Ask Countesss

[Tarol]

Do you exist? Or are you a robot? If you don't answer by this Monday, I'll assume the latter.

What are your thoughts on army chaplains?

[aragtaghooligan]

She took a break.

-- Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:01 pm --

She took a break.

[Miss Friendship]

Do you know how infinitely annoying it is when I see your name on nearly every interview?

Do YOU understand that tragic drama I go through every time I see your name on every Interview promoting a lot of spam about our War?

Why are you a Christian? Why aren't you a Muslim, Mormon, JW or atheist or anything else?

Because Jesus is the only one who gave us proof for what He taught as truth.

Do you believe there are many ways to God? Why or why not?

There is only way--through Jesus.

If some random person on the street who knew nothing about Christianity, asked you what it is all about in a nutshell, what would you say?

There are two Kingdoms in direct opposition. One will lose and one will win. You join the right Kingdom by following Jesus and surrendering everything to Him.

Whose Q&A's do you find the most interesting to read?

Elevenths. No one else comes close.

(Aaaaand... OxRs and PF's and Helios)

Do you find it infinitely annoying to see Blitz's name on every other thread?

Oh sister of my heart, you have hit the head of the nail.

What is your favorite season of the year and why?

Winter. Infinite reasons.

If you woke up tomorrow as an animal, what animal would you choose to be?

0_o *sobs* I would never want to be an animal. How disgusting. Umm, probably an Eagle, so I could fly from place to place.

What is your most valuable skill?

Arguing. I can win almost any argument IRL.

If you had to pick an image to represent each member of your family, what images would you pick?

I've already done that...I think.

What is your favorite historical quote?

Hmm, what do you mean as in "historical"? My favorite quote is "God gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him."

How was your time away from the SS?

When I wasn't thinking about how Blitz would pass me up, veddy charming. I attended a Creation Conference on Saturday and my Sunday was a full day that included communion at church and a birthday party.

Would you rather watch the sun rise or the sun set?

Sunsets. Sunsets make me think deep.

What are some of your pet peeves?

Forgetting something important I remembered... When I cannot sleep because my mind won't stop thinking... when I am cold and never warm up.

Do you exist? Or are you a robot? If you don't answer by this Monday, I'll assume the latter.

How did you know my fast ended on Monday? 0_o *stares at Ox in shock*

What are your thoughts on army chaplains?

I'm for them. As long as they encourage the soldiers to join God's Kingdom.

She took a break.

I guess I did. Do you know how awesome it was to totally forget about you all for a few days?

[aragtaghooligan]

You FORGOT about us?

[Miss Friendship]

You FORGOT about us?

Actually I didn't. I tried and the only day I came close was on Saturday. Its impossible to forget you all.

[Mandy]

So true! The only day I came close to it was Sunday. I had an extremely awesome day but I still thought about you all some. How can I not?

[Blitz]

Hmm, I need to debate you irl and beat you at it a lot...

[Helios]

Then I can beat you IRL, Blitz. WITH MY FISTS. The hands are quicker than the tongue.

MF, do you think being in love with four brothers at the same time is a bad thing?

[Emma]

If you could somehow make Helios stop talking to the male gender if you could, would you?
What is one thing you would want to change about the SS? Or is it just a perfect little site with a bunch of perfect crazy people?

[Mandy]

What is your opinion on the new rule about mass questions?

Do you think our SS fast was good for us or did you hate it so much you would never want to do it again?

[Woody]

Have you ever read a murder mystery? Or are they sinful?

If you have, was it an Agatha Christie?

If I told you about an awesome, clean time travel book series(written by a Christian, in fact), would you read it?

Are you of the popular opinion that those who commit suicide go to Hell?

If so, why?

What is your opinion on Sudoku?

Did you know there's lots of other awesome Japanese puzzle games?

What do you believe is the proper place of technology in the Christian life?

Do you know any code?

Do you like raisins?

Do you wear glasses/contacts?

What kind of books do you read for English?

Favorite book of the Bible?

Favorite word?

Do you think humanity will ever crack the secret to time travel? Or is God preventing that advance?

What's the most worldly book you've ever read?

Most worldly movie?

Most worldly song?

Do you like my new signature quote?

Enjoy all the questions!

[Wakko]

Do you think that this song is worldly?

[Helios]

If you could somehow make Helios stop talking to the male gender if you could, would you?

This is cruel, even for you, Emma.

[Paula]

SO! Give me an average of how long you think it'll take you to answer all of ours and Woody's questions?

[Woody]

I love how my questions are in a separate class

Here's some more

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Do you like sandwiches?

How about spaghetti?

Ravioli?

Seafood?

Should you watch a Pixar movie? (Hint: the correct answer begins with a 'Y')

Do you know any real names/other stalker stuff about any SSers? (Besides Mandy)

If the darkness falls and my angel calls, in my despair, will you be there?

If my time runs out and the sky falls down, despite my fear, will you appear?

If the world goes blind and I lose my mind, will you shoooooooooow me the way, tonight?

(Sorry, Owl City fanboy took over for a minute)

Do you know what happens this Saturday?

Are you excited for it?

Are you going to scream with delight when it happens?

Really? You're that excited?

Cool. Tell me all your crazy theories about it.

Wait, what is it? You do know, right?

Good, glad you know we're talking about the Doctor Who Series 9 premiere. Do you think Clara will leave this season?

If you do, do you think she's going to die?

Oooooooooh, good answer. Why or why not?

Are you happy Clara will be gone forever?

If so, do you mind if I shove this grenade in your face?

Okay, let's move on to your other fandoms. Do you think Emma will be truly dark this season?

How many people do you think she'll kill?

Will Rumple survive his coma? D=

Will Rumbelle ever work out?

How about Captain Swan?

Outlaw Queen?

How about the Muppets? Are you excited for their television return?

What do you think of the mockumentary format they're using?

Isn't Animal just the best?

Do you ship Kermiggy?

Will we ever find the rainbow connection?

Are you a lover, a dreamer, or me? (Tip: it's not the last one, that would just be creepy)

Favorite SS ship?

Do you like your new bow tie?

I bet you gave it to your dad, huh?

Lemme guess, bow ties are men's clothing?

What's your favorite board/card game?

Are you against gambling?

How about playing gambling games(like poker) without bets?

Am I just the most amazing ToO admin ever?

Would you recommend me for a position here?

Do you hate me for asking all these questions?

Figured as much. Here, have a ceramic duck. So long now.

[Mandy]

Goodness Jeremiah! If you have such an amazing mind for coming up with questions why don't you post in anyone else's threads?

Countess knows lots of stalker type info about nearly everyone on the SS. Helios is the only one she can't manage to stalk.

MF, did you ever find out who Shadow Jazz is?

[Emma]

Nearly everyone. Discluding me, right? *looks hopefully at Countie*

[Mandy]

Nearly everyone. Discluding me, right? *looks hopefully at Countie*

Well I was being sarcastic. It's basically just the people she wants to stalk.

[Emma]

Nearly everyone. Discluding me, right? *looks hopefully at Countie*

Well I was being sarcastic. It's basically just the people she wants to stalk.

So was I. I don't really care that much.

[Miss Friendship]

MF, do you think being in love with four brothers at the same time is a bad thing?

I knew you were in some sort of trouble. 0_o I don't call that true love.

If you could somehow make Helios stop talking to the male gender if you could, would you?

Nope. It's too entertaining.

What is one thing you would want to change about the SS? Or is it just a perfect little site with a bunch of perfect crazy people?

I would have a Padded Room like the ToO. And yes, you all are perfect in your craziness.

What is your opinion on the new rule about mass questions?

I blame Eleventh. Just like him to stop me from taking polls on important questions.

Do you think our SS fast was good for us or did you hate it so much you would never want to do it again?

I did not hate it. Yes, it was good for us. *can't think of anything else to say about this*

Have you ever read a murder mystery? Or are they sinful?

Depends on what you mean exactly, but I think so. If the murder is considered "ok" to have happened, then it promotes evil, or Satanism, since that happens to be your favorite word at the moment.

If you have, was it an Agatha Christie?

Nope.

If I told you about an awesome, clean time travel book series(written by a Christian, in fact), would you read it?

Maybe. As long as I can get it free somehow.

Are you of the popular opinion that those who commit suicide go to Hell?

Since murder is a sin, and taking one's life is a final act of rebellion against God leaving no time for repentance, then yes, I belong to that "popular opinion" that I did not know was popular. o_0

If so, why?

One step ahead.

What is your opinion on Sudoku?

It is a confusing game that I wish I was good at.

Did you know there's lots of other awesome Japanese puzzle games?

Wellllll, let's just say I can believe it.

What do you believe is the proper place of technology in the Christian life?

Communication and as a tool to help one serve God.

Do you know any code?

Sadly, no. My brother has attempted to convince me I could use it.

Do you like raisins?

To a degree, yes.

Do you wear glasses/contacts?

Contacts. I wear them to protect my lovely blue eyes. *realizes that sounds prideful* *hides*

What kind of books do you read for English?

o_0 As in schooling or language?

Favorite book of the Bible?

Job

Favorite word?

I love the sound of the name "Concordia"

Do you think humanity will ever crack the secret to time travel? Or is God preventing that advance?

God put us in our time for a reason. To travel around would take us away from where we belong. I don't think it's scientifically possible come to think of it. o_0

What's the most worldly book you've ever read?

I forget the title. It was about a Muslim woman who had an awful childhood then turned against religion and became an atheist.

Most worldly movie?

Some Western that I don't recall the name

Most worldly song?

"Bad Day" by the Maccabeats (I don't really like it anymore)

Do you like my new signature quote?

Hmmm, my first thought was "Just like Woody" I think however that you need to realize that "ungodly" and "Satanist" are different. Or so I think.

Enjoy all the questions!

It's been a breathtaking experience.

Do you think that this song is worldly?

It's very mild compared to some of the things you've let me listen too. The singer sounds half asleep and yes, it's worldly. *hides*

SO! Give me an average of how long you think it'll take you to answer all of ours and Woody's questions?

I got a computer. 10 minutes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

You know, that's a good question.

Do you like sandwiches?

If I am hungry, yes.

How about spaghetti?

Occasionally.

Ravioli?

Never had it.

Seafood?

Not especially.

Should you watch a Pixar movie? (Hint: the correct answer begins with a 'Y')

y..no..yeah

Do you know any real names/other stalker stuff about any SSers?

Off the top of my head I know the names and seen pictures of Eleventh, Ragtag, Mountain Girl, you, OxR, (seen a pic of Paula) SirWhit, Blitz and I know Black_Ghost's name, aaaaand, more I can't think of at the moment.

If the darkness falls and my angel calls, in my despair, will you be there?

Is this a reference to something I don't know? 0_o IF I CAN HEAR.

If my time runs out and the sky falls down, despite my fear, will you appear?

*fades into the mist*

If the world goes blind and I lose my mind, will you shoooooooooow me the way, tonight?

My shadow shall lead you. (just an idea how bright my shadow is)

(Sorry, Owl City fanboy took over for a minute)

Obviously.

Do you know what happens this Saturday?

Are you excited for it?

Are you going to scream with delight when it happens?

Really? You're that excited?

Cool. Tell me all your crazy theories about it.

Wait, what is it? You do know, right?

Good, glad you know we're talking about the Doctor Who Series 9 premiere. Do you think Clara will leave this season?

*pats Woody*

If you do, do you think she's going to die?

Oooooooooh, good answer. Why or why not?

Are you happy Clara will be gone forever?

If so, do you mind if I shove this grenade in your face?

Clara is a person who cannot live forever. Common sense tells me she has to die sometime.

Okay, let's move on to your other fandoms. Do you think Emma will be truly dark this season?

How many people do you think she'll kill?

She will be in the dark. She will kill 645 men.

Will Rumple survive his coma?

Some coma's are not meant to be recovered from.

Will Rumbelle ever work out?

God alone knows.

How about Captain Swan?

Outlaw Queen?

How about the Muppets? Are you excited for their television return?

What do you think of the mockumentary format they're using?

Isn't Animal just the best?

Do you ship Kermiggy?

*checks Woody's brain*

Will we ever find the rainbow connection?

I didn't answer this question.

Are you a lover, a dreamer, or me?

I am a dreamer, and I live inside your brain.

Favorite SS ship?

Since none of them will ever happen...

Do you like your new bow tie?

I bet you gave it to your dad, huh?

Lemme guess, bow ties are men's clothing?

Nope, I gave it to my son.

What's your favorite board/card game?

Balderdash

Are you against gambling?

Why not?

How about playing gambling games(like poker) without bets?

Hmmmm

Am I just the most amazing ToO admin ever?

I'm afraid with your current avatar you have done quite a bit of damage. *hands the laurels to Belle*

Would you recommend me for a position here?

Marry Belle and become Co-Admin

Do you hate me for asking all these questions?

I did, but now that I reached the end I forgive you.

MF, did you ever find out who Shadow Jazz is?

Yep. I'm that cool.

Nearly everyone. Discluding me, right? *looks hopefully at Countie*

SADLY.