Candid Conversations with Connie

[Cassandra]

Why is that boy licking snow in your picture profile thing?

[Connie G.]

That boy in my avatar is Linus van Pelt, from It's Christmas time Again Charlie Brown; He's eating snowflakes because someone just said "Try to catch a snowflake on your tongue; it's fun" You don't watch Charlie Brown?

[TigerShadow]

Wait, isn't that actually from the classic Charlie Brown Christmas special, the first one that aired in the 1960s?

[Tarol]

I think the signature is from the classic Christmas special, but I don't think the avatar is.

[Connie G.]

Right, the 'boy licking snow' is from It's Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown, but the one of the two of them on the wall is from A Charlie Brown Christmas.

[Tarol]

Do you decorate for Valentine's Day?

[Connie G.]

No. But we make pizza! Unless it's on a sunday; then we make it the friday before.

[Helios]

Why are you annoying TS? And why is he ancient?

[Tea Ess]

*hobbles away from the annoying Connie*

[Helios]

*chases him down and ties him up* Now now, I want you here when she answers the question.

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

*wonders why TS is hobbling*
Would you rather spend a week on the beach or at a ski resort?

[Connie G.]

I annoy TS because I annoy people who are fun like TS, and he is ancient, therefore deserves the annoying.

I'd take a beach over a ski resort. Depending on who I was with...

[Helios]

You don't want to eat snowflakes? You don't want to build a snowman? LOL

[Connie G.]

Is that what you do at a ski resort? I thought you... Skied...

I know why TS is hobbling

[Miss Friendship]

WHY?

Does Steppy let you touch her camera?

[Connie G.]

I killed him.

Are you kidding. ARE YOU CRAZY. She wouldn't let me touch it if she were dead.

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Oy. Dead people don't hobble... they... lay there being dead.

[Connie G.]

Unless they come back as zombies.

[Helios]

Ewww....reincarnation on a Christian website? Fie for shame! What would our elders say?

What do you think would happen if Charlie Brown tried to ski?

[Connie G.]

He's the one that said he was a zombie.

Charlie wouldn't go anywhere. He would lean, and lean and then fall on his face. splat. Then lucy would come up behind him and say CHARLIE BROWN and thenhe would jump out of his skies, and then land back in them. Then he'd start rollin down the hill, and turn into a giant snowball. He'd rolll into Snoopy's doghouse, the snowball would explode, and Charlie would sit there with his eyes apart and his tongue out. Snoopy would come out and stick out his tongue at him. Scene change.