The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Pound Foolish]

Mr. Thinker, may you be BURNED AT THE STAKE!
Wait... you want to get a big reaction. Deep breaths... clear voice... speak calmly...
Ahem. Mr. Thinker, I am sorry, but your actions are unconstitutional.

[Nelson S.]

Wow, PF... nice smiley. Haha

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Haha! I love reactions like that, that's true. You're only making me happier that I made the site! Thanks, PF! :

[Whittifer]

I was the first to know! It's awesome!

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Isn't it? : I'm going to start gathering member speeches now!

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Mr. Thinker, may you be BURNED AT THE STAKE!
Wait... you want to get a big reaction. Deep breaths... clear voice... speak calmly...
Ahem. Mr. Thinker, I am sorry, but your actions are unconstitutional.

That was beautiful, Pound Foolish. And what a wonderful smiley to go with it!

[Wretched Sinner]

Mr. Thinker, may you be BURNED AT THE STAKE!
Wait... you want to get a big reaction. Deep breaths... clear voice... speak calmly...
Ahem. Mr. Thinker, I am sorry, but your actions are unconstitutional.

um...okay that's a pretty gory smiley. I'm going to have another mod delete it.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

um...okay that's a pretty gory smiley. I'm going to have another mod delete it.

Yeah, I'm not kidding when I say that is not something I wanted to see. Please keep those kind of images to yourself, PF. I realize that you are a mod and have more power than me on this site, but I really don't believe that is a good thing to be posting, even in jest. I'm not offended, just a little disturbed. Unless Wooton reported it already, I'm going to have to report it, as it needs to be brought up to the mods and admins. But if you think I'm just being overly sensitive, I can understand that.

[Rosy]

To your smilie, PF:

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Haha! LOL

I'll have to get some o dose Pinky Pie memes... And I agree wholeheartedly!

[Pound Foolish]

um...okay that's a pretty gory smiley. I'm going to have another mod delete it.

.... Said the guy who posted a partially covered nudie picture, sent Suzy a poop-joke poem.... shall I go on?
Glad I bothered you, Mr. Thinker. I'm so pleased, you EmilyHater!
As for the rest of you, report me to the mods if you like... but I am one. It's interesting all of you are so well informed on the immorality of smily-face violence. Frankly, I've never heard of such a thing.
To be a bit clearer, I'd never post, for instance, a large image of a smiley with realistic blood on it. That would be just dumb, and, arguably, wrong, as it would be mildly graphic. However, a goofy smiley being eaten by a cute dragon of its own creation and spouting entirely unrealistic, neon blood? That's just silly fun. Though I do apologize profusely to the poor smiley for killing it.
I'm sorry it upset some of you. I truly am. But there's a difference between amorality and causing disgust. so there's no reason to act as if the smiley is wrong.
Besides, my dear little Sweetie Lou likes it. That means it has to be okay.

[Doll]

my dear little Sweetie Lou

Hold on here. Who are you dating again?

[Pound Foolish]

Ummmm... Why, you dearest! You, and only you. (Smmmmoooch.) I love you so much. When I called Suzy Sweetie Lou, I just meant I wanted to pat her. Anyhow, so it was a little slip... we just call each other cutesy names. What's wrong with that? Cutesy-cute names are so cute.

[Doll]

Ummmm... Why, you dearest! You, and only you. (Smmmmoooch.) I love you so much. When I called Suzy Sweetie Lou, I just meant I wanted to pat her. Anyhow, so it was a little slip... we just call each other cutesy names. What's wrong with that? Cutesy-cute names are so cute.

Well, then I insist that you come up with a cutesy name for me, okay dearest?

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Hold that kiss, kids...*runs off to get my camera* I'm going to make the most awkward wedding photographer some day. :

And yes, Pound Foolish...I agree with you. I didn't find the smiley very offensive...it seemed more that the offended were the Emily-haters who are being eaten by that lovely dinosaur, but oh well. Thanks for voicing your opinion, guys. If you ever find anything I say or do to your unliking, let me know, and I'll fix it, or reason it out with you.

Oh, and while I'm here, visiting this smelly club---I have one more thing to say...EMILY RULES! Drat that stupid website! May the viruses infest the putrid pages!

[Pound Foolish]

Hear hear, dear! Down with these foul-scented EmilyHaters!
And I must have a copy of that picture. I'll probably frame it and keep it on my dresser. Sigh... isn't it cute?

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Getting a lil sensual, are we guys? You don't know how ugly PF is, Godsgirl! (Neither do I)

I was honestly not exactly offended by the smiley, I just found it to be gory and unessecary. So I won't report you to yourself, now that you've explained your thoughts.

So you have gone on the website, Suzy! Wonderful! Do you have any suggestions for it? You know I just love hearing what Emily-lovers have to say! :

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Well yes, I do, actually. I suggest that you let me make a few adjustments on the site, whaddya say? Huh? You don't trust your dear friend, Suzy? Now, now, Mr. Thinker...

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Give me your suggestions! I'd really appreciate them! Just so you know, once you give me your suggestions, you automatically betray ERK and become an Emily-hater and devote the rest of your life to working on that amazing ESK site!

[Aftershocker]

I am absolutely ashamed of you people (those who are in this club). By the way, no one welcomed me to the ERK.