The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Blitz]

Shouts Alonzy after her.

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

*lassoes Helios with a bungee cord before she reaches the knife*
*ties the bungee cord to a tree limb*
*leaves Helios forever bungeeing into the abyss*

[Helios]

*burns thru the bungee with sunfire*
*falls to the bottom of the abyss*
*retrieves her knife*
*shouts insults up at Blitz*

[Blitz]

Drops an atomic bomb after her and shouts down. "Alonzy!"

[Helios]

*is blown to a gazillion bits*
*reforms*
*retrieves her knife...again*
*climbs up, swearing vengeance on the lightning-dude*

[Blitz]

*Chuckles and destroys her knife*

[Helios]

*unsheaths her claws*

[Blitz]

*Creates a lightning sword*

[Helios]

*slices lightning sword in half*

[Blitz]

*grins as she goes into shock from the electricity, and the sword returns to its original form*

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

*unshocks Helios and freezes her into the space-time continuum*
What is up with the "alonzy", Blitz?? Is it a take off Almanzo?

[Blitz]

Nope. Doctor Who used it

[Mickey]

*gives Blitz the presidential hat*

Do we still have stale cookies? Also, who are the active members of the KRE?

I'm making macaroons and placing them to say Down With Emily!

*And I am ready with my more or less black belt karate skills!*

[Helios]

*is mysteriously unfrozen from the space-time continuum*

Macaroons! Prepare to be eaten!

(actually, I don't really like macaroons, but alas, eaten they must be, for the sake of EMILY!)

[Blitz]

What are macaroons?

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

They are basically blobs of shredded coconut, cooked, with chocolate often drizzled on top (in my experience)

*Purees a few of the macaroons in the food processor she found lying around*
*Creates a macaroon-puree masterpiece on a cookie sheet reading, "Down with the ERK!"*
*Bakes at 375 until hard as a rock*
*Hangs masterpiece on the wall of our castle den*

[Helios]

Down with the KRE! I like the sound of that!

[Blitz]

Another enemy or did you miss spell cg?

[The Old Judge]

They are basically blobs of shredded coconut, cooked, with chocolate often drizzled on top (in my experience)

*Purees a few of the macaroons in the food processor she found lying around*
*Creates a macaroon-puree masterpiece on a cookie sheet reading, "Down with the KRE!"*
*Bakes at 375 until hard as a rock*
*Hangs masterpiece on the wall of our castle den*

*Returning from a long excursion, The Old Judge is shocked at this behavior. Going rogue with his moderating power, he banishes Helios and Homeschool Cowgirl (and their castle and nasty macaroon artwork) back to their own topic.

A fanciful song portraying how young love can take the bleakest, most metropolitan affairs, and make them glorious. (1925)

[Metal15]

*Walks into the castle after a long vacation(otherwise known as working a job) dressed in desert robes with a walking stick and sporting a full beard*

I'm happy to see this thread has surpassed the ERK's thread in pages at last. Well done to all involved. I'll try to stop by here and there to see how things are going.