Ask Countesss

[Bethany Shepard]

What season of Parks and Rec are you on?

[GJFH]

What physical ability, would you be unable to cope without?
(the use of your hands, your legs or arms, voice, etc.)
Can you speak any languages other than English?
Do you read the newspaper?

[Miss Friendship]

So are you using my hatchet to cut off my head?

I borrow your hatchet for my own devious purposes. I prefer not the blood of the owner upon my hands.

Can't you buy your own jewelry?

What's the fun of that? It should have some sort of sentimental value. For instance I have old battered up keepsakes that my best friends gave me when I was like 8 or 9.

Ooooo, can I come raid Kait's fridge with you?

You'll have to sneak in before she bars the door at night.

How far along are you in Batman?

I... uhh. well, only did one episode. *hides faraway*

What do you normally do with yourself every day?

That all depends on my day. My normal work day is me.... working... then coming home to relax my bones and to enjoy the blessed pleasure of sleep. My non work day can arrive with any number of unexpected experiences. Normally tho I'll obsess over OUAT with Ox in the evenings, between watching the episodes. I CANT STOP WATCHING THAT RUTHLESS SHOW. And I see I didn't exactly answer your question... that's what I do. What I do with /myself/? Now wouldn't you like to know?

What season of Parks and Rec are you on?

The 15th

Yep, all finished. It was hard parting with all those old friends. *wipes away a tear* They shall forever have a place in my heart.

What physical ability, would you be unable to cope without?

Communication, which can be done in multiple ways. But otherwise pretty sure hands, since I feel weird if I can't move them.

Can you speak any languages other than English?

There was a language I spoke at around 12 years old that was designed to impress some neighborhood kids and inform them that my friend and I had secret codes, but I can't say that I recall that dialect now. I can understand bits and pieces of Pennsylvania Dutch (low German) but I can't speak it.

Do you read the newspaper?

I read CNN.com (about once a month) Who needs the news when all your friends will tell you what you need to know anyway?

[GJFH]

Would you consider yourself to be more passive or aggressive?
Upon introduction, what does a person say or do for you to like them?
Are you more of a optimist, pessimist, or realist?

[Helios]

Are you a liberal? *chokes on laughter*

I... uhh. well, only did one episode. *hides faraway*

Meh, don't feel too bad. I haven't started on PaR yet. *shrugs*

Will you listen to the song "New Divide" by Linkin Park and tell me what you think?

Why yes, I would like to know what you do with yourself. Why else would I ask, hmmmm? *rises an eyebrow*

Do you hang on to things solely for sentimental value?

[Miss Friendship]

Would you consider yourself to be more passive or aggressive?

I'm more passive. I kind of float through life and am picky about which battles I fight.

Upon introduction, what does a person say or do for you to like them?

Probably not so much what they say, as how they say it. The biggest thing is honest straightforward communication. Even if it comes from a snobby individual, blunt communication wins.

Are you more of a optimist, pessimist, or realist?

I hope I'm a realist, but if not, we'll go with optimist.

Are you a liberal? *chokes on laughter*

I would die a thousand deaths before that fate worth than death reaches me. *stands with sword raised*

Will you listen to the song "New Divide" by Linkin Park and tell me what you think?

*listens* I actually like it... in a creepy way.

Do you hang on to things solely for sentimental value?

I do. Until the sentimental value wears away, then I burn it and bless the ashes and sprinkle it over a grave.

[Helios]

Why is creepy that you like it?

You are my type of girl. I will do that with your ashes when I'm done with you.

Look at a picture of Matt Bomer and tell me if you think he's good-looking.

Have you watched any of the Honest Trailers by ScreenJunkies on YouTube?

Do you have a watch? Like, on your wrist?

Did you have blond hair when you were younger?

[Bethany Shepard]

Y U NO SEND ME U SINGING?!

Are you planning on going to college this coming Fall?

Favorite snack?

Top 5 favorite memes of late?

[Tarol]

YOU'RE SET THOUGH. 0_0

[Miss Friendship]

Why is creepy that you like it?

Because it's not usually my type.

You are my type of girl. I will do that with your ashes when I'm done with you.

Is this before or after you dispose of WD's ashes?

Look at a picture of Matt Bomer and tell me if you think he's good-looking.

Wow. Yes, yes he is. His eyes...

Have you watched any of the Honest Trailers by ScreenJunkies on YouTube?

Maybe? Wait no. I saw how movies "should have ended" like with Inside Out.

Do you have a watch? Like, on your wrist?

I do. I'm lost without it.

Did you have blond hair when you were younger?

Yep. Or dirty blond. My sisters had completely blond hair.

Y U NO SEND ME U SINGING?!

I NO HAVE TIME.

Are you planning on going to college this coming Fall?

Nope. Next fall.

Favorite snack?

Hmm. Tough. Coffee?

Top 5 favorite memes of late?

So I just randomly chose some from Pinterest:

YOU'RE SET THOUGH. 0_0

Yeah yeah, act innocent.

[Bethany Shepard]

Are you a Democrat?

Do you have a job?

Are you going to watch The Free State of Jones?

[Helios]

Is this before or after you dispose of WD's ashes?

Let me phrase it this way: Would you like to see him die, or have him see you die?

Wow. Yes, yes he is. His eyes...

So.....blue..... *swoons* Finally, we agree on something.

I do. I'm lost without it.

*thinks* Does this thing have like a compass on it?

Hmm. Tough. Coffee?

Coffee is a snack?

Do you like peanut butter chocolate chip cookies?

WHY YOU KEEP CHANGING YOUR SET???

Okay, if you could give me a set that matched my fiery personality, what would it be?

Do you think kait's router likes my router? Or are you ignoring me again? *sulks*

Also....

Yeah yeah, act innocent.

Do you have something to confess before the police arrest you?

[Miss Friendship]

Are you a Democrat?

No, I'm a Repubocrat.

Do you have a job?

I do.

Are you going to watch The Free State of Jones?

I have no idea what my future holds. Should it include this?

Let me phrase it this way: Would you like to see him die, or have him see you die?

Welllll, if you put it that way... guess you'll have to murder us both at the same time then.

*thinks* Does this thing have like a compass on it?

Seeing it directs my entire day and helps me to do things on time, it might as well.

Coffee is a snack?

Yes. Just yes. On a hot afternoon, what do I need? An iced white chocolate from Starbucks with lots of whipped cream. Mmmmmmm.

Do you like peanut butter chocolate chip cookies?

Eh, they are okay.

WHY YOU KEEP CHANGING YOUR SET???

Like I said, BLAME OX.

Okay, if you could give me a set that matched my fiery personality, what would it be?

Off hand, I'd probably make something out of this picture.

Do you think kait's router likes my router? Or are you ignoring me again? *sulks*

*finally replied yesterday*
I'd say your router is only discriminating toward mine, so we might be able to move on to my real email address now. :shock:

Do you have something to confess before the police arrest you?

Ox and I could be thrown into jail and not confess. 1. He's afraid of awkwardness 2. I'm destined to be a martyr *remembers certain un-confessed secrets of the past*

[Helios]

Welllll, if you put it that way... guess you'll have to murder us both at the same time then.

Right. Poison it is. In your sleep. Because I am a humane killer and bodies are a hassle to lug around. Especially when they're...never mind.

Yes. Just yes. On a hot afternoon, what do I need? An iced white chocolate from Starbucks with lots of whipped cream. Mmmmmmm.

*takes this order down for future reference*

Like I said, BLAME OX.

But I already blame him for so much....ah well, what's one more strike on his record?

Off hand, I'd probably make something out of this picture.

That's....actually pretty accurate.

I'd say your router is only discriminating toward mine

I might possibly have a racist router. Just sayin'.

Ox and I could be thrown into jail and not confess. 1. He's afraid of awkwardness 2. I'm destined to be a martyr *remembers certain un-confessed secrets of the past*

*smiles toothily* I have ways of making you talk. And Ox...mm...what fun I could have with him!

So, what crimes weigh heaviest on your conscience right now?

Are you very active on the ToO?

How many times have you gone to watch a movie in the theater?

Do you like musicals?

Is there a difference between complacency and apathy?

[Miss Friendship]

Right. Poison it is. In your sleep. Because I am a humane killer and bodies are a hassle to lug around. Especially when they're...never mind.

I'm glad you ended that where you did.

But I already blame him for so much....ah well, what's one more strike on his record?

Exactly. Just add a few more logs to the fire which will roast his beloved Ox.

*smiles toothily* I have ways of making you talk.

I think the secret is actually one we are keeping from the doctor. You know, so we aren't both hung.

So, what crimes weigh heaviest on your conscience right now?

I'm guilty of having certain bitter thoughts to a *cough* person that exists right now. I really do need to learn love.

Are you very active on the ToO?

Enough to get me on the Council at one point. Not so much anymore, but I check it once a day.

How many times have you gone to watch a movie in the theater?

ZERO. It's on my bucket list.

Do you like musicals?

I think I've only seen one... the Sound of Music. It was nice.

Is there a difference between complacency and apathy?

Yes. Apathy is just no interest, no longer caring. Complacency is a satisfied smugness about ones situation.

[Helios]

Just add a few more logs to the fire which will roast his beloved Ox.

You have a beautiful way with words. Did I ever mention that?

I'm guilty of having certain bitter thoughts to a *cough* person that exists right now.

I know, I know. *pats her shoulder* It will get better.

I think I've only seen one... the Sound of Music. It was nice.

*giggles* Was Rolf cute? Do you think after your first kiss, you'll squeal like Lisl did?

Have you heard any music by the group Stars? In particular, I Died So I Could Haunt You and Dead Hearts?

Take my quiz? http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-qui ... 487135&lnk&

What church are you attending right now?

Thoughts on the Duggar courting rules?

Is it wrong to wear shirts that expose shoulders or midriffs?

Last thing you do before turning in for the night?

[Miss Friendship]

You have a beautiful way with words. Did I ever mention that?

It was about time you did.

Have you heard any music by the group Stars? In particular, I Died So I Could Haunt You and Dead Hearts?

I have not. Link?

Take my quiz?

I totally flunked. I am a shame to you. *quivers*

What church are you attending right now?

An Antiochan Orthodox church. I absolutely love it. I recommend that you, as a Protestant heretic, check it out.

Thoughts on the Duggar courting rules?

If that's what they want. Honestly, with courting rules, whatever works for the couple, since all couples are different. There is no one "right" way. And yes, there are wrong ways.

Is it wrong to wear shirts that expose shoulders or midriffs?

I don't know. I personally wear sleeveless shirts occasionally (when it's so warm I'm sweating) and I don't feel immodest exposing my shoulders. I'd be more hesitant with midriffs. All depends tho...

Last thing you do before turning in for the night?

Look at my phone and make sure my alarm clock is on.

[Helios]

Link?

Dead Hearts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGHfIR6PK7M
I Died So I Could Haunt You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXbyrj1DGxo

I totally flunked. I am a shame to you. *quivers*

I made it hard on purpose. Don't you love me?

An Antiochan Orthodox church. I absolutely love it. I recommend that you, as a Protestant heretic, check it out.

But all I have around here are the dioceses for the catholic churches.

Have you watched any more Batman: Animated Series since I last asked?

Are you still working at that manufacturing whatsamacallit?

Do you get annoyed when people get off-topic on the different threads?

[Miss Friendship]

Have you watched any more Batman: Animated Series since I last asked?

No. GIRL, I WORK NOW. >_> I don't even have enough time to accurately pay attention to my one lone single blessed TV show or my friends, not to mention my boyfriend, so yeah.

Are you still working at that manufacturing whatsamacallit?

mhm. We spend a lot of time together.

Do you get annoyed when people get off-topic on the different threads?

Unless it's interesting. You know, the type that spirals out of control.

[Helios]

You still have a boyfriend?

Somehow, when you say you spend a lot of time together, it comes out sounding more.... ahem..than anything normal.

And you would know about making topics spiral out of control, now wouldn't you?

How much of North America could you, me, and Ox take over before we're discovered?

Do you have one of those credit cards with the chip-thing in them?

What's the darkest shade of lipstick/lip gloss you've ever worn?