like the color green! EMILY RULES!
And now I will grace you with my beautiful voice. It will never be as angelic as Suzylou's voice but I will try my hardest. *ahem*
“Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained ru-ins
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy
But we shall sand firm, shall stand firm,
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And bow before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!”
FOR SUZY AND EMILY!
And now I will grace you with my beautiful voice. It will never be as angelic as Suzylou's voice but I will try my hardest. *ahem*
“Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained ru-ins
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy
But we shall sand firm, shall stand firm,
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And bow before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!”
FOR SUZY AND EMILY!

^^ Props to Belle ^^
*wipes tears from eyes*
That was truly inspiring, Aftershocker.
That was truly inspiring, Aftershocker.

~Queen Belle of Altanovia, Knight of Montreal & Order of Aristotle, Benevolent Dictator, Catspaw of the SS, & Dan's couch troll~
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Oh, I just can't stop crying. Bravo, bravo, bravisimo! (Um, however that's spelled...) Congratulations, new Vice President Aftershocker! Lovely singing voice, incidentally.
- "Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
He did welcome me! ;Punderseasie wrote:Sure, don't even welcome us to the club, PF. *humpf*
Pound Foolish wrote: Okay. Our first order of business is to welcome our new sister, God's Girl, a prominent and regular poster, as well as a moderator, and my friend. Yay! Cough cough... this is where you all clap. Bow, Blondie, that's it... Good, good! Now then...

~Queen Belle of Altanovia, Knight of Montreal & Order of Aristotle, Benevolent Dictator, Catspaw of the SS, & Dan's couch troll~
~"I’ve always found you to be a good person to disagree with." - Eleventh Doctor~