*takes them and rips them up* HA HA HA. *spray paints "emily STINKZ" all over the place*Kaida wrote:Alright PF I brought back the tutus you needed.
Wooton, do you want the peach one with flowers, the pink one with glitter or the purple one with all the ribbon?
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Wretched Sinner
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*ties Wooton to chair and spray paints on Wooton's forehead "EMILY RULES!"* HAHA...HA
Isaiah 40:8, 1 Corinthians 10:31
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*shoots everyone here with knock out darts and has Kaida arrested for spray painting on my forehead*
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"NOBODY MOVE!" *CT101 rushes in with the police force and a gun in his hand.*
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*CT101 shoots all Emily-lovers with tranquilizer guns and arrests them. He gets a big poster of Emily and shoots and punches it. Moolah and desserts are awarded to all E.S.K. members. E.R.K. members are sorry they ever denied Emily stunk. AIO gets rid of the character of Emily, and fans across the world rejoice. Christina Puchelli is out of a job and starts to cry, and an angry E.S.K. mob ensues when she walks down the street. E.S.K. members throw tomatoes at the actress and shout "I hate Emily!" which makes her cry harder. Dave Arnold attempts to break up the mob, but it only gets angrier. He is carried away by E.S.K. members for supporting Emily. What will happen to him? Meanwhile, E.R.K. members PF and suzy make an escape plan to break out of their cells, but they are stopped by CT101 and Wooton Basset, who torture them into saying "EMILY STINKS!" PF and suzy spontaneously join E.S.K. out of fear and are released from prison. They join the mob, which has already 'taken care of' Dave Arnold, Bob Hoose, and Kirby Atkins for supporting Emily and E.R.K. E.S.K. becomes so powerful that it takes over AIO and writes episodes where Matthew makes fun of Barret for having such an annoying sister. Fans rejoice! These are the episodes they want to hear! AIO continues... without Emily. All AIO fans join E.S.K., and the E.R.K. topic is deleted.*
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Mmhmm...yes. Keep dreaming, dear Mr. Thinker. *hand cuffs you and leads you away from the E.R.K*
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Nooooooo! *CT101 breaks out and attacks everyone.*
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*steals Mr. Thinker's bazooka* ESK, surrender, or I'll blow you to bits!
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~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
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Hear ye, hear ye! This meeting of ERK is now in session, the dishonorable Pound Foolish presiding. All of ERK, prepare to irk ESK. (I know ,ERK isn't quite an acronym of irk, but it sounds the same.) Alright, members, hands over hearts…
“Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained ru-ins
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy
But we shall sand firm, shall stand firm,
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And bow before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!”
Oh, I just LOVE that! Okay, onto the weekly reason why… Emily RULES! Let the war rage on!
This is a quote from the evil ESK.
This sums up what the EmilyHaters are saying in a nutshell. In fact, it’s pretty much ALL they’re saying. It’s amusing. They say the same stuff over and over, like a flock of parrots.
“Emily has an annoying voice! Emily is a blackmailer! Emily is too bossy to Matthew! Emily has an annoying voice! Emily is a blackmailer! Emily is too bossy to Matthew! Emily…!”
An annoying voice? Puh-leeze. Not only is that entirely a matter of opinion, that has NOTHING to do with her character.
You’ll see she quoted Square One. This is the golden “ol’ reliable” of the EmilyHaters. When you want to rationalize your dislike of Emily, simply refer to Square One. It’s a sacred rule that’s rarely broken. But just what does Emily do in Square One that’s so terrible?
“She BLACKMAILS MATTHEW!”
“She’s too bossy to Matthew!”
“Her voice gets annoying!”
Okay, okay, Emily haters, stop it already! (Speaking of annoying…)
Matthew accepts an odd invitation from Nelson and Ryan to see a special pinball machine. He dodges questions, Emily worries. Naturally, after all, Matthew, as far as we know, never hides anything from her. She drags more and more out of him. Then comes the momentously horrendous moment when Emily (gasp) BLACKMAILS MATTHEW! I could just say, good grief, get. Over. It. Already. But, to show this is a thoroughly deadly serious club, I will go a bit deeper.
Matthew seems to ignore Emily until she tries to get his attention. He sidesteps her questions. She gradually realizes more and more he has stumbled on people who like the same things he does, like turbo X what’s-it’s. Matthew love of machinery and the workings of instruments is a major separation between Emily and Matthew. A conflict, an obstacle. Matthew’s life is his obsession with “tinkering.” Emily’s life is observation, learning, and in, in her forceful way, trying to keep complete control of her life.
Matthew has no hunger for control, and only somewhat enjoys solving mysteries and making observations.
Yet this is the very link that Matthew has to Ryan and Nelson, that is drawing him to a secret meeting away from Emily. The huge part of Matthew’s life Emily cannot understand is a bond with these new people.
Plus, they’re male. Will Matthew abandon a girl for a chance at “guy” friendship?
So, yes, Emily blackmails him, if you want to call it that. Emily has to be in control. It’s an emotional hunger of hers. More importantly, Matthew is surrounded by the aforesaid suspicious reasons to give up on her.
During the beginning of the Debating Emily Topic, Wooton asserted: “
She wasn't blackmailing him because she thought she was losing him. He had a hobby - tinkering. And he was meeting with a secret group to tinker. Her hobby is falling in love with boys. ”
I replied:
”ALRIGHT: For the last time, Emily was nervous about losing Matthew. That's important. Matthew was a bit worried about losing Emily, sure. But he's not the blackmailing type. That Emily is more forceful than Matthew and said she'd tell about Lorraine is how she works with her personality. It's not bad, it's her way.Also, through that whole episode, EMILY KEPT TRYING TO HELP MATTHEW. Her reasons weren't purely selfish!
Wait...no, you're right. It is indeed awful she blackmailed him, I'm sure it was very mean and just for her own benefit. I bet there's countless others she's blackmailed, just so she can get whatever she wants, who we haven't been told about yet! I'm sure AIO will get around to revealing her racket eventually. Do let's contact the gossip magazines.”
At last, Wooton gave up on it, and he and Mr. Thinker assented:
“Alright, PF, alright. I give in. You're right. My pride is now wounded, but that doesn't change the fact that you're right.”
So, we’ve been over this. Why exactly, Wooton, did you go back to that in your top five reasons you don’t like Emily on your blog? Desperate, are we?
To continue, when Emily spies on Matthew and is caught, she humbles herself. She says she’s sorry, and takes the blame. Now, tell me, is this selfish?
When Matthew is kicked out, Emily does everything she can to make it right. But Matthew decides, after talking to Whit, he needs to fix things gradually. Emily sees no need to this, and probably still worries Matthew has lost his respect for her.
Now, with all this blackmail whining, how come no one has mentioned something? She blackmailed Matthew? Wrong. She blackmailed Matthew AND the entire tinkerer’s club. And she did all for the same reason.
Friendship, and a concern for Matthew.
Yes, she was concerned for herself. Who wouldn’t be? All signs hinted she could lose her best friend. But, as she tells Matthew, it wasn’t all for herself. She was worried about him too.
So, while we’re all busy having a pity-party for poor, helpless little Matthew, how about a word or two from his perspective?
“Oh, and about Emily… she was just trying to be a good friend to me.”
Alright, that’s all for the weekly reason why… Emily RULES! (This, EmilyHaters, is just my thoughts on Emily. The Weekly Emily Reason Why Emily RULES! Is not me trying to show how incredibly awesome Emily is to you unappreciative laymen who can’t value her. )
Next on the agenda, a brief note. Vice President and Head Secretary Suzy, do you think we should change the official club color from JeremiahRed™ to green? After all, it seems silly to have it be red when Emily’s style is all about green.
This meeting is adjourned! All members, insert thoughts below. ESK stinkers who comment will be tarred and feathered and have all brownies stolen from their houses.
“Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained ru-ins
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy
But we shall sand firm, shall stand firm,
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And bow before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!”
Oh, I just LOVE that! Okay, onto the weekly reason why… Emily RULES! Let the war rage on!
This is a quote from the evil ESK.
This sums up what the EmilyHaters are saying in a nutshell. In fact, it’s pretty much ALL they’re saying. It’s amusing. They say the same stuff over and over, like a flock of parrots.
“Emily has an annoying voice! Emily is a blackmailer! Emily is too bossy to Matthew! Emily has an annoying voice! Emily is a blackmailer! Emily is too bossy to Matthew! Emily…!”
An annoying voice? Puh-leeze. Not only is that entirely a matter of opinion, that has NOTHING to do with her character.
You’ll see she quoted Square One. This is the golden “ol’ reliable” of the EmilyHaters. When you want to rationalize your dislike of Emily, simply refer to Square One. It’s a sacred rule that’s rarely broken. But just what does Emily do in Square One that’s so terrible?
“She BLACKMAILS MATTHEW!”
“She’s too bossy to Matthew!”
“Her voice gets annoying!”
Okay, okay, Emily haters, stop it already! (Speaking of annoying…)
Matthew accepts an odd invitation from Nelson and Ryan to see a special pinball machine. He dodges questions, Emily worries. Naturally, after all, Matthew, as far as we know, never hides anything from her. She drags more and more out of him. Then comes the momentously horrendous moment when Emily (gasp) BLACKMAILS MATTHEW! I could just say, good grief, get. Over. It. Already. But, to show this is a thoroughly deadly serious club, I will go a bit deeper.
Matthew seems to ignore Emily until she tries to get his attention. He sidesteps her questions. She gradually realizes more and more he has stumbled on people who like the same things he does, like turbo X what’s-it’s. Matthew love of machinery and the workings of instruments is a major separation between Emily and Matthew. A conflict, an obstacle. Matthew’s life is his obsession with “tinkering.” Emily’s life is observation, learning, and in, in her forceful way, trying to keep complete control of her life.
Matthew has no hunger for control, and only somewhat enjoys solving mysteries and making observations.
Yet this is the very link that Matthew has to Ryan and Nelson, that is drawing him to a secret meeting away from Emily. The huge part of Matthew’s life Emily cannot understand is a bond with these new people.
Plus, they’re male. Will Matthew abandon a girl for a chance at “guy” friendship?
So, yes, Emily blackmails him, if you want to call it that. Emily has to be in control. It’s an emotional hunger of hers. More importantly, Matthew is surrounded by the aforesaid suspicious reasons to give up on her.
During the beginning of the Debating Emily Topic, Wooton asserted: “
She wasn't blackmailing him because she thought she was losing him. He had a hobby - tinkering. And he was meeting with a secret group to tinker. Her hobby is falling in love with boys. ”
I replied:
”ALRIGHT: For the last time, Emily was nervous about losing Matthew. That's important. Matthew was a bit worried about losing Emily, sure. But he's not the blackmailing type. That Emily is more forceful than Matthew and said she'd tell about Lorraine is how she works with her personality. It's not bad, it's her way.Also, through that whole episode, EMILY KEPT TRYING TO HELP MATTHEW. Her reasons weren't purely selfish!
Wait...no, you're right. It is indeed awful she blackmailed him, I'm sure it was very mean and just for her own benefit. I bet there's countless others she's blackmailed, just so she can get whatever she wants, who we haven't been told about yet! I'm sure AIO will get around to revealing her racket eventually. Do let's contact the gossip magazines.”
At last, Wooton gave up on it, and he and Mr. Thinker assented:
“Alright, PF, alright. I give in. You're right. My pride is now wounded, but that doesn't change the fact that you're right.”
So, we’ve been over this. Why exactly, Wooton, did you go back to that in your top five reasons you don’t like Emily on your blog? Desperate, are we?
To continue, when Emily spies on Matthew and is caught, she humbles herself. She says she’s sorry, and takes the blame. Now, tell me, is this selfish?
When Matthew is kicked out, Emily does everything she can to make it right. But Matthew decides, after talking to Whit, he needs to fix things gradually. Emily sees no need to this, and probably still worries Matthew has lost his respect for her.
Now, with all this blackmail whining, how come no one has mentioned something? She blackmailed Matthew? Wrong. She blackmailed Matthew AND the entire tinkerer’s club. And she did all for the same reason.
Friendship, and a concern for Matthew.
Yes, she was concerned for herself. Who wouldn’t be? All signs hinted she could lose her best friend. But, as she tells Matthew, it wasn’t all for herself. She was worried about him too.
So, while we’re all busy having a pity-party for poor, helpless little Matthew, how about a word or two from his perspective?
“Oh, and about Emily… she was just trying to be a good friend to me.”
Alright, that’s all for the weekly reason why… Emily RULES! (This, EmilyHaters, is just my thoughts on Emily. The Weekly Emily Reason Why Emily RULES! Is not me trying to show how incredibly awesome Emily is to you unappreciative laymen who can’t value her. )
Next on the agenda, a brief note. Vice President and Head Secretary Suzy, do you think we should change the official club color from JeremiahRed™ to green? After all, it seems silly to have it be red when Emily’s style is all about green.
This meeting is adjourned! All members, insert thoughts below. ESK stinkers who comment will be tarred and feathered and have all brownies stolen from their houses.
- "Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
Something
There PF I said something
Happy?
-- Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:27 pm --
Actually I thought it was perfect. I know that because I actually read it all. I didn't skim or completely skip it when I saw it was a lot of words.
I'd probably do the same thing as Emily.. ok not really... I'm not as forceful as Emily but I would do something if I felt I was losing my friend.
There PF I said something
Happy?
-- Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:27 pm --
Actually I thought it was perfect. I know that because I actually read it all. I didn't skim or completely skip it when I saw it was a lot of words.
I'd probably do the same thing as Emily.. ok not really... I'm not as forceful as Emily but I would do something if I felt I was losing my friend.
Isaiah 40:8, 1 Corinthians 10:31
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Suzy Lou Foolish
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*wipes away a tear* That was simply beautiful, Pound Foolish! Beautiful, that's all I can say. TAKE THAT, STINKY EMILY HATERS!!! And yes, green would be absolutely lovely, President Jeremiah. Green it shall be!
Daggum, I'm still absolutely overwhelmed by that amazing speech.
Daggum, I'm still absolutely overwhelmed by that amazing speech.
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ArnoldtheRubberDucky
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I have one question: How long did it take you to right that, PF?
I mean honestly, I didn't even read the whole thing! That was like a short book! Who in their right mind has time for a bunch of Emily-loving lies? No one, that's who! I'm disappointed in your ability to make me yawn, PF. And Wooton is really the one who goes on and on about the blackmailing, not me.
I mean honestly, I didn't even read the whole thing! That was like a short book! Who in their right mind has time for a bunch of Emily-loving lies? No one, that's who! I'm disappointed in your ability to make me yawn, PF. And Wooton is really the one who goes on and on about the blackmailing, not me.
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
Mr. Yorp wrote:You don't need a degree to shovel manure.
I always skip the long post. So I have no idea why Emily rules.
Nothing.
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Hear ye, hear ye...all member of the Emily RULES! Klub...here is our new logo: Please take a moment to pause and reflect on the greatness of our wonderful, one and only- Emily Jones.
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that logo is good, but not as good as minesuzylou wrote:Hear ye, hear ye...all member of the Emily RULES! Klub...here is our new logo: Please take a moment to pause and reflect on the greatness of our wonderful, one and only- Emily Jones.
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Suzy Lou Foolish
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WHAT???!!! Obviously you don't know awesomesauce when you taste it.
Wow suzy that's pretty good!
I like the community service condition haha
I like the community service condition haha
Isaiah 40:8, 1 Corinthians 10:31