The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Wretched Sinner]

HMMM....Oh, Allo there. I'm am Dr. Julius Schnitzelbonker. I am here to prove that Emily stinks

[Whittifer]

Yes, doctor, you were the one that proved that theory, weren't you? Well, tis true she stinketh!

[Wretched Sinner]

Yes, doctor, you were the one that proved that theory, weren't you? Well, tis true she stinketh!

yes tis true

[Whittifer]

Join the club if Emily stinks! And she does!

[Wretched Sinner]

By doing tests on Emily's brain I was able to figure out that 70% of her brain thinks about being evil and the other 30% thinks about kissing boys

[Whittifer]

That is.......very odd. What boys? Whenever she's near it smells so bad they just scream and run.

[Wretched Sinner]

That is.......very odd. What boys? Whenever she's near it smells so bad they just scream and run.

I know, but she still wants to kiss Matthew, Barrett, and Buck

[Whittifer]

That's just weird Barret after all is her brother.

[Wretched Sinner]

That's just weird Barret after all is her brother.

oh, oops. I meant to say Jay

[Whittifer]

Wow, I was like that's just weird.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

That is.......very odd. What boys? Whenever she's near it smells so bad they just scream and run.

I know, but she still wants to kiss Matthew, Barrett, and Buck

BARRET?!?!?! What? I hope you didn't mean to say that. No, after my own scientific tests, (which are far more sophisticated, advanced, and accurate) I have determined what exactly Emily's brain structure is. She spends 50% of her brain's power on new ways to be annoying, 10% on solving mysteries, 10% on making sure she STINKS! (Literally, she makes sure that she was stunk by a skunk every day, 10% on thinking about boys, and finally, 10% on making sure that her voice and attitude are annoying and mean. That is the true structure of her brain. Sorry Wooton, but your studies were a bit off.

[Whittifer]

A BIT? I'd say a ton.

[Wretched Sinner]

Yay. Our club now has a logo/mascot and a chant which makes it 100% more better than the ERK. The chant is: Emily's a stinky pee!! Emily's a stinky pee! (it even rhymes) Here's our mascot/logo:

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

That's not cool at all.

[Pound Foolish]

You've gotta be kidding. What's with your logo, Wooton? It's not up to your usual standards, pretty ugly really. And "Emily's a stinky pee" doesn't rhyme at all, nor is it alliteration, and it doesn't quite even qualify as assonance.

[Wretched Sinner]

You've gotta be kidding. What's with your logo, Wooton? It's not up to your usual standards, pretty ugly really. And "Emily's a stinky pee" doesn't rhyme at all, nor is it alliteration, and it doesn't quite even qualify as assonance.

My logo rocks! And "Emily" and "Stinky pee" rhymes

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Face it, Wooton. Your not good at making logo's. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

[Wretched Sinner]

Face it, Wooton. Your not good at making logo's. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

I'm the best at making logos. Just listen to what Josh said, "Hey everyone, if you're looking for a great, fresh, sleek, modern, professional, clean, and beautiful logo, ask Wooton Bassett."

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Josh has obviously never seen your logo's for the Emily Stinks Klub then.

[Wretched Sinner]

Here's our SECOND mascot. It's PF in a tutu.