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[Helios]

I wanted to buy Skandar Keynes on eBay...

What is your honest opinion of me, Ma'am?

Do you think your post count will ever catch up with 11th's?

[Paula]

What inspires you?
If you could only speak one word today, what would you say?
If you could spend 15 minutes with anyone past, future, and present who would that person be and why?

[Blitz]

High Anglicans.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Why don't they just become Orthodox then? Also do you have any articles by these self identifying Orthodox/High Anglicans?

[Miss Friendship]

It is weird. Maybe because you work things out a lot arguing, you get to know each other and accept and maybe even like each other's differences while still attempting to learn from and if necessary change the ideas of the other person.

Why do I see some truth in this?

Do you check the ToO as often as the SS?

What would you do if America would crash as a nation and be conquered by a stronger nation? Or would America go down in your opinion if America gave into sin?

[Pound Foolish]

I wanted to buy Skandar Keynes on eBay...

Do it, girl.

What is your honest opinion of me, Ma'am?

I think you are actually an old man.

But I also think you're witty, smart, and pleasant to have about.

Do you think your post count will ever catch up with 11th's?

I kind of hope not. I need to get a handle on my posting, some century or other. But yeah, I likely will.

What inspires you?

Because slaves have no say in who buys them. Now be quiet or you get an extra hour working the fields.
Sunsets, paintings, women who fight sexism, nature. Classical music, especially romantic period. My family. Strong Christians. Authors, new and classic, from Wilde to CS Lewis to Veronica Roth. MLP. Children's books. The way books smell. A blank piece of paper on my computer to write on. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj really inspires me.

If you could only speak one word today, what would you say?

Ahhh-ugh! Seriously, that would be torture.

If you could spend 15 minutes with anyone past, future, and present who would that person be and why?

Blahugh, tough. Maybe Jane Austen, or CS Lewis. But probably Minaj. She just blows my mind.

High Anglicans.

Wow, conceited much? I probably wouldn't be a "High" Anglican then.

Why do I see some truth in this?

Because you are in the presence of wisdom, my child.

Do you check the ToO as often as the SS?

No.

What would you do if America would crash as a nation and be conquered by a stronger nation? Or would America go down in your opinion if America gave into sin?

I'd be terribly sad. It would depend on the nation what I'd do. If Australia or Russia or whatever conquered us, we might still be an okay place. If Britain conquered us, I'd be glad. We'd finally get some culture. If China conquered us, I'd head for the hills. (He's so racist.) Communism is ugly. America would of course go down in my opinion if it gave into sin. Dramatically. It would still have a wonderful economic system that is a beacon of hope to the world, and a glorious history, but yeah. Sin stinks.

[Helios]

Well, if I'm an old man, that makes you a little girl.

What happened while I was gone to make you so boring?

[Paula]

How long have you gone without a signature?
Do you believe that it took me this long to realize that you didn't have that black line on your signature, because you didn't even have one?
Do you appreciate the work I do for you as your personal chocolate slave?
Where did you get the quote in your signature?
Why doesn't it not make sense? Wait...But since when do you make sense? o_0

[Pound Foolish]

Well, if I'm an old man, that makes you a little girl.

I suppose. It would explain a lot if I was.

What happened while I was gone to make you so boring?

I've always been boring.

How long have you gone without a signature?

A few weeks, I think.

Do you believe that it took me this long to realize that you didn't have that black line on your signature, because you didn't even have one?

No. You're lying.

Do you appreciate the work I do for you as your personal chocolate slave?

Yes. I am very fond you, dear chocolate slave. I especially like it when you bring me pork rinds. If you're good, I may even let you use a mattress in the basement.

Where did you get the quote in your signature?

It's a paraphrase. From a recent mlp episode called Princess Spike.

[Paula]

No. You're lying.

Riiiiiight...

Yes. I am very fond you, dear chocolate slave. I especially like it when you bring me pork rinds. If you're good, I may even let you use a mattress in the basement.

Well that's certainly good to hear o_0 although I would've appreciated if you told me that small factor years ago >_> The floor is hard, and you have tiny bugs that crawl around at night. Of course YOU WOULDN'T know that since you get a huge room with a big comfy bed while I'm stuck downstairs -_- *prepares the pork rinds*

[Miss Friendship]

What makes you think differently than normal human beings?

If you had to give up either tea or coffee, which would it be?

How often do you communicate with Suzy Lou?

[Pound Foolish]

Riiiiiight...

I would've appreciated if you told me that small factor years ago >_> The floor is hard, and you have tiny bugs that crawl around at night. Of course YOU WOULDN'T know that since you get a huge room with a big comfy bed while I'm stuck downstairs -_- *prepares the pork rinds*

Thank you, slavey. *munch* The rinds are acceptable. And stop complaining. The bugs lend atmosphere.

What makes you think differently than normal human beings?

I was dropped as a baby. While the person carrying me was running. Down a well.
But also, I just like to think differently. I like to question things and I just have my own odd little mind.

If you had to give up either tea or coffee, which would it be?

Psh, coffee. Without even thinking. Hot chocolate is great too, and I'd give up coffee rather than that as well.

How often do you communicate with Suzy Lou?

It goes up and down a lot, always has. We'll talk incessantly then she'll withdraw into her cave awhile. She's a busy gal, she never stops just doing things and doing and doing.

[SirWhit]

Yes. I am very fond you, dear chocolate slave. I especially like it when you bring me pork rinds. If you're good, I may even let you use a mattress in the basement.

Well that's certainly good to hear o_0 although I would've appreciated if you told me that small factor years ago >_> The floor is hard, and you have tiny bugs that crawl around at night. Of course YOU WOULDN'T know that since you get a huge room with a big comfy bed while I'm stuck downstairs -_- *prepares the pork rinds*

0_o

On a scale of 1 to 10 what is the number 4?

[Mandy]

Why isn't Suzy Lou on the SS anymore?

Why are you such an interesting character?

Do you remember when I first joined and I called you my enemy because you were the leader of the ERK?

What is your least favorite thing about yourself?

[kait]

How did you come up with your username?

[Samantha14]

Kait: I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE. Penny Wise and Pound Foolish. Technically he's more like "Metric Ton Foolish", but. Whatever.

[Helios]

What happened while I was gone to make you so boring?

I've always been boring.

Riiight....so either you had a brain transplant, or this is really the Dreamwalker impersonating you.

Why did you ask me to marry you?

[Novatom]

Why did you ask me to marry you?

Wait, wait, rewind. When did this happen?

[Helios]

On my thread.

[Miss Friendship]

Ever read the book "Christy" by Catherine Marshall? Or, watched the TV series?

If you had to marry either Helios or Belle, who would it be?