The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Helios]

You've been on the chat waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, Cowgirl.

So we're all girls here, right? That means...cat fight!

I'll start. I think your club stinks. It should be called KRES, Klub Rules Emily Stinks!

*note: I don't really mean it, I'm just goofing around*

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Weeeellll... You know, Helie, without much editing your club name could be changed to be more accurate... the EIDK...
the Emily Is Disgusting Klub...

[Helios]

How dare you! KRE wasn't even started until ERK came along! You're just a copycat klub!

BTW, LOVE the new nick!

[Paula]

YAY! Steppay is now battling this Emily worshiper =P I don't participate in smack downs verbally =P JK I do it all the time...But y'all are doing great without me

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Waiwaiwait. What new nick?

Just so you know, I'm not particulary hate-emily, I just dont really like her.
Y'alls club is weird. Green monkeys and--- well. Y'all just aren't normal.

[Helios]

Paula, we can always use another wit to smack down.

Cowgirl, you called me Helie. NO ONE has ever called me that before!

WEIRD??? What would we be without our weirdness??? How dare you even indirectly imply that we should be normal! Besides, if you look at KRE's illustrious history, they had some wackos, too. Like Metal...

And...we had green monkeys? I thought they were red...

[Blitz]

*Makes a superman like landing through the ceiling*

Rally troop! Assemble KRE!

Helios, I will fight you to the end! Prepare to die!

I am weird...

[Paula]

That might be for the best, Blitz...I'm not the best at verbal smack downs online xDDD
and yes, yes you are weird =P

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Paula, we can always use another wit to smack down.

Cowgirl, you called me Helie. NO ONE has ever called me that before!

WEIRD??? What would we be without our weirdness??? How dare you even indirectly imply that we should be normal! Besides, if you look at KRE's illustrious history, they had some wackos, too. Like Metal...

And...we had green monkeys? I thought they were red...

I think they were green.

I will not deny that our klub was weird, nor that klubs would be unklublike if they were sane. But you guys have your wackos as well. Isn't Wakko in your klub? You have the ultimate wacko then...

[Blitz]

I think Wakko is KRE.

[Emma]

Oh sheesh. Lol. *remains a loner*

[Helios]

So, is Emma a KRE, or just an innocent bystander?

Why, hello, Blitz! *flashes fanged grin* I do believe last time we met that you had me locked in a cage. Or had you killed me? Dear me, it's all so muddled these days.

So, going to try to kill me, you rotting Emily-hater? Or just swat me with your pathetic wit?

[Blitz]

There is no neutral here!

Olla muchacha, I think I had recently locked you down tight.

Ah wit, I do happen to be incredible brilliant and charming. Anyway, either will do.

*Claps his hand sending out sparks*

[Emma]

I was ERK, because I didn't like how you guys were treating ERKers, then KRE, because I disliked the "worshipping" of Emily. And now I just don't care. I still dislike both things, but just don't care.

*applauds Blitz* *shields herself from sparks*

[Helios]

*casts force-field*

Sparks? Really? Why not an actual BOLT of lightning? Or is the great Blitz losing his magic touch? Ah, too much exposure to Emily-hatred will do that to a mind.

Brilliant and charming? Oh get real! Everyone knows the real charmer is ma'am himself.

[Emma]

Good luck with convincing him that.

[Blitz]

*Draws energy out of the force field.*
I met with professional at powers and found out I also can draw energy.

Charmer? More like sarcasm queen.

[Helios]

You mean....king, right?

*collapses from lack of oxygen*

[Blitz]

Naw referring to you.

*Gives her oxygen and calmly floats above her smiling.

[Helios]

You called me a sarcasm queen?

Why are you above me, you little weirdo? Come down here and let me strangle you!