Crushes

[The Old Judge]

Oh, for this reason:

(Sam receives text one day. He reads this message:)

Hi, Sam, you don't know me, but I know this girl who has a crush on you.
Her name is _________, and she thinks you are a hunk. Okay, that's all.
---The Old Judge

(A shocked expression crosses Sam's face, followed by an evil grin. He picks up the phone.)

Sam:Hello, ________? I heard something SO interesting.

You:Excuse me for a minute, Sam.

(Eugene4President starts screaming and banging get head against the wall.)

You: Why, why, WHY?!?!?!

-5 Minutes Later-

You: Okay, Sam, what were you saying?

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Why do you want his phone number, old judge? You're not thinking of TELLING ol Sammy that Eugeneforpresident has a crush on him, are you? ARE YOU? Haha! That would be hilarious in a very mean, embarrassing way.

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Old Judge, for some reason I could totally see you doing that...=P

[EugeneforPresident]

Just the thought of that story coming true gives me shivers, Old Judge.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Oh yes, he wouldn't hesitate to! Just kidding! Wait, am I 'just kidding'? If you got his phone number, I don't know what would happen'

[EugeneforPresident]

I certainly hope you would never do that...

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I'll get his phone number... one way or another. Mwhahahahahahahaha!

[EugeneforPresident]

Okay thats really creepy...

[Pound Foolish]

Eugene4President, it would seem the word "creepy" holds a strange fascination to you as annoying does to Wooton and Mr. Thinker. No, Old Judge isn't REALLY thinking of calling Sam or else he wouldn't have given away his evil plan... on the other hand, maybe he already has the number through one of his amazing, twisted ways and is just torturing you, waiting to spring his trap.
PS, Suzy, if I were to get the number, could you see ME doing that? Just curious. =P

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

No, Old Judge isn't REALLY thinking of calling Sam or else he wouldn't have given away his evil plan... on the other hand, maybe he already has the number through one of his amazing, twisted ways and is just torturing you, waiting to spring his trap.

Ooooo...I bet he has.:O
Oh, and could I see you doing that, Pound Foolish? Well, actually- Yes. I could.

[EugeneforPresident]

Not really PF, it just describes this conversation pretty well.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

This topic has been mentioned on The U.S.S. Response.

[SparkyHappyGiraffe]

What is the U.S.S.???

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

What is the U.S.S.???

It's a feature on my blog. I have a link to it in my signature if you're interested.

[EugeneforPresident]

Good job, once again creativethinker!!

[HannahJ.]

Sorry that I disappointed some people, but it is the truth: I have never had a crush. Thanks, Hannah, for the support.

No Problem. It's just so cool!

[Pound Foolish]

Cool? No. Unusual, maybe. There's nothing cool in never having been reached by love's beautiful arrows. The only way is to succumb to the iron feather of love's passion as it doth pierce thy heart.

[HannahJ.]

Cool? No. Unusual, maybe. There's nothing cool in never having been reached by love's beautiful arrows. The only way is to succumb to the iron feather of love's passion as it doth pierce thy heart.

That makes zero sense. It's awesome that he can guard his heart from things..

[Pound Foolish]

Hint: the nutty eloquence makes it pretty clear that whole post was a joke.
Anyhow, to paraphrase Oscar Wilde, only shallow people only fall in love once, it's people who are willing to be dedicated who fall in love more than once. Not that I'm saying Shielitz is shallow, but falling in love that turns out to be false is preparation for the real thing. You have to be willing to give into your feelings and see what happens. Or else, nothing happens. That simple. I'm not saying Shielitz needs to hurry up and fall for someone! Or that there's something bad about avoiding attraction. I'm just saying there is zilch cool in avoiding attraction. That's all.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

That makes zero sense. It's awesome that he can guard his heart from things..

Guard your heart? Didn't we go over this? Well, I guess in a debate, we can go over things as much as we want. CRUSHES ARE NOT IMPURE! You DO NOT need to 'guard your heart' against them. You don't nessecarily need to try to have crushes, but completely avoiding them makes zero sense. Please let me say, Hannah, that I think you're thinking of this the wrong way. Are you saying that love, human nature, marriage and attraction are impure? Well, THEY ARE NOT. I'm actually a bit confused with this 'marriage and love are wrong' outlook on things. Maybe if you explained more about your beliefs I would understand.