Ask Countesss

[Helios]

Wait, MF and I have the same parents? *blinks* That's...just so wrong.

And when will you tell me your opinion of the you-know-whos?

[sing]

Do you prefer Mo's or The Chowder Bowl?

[Miss Friendship]

COOL! But what did you THINK it meant??

The more you love, the more of your heart goes to that person/place/thing. So what do I love the most? And I am not sure about that. That's what I thought you meant.

Would you rather never have any contact with any of your SS friends for the rest of you life, never have any contact with or see me for the rest of you life, or never eat anything but squash and onions for the rest of your life?

I guess I would go with squash and onions, although it would KILL me.

Wait, MF and I have the same parents?

We don't. But we belong to the same family.

And when will you tell me your opinion of the you-know-whos?

As soon as you remind me who the "you-know-who's" are. *thinks she might know* And if it's who-I-think-it-is, I will have to PM the answer to you.

Do you prefer Mo's or The Chowder Bowl?

Well, I haven't been to either, so I can't accurately say. I really should go sometime.

[Helios]

Remember...the brothers of our beloved sister? You forgot so easily?

What's wrong with squash?

[NinjaThrowingStar]

Do you enjoy being a trouble maker?

What was your favorite thing to debate Doc on?

What do you honestly think of me..? *doesn't know if she actually wants to know*

Have you ever used throwing knifes?

Do you cook?

[Blitz]

What would you do if I left the SS?
What would you do if Helios left the SS?
What would you do if Isaiah left?

[Miss Friendship]

What's wrong with squash?

Besides tasting soft and squishy and causing me to want to vomit, nothing at all.

Do you enjoy being a trouble maker?

Yes. And No. Sometimes it brings real trouble.

What was your favorite thing to debate Doc on?

Hmmm, probably the two Kingdoms and whether or not it's OK to get involved by voting. The worst topic is the Occult, in which I made him upset once. *hides*

What do you honestly think of me..?

You are amusing, delightfully fun to torture with my sarcasm, expressive, you have quite a few degrees of sweetness about you which makes you friends with nearly everyone, a little long-winded, and stubborn when you need to be. DON'T ask for my first impression of you cause it might be offensive.

Have you ever used throwing knifes?

No.

Do you cook?

Yes, of course. I'm a woman, so I am forced too. Wait, is that offensive to all girls-who-don't-cook? And to all-boys-who-do? *gives up trying to understand what is offensive or not on this board*

What would you do if I left the SS?

Sing a song, and comfort Mandy.

What would you do if Helios left the SS?

I would start a lifelong quest in search of her and pray everyday that she returns and MISS HER TO PIECES. (Don't talk about this, it's a HIGHLY sensitive subject for me) *sniff*

What would you do if Isaiah left?

Cheer?

I would have no one to rant at me in brutal sarcasm. *cries*

[Helios]

Aw, she loves me more than Blitz or Ox-brain! *cries*

Don't you just love the feeling of having to vomit? It's such a wonderful experience.

And...what's with comforting Mandy if Blitz left?

[Miss Friendship]

Don't you just love the feeling of having to vomit? It's such a wonderful experience.

I hope this is a joke. If not, I will be glad to force feed you squash if we ever happen to meet, so you can experience wonderful senses.

And...what's with comforting Mandy if Blitz left?

They are good friends...interestingly enough.

[Helios]

It's a half-joke. And I'd like to see you force-feed me squash after sing and I lock you in the basement while we eat all the jello.

Interesting because you hate him?

[Blitz]

You two are demented.

If you are queen of sarcasm and Isaiah is king of sarcasm does that make you.....

[sing]

I've been wondering the same thing blitz!

Yes! I shall help you Helios! Maybe we should make some pancakes too so she has to smell them. And put a slideshow on the wall of cute boys she has to stare at. :-)

MF- what is the best thing you have ever done on your birthday?

How often does your church have communion?

[Miss Friendship]

And I'd like to see you force-feed me squash after sing and I lock you in the basement while we eat all the jello.

I don't even like jello really.

Interesting because you hate him?

Interesting because we get along best at a distance.

You two are demented.

You mean you didn't notice till now?

If you are queen of sarcasm and Isaiah is king of sarcasm does that make you.....

It most certainly DOES NOT. We reign supreme in DIFFERENT Kingdoms, that are at war with each other.

And put a slideshow on the wall of cute boys she has to stare at. :-)

Would I stare at it? Bwahahahaha....

MF- what is the best thing you have ever done on your birthday?

My dream birthday party hasn't existed yet.

How often does your church have communion?

Every 3 months.

[NinjaThrowingStar]

So what was your first impression of me??? And which first impression are we talking about? (don't worry about offending me it's actually quite hard to do. )

Are you a good cook?

[Miss Friendship]

So what was your first impression of me??? And which first impression are we talking about? (don't worry about offending me it's actually quite hard to do. )

Are you a good cook?

My first impression was that you were rather proud, looked down on people you didn't know, and who you thought were younger than you and turned out to be older. (This is from the Chat) Although by the end of that chat time, I was changing my mind.

Ummm, I don't enjoy it, but usually when I make something it turns out to be good. Not sure if that qualifies...

[NinjaThrowingStar]

So what was your first impression of me??? And which first impression are we talking about? (don't worry about offending me it's actually quite hard to do. )

Are you a good cook?

My first impression was that you were rather proud, looked down on people you didn't know, and who you thought were younger than you and turned out to be older. (This is from the Chat) Although by the end of that chat time, I was changing my mind.

Ummm, I don't enjoy it, but usually when I make something it turns out to be good. Not sure if that qualifies...

I can see that. I didn't really know what to make of you or how to connect with you.

Well if you haven't gave anyone food poisoning and most the time it's edible then I would you are a good cook! ^_^

What do you do in your free time?

What's your favorite subject in school?

Why do you think I'm insanely curious?

Do you have more little brothers or sisters?

Do you get along with your sisters or brothers more?

Do you still sleep with a comfort object?

Do you like being called the Queen of sarcasm?

Do you wear dresses in the snow?

Do you wear makeup?

What is your favorite outfit?

What shape is your head covering? (You do wear head coverings right...? )

Do you enjoy answering all my questions?

How many pages would you like your thread to get to?

When do you think these Q and A will stop being a thing?

Do you think I'll ever stop asking why?

Would you be surprised to know I don't ask as many questions as I used to?

[Mandy]

I said that Ninja should win the prize for most interesting Q&A but I am beginning to wonder if every thread has been extraoridinarily interesting lately.

Yes Blitz and I are great friends. If you dont like him then fine! I have him all the more to myself! *hugs Blitzy tightly*

[Miss Friendship]

I can see that. I didn't really know what to make of you or how to connect with you.

I think we both were sharing similar feelings then. Funny how we can talk now, and couldn't then. We must have been paralyzed by Black Ghost.

What do you do in your free time?

Talk to you. -_- Actually I write on my book, email and SS. If I don't have the computer I read and write.

What's your favorite subject in school?

Literature, by far.

Why do you think I'm insanely curious?

You mean you can't figure that out just by observing all the questions you ask?

Do you have more little brothers or sisters?

Little sisters. And *looks behind her* DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TRAUMA I GO THROUGH?

Do you get along with your sisters or brothers more?

Umm, I would say brothers, and then again. No one understands like a sister.

Do you still sleep with a comfort object?

I never slept with one in the first place.

Do you like being called the Queen of sarcasm?

Utterly abhor the very mention of it. (Or, I adore it.)

Do you wear dresses in the snow?

I always wear dresses, so yes. Although I often will wear snow pants underneath my dress.

Do you wear makeup?

Yes, before going into public, I wipe off my frown and put on a smile.

What is your favorite outfit?

I have answered this twice before. Go look for it.

What shape is your head covering? (You do wear head coverings right...? )

Shape? It's like a "veil" so the shape changes when I WALK. And yes, I wear head coverings. Here is a picture that sorta describes mine. Except mine would not be see-through and I wear my hair up.

This is a typical Amish covering, so there is some difference.

Do you enjoy answering all my questions?

Yes. I am enjoying these questions MORE THAN WOODY's I might add. (He gave me like 30 to 40 questions once)

When do you think these Q and A will stop being a thing?

Probably when all the question askers leave. Or if Trolls would flood the place and we would all have to become Mods to take care of them, and would have no time to look after the Interview Booth. But most likely when all these interesting people leave and a new generation enters in and finds the QnA's "out of style" and "boring" because their "parents" did them. (Yes, my mind has strange ideas)

Do you think I'll ever stop asking why?

If you don't, Helios will come and stop up the flood.

Would you be surprised to know I don't ask as many questions as I used to?

[NinjaThrowingStar]

Bhahaha Yes Mr. Black_Ghost and his charm... I should pm you about it sometime but seriously I wasn't really around other than the chat when I met you and it's hard to keep new comers straight on the chat... Or I was being a Donkeys bum... either way you may choice!

That's really interesting about the head coverings! I've seen like 5 different ones now! I have a few friends who wear them. I personally go for turbans when I wear head coverings and I only wear them for fashionable reasons. ^_^ and because I think they are cool!

Awww why??? You and Doc bother enjoy making me work for my information!!!

What do your veils for weddings look like?

Would you like to have a church wedding?

When you are being vain what do you do??

What is your guilty pleasure???

Is there anything you would change about your character?

What would you change about your body?

What are your opinions on plastic surgery?

What kind of book are you writing?

Hahaha why did you quote me under a different name? ^^^

Did you have fun making up all those alter egos?

If you were a villain who would you be? (Any villain.)

If you were a Heroine who would you be?

If you were an AIO character who would you be?

Why is the sky blue?

Why do stars twinkle?

Why do we have lullabies?

Why aren't all men good?

Why do you keep bring up BG?

Why do we have to learn math?

Why is there poetry?

Why does water flow and run but it doesn't walk?

Why do people hurt other people?

Why do parents hate their children?

Why can't all love and be loved?

Why are there wars?

Why can't adult play childish games?

Why do we not seek wisdom from babes?

Why are some call great?

What makes a human great?

Why does it have to snow?

Why do people get sick?

Why do child die?

Okay I need to stop before I cry... ]=

[Miss Friendship]

and because I think they are cool!

They are cool. There is something so elegant and womanly about them.

Awww why??? You and Doc bother enjoy making me work for my information!!!

We do something alike? #Shocker. My favorite outfit is a long dress, with sweater, scarf and dress boots.

What do your veils for weddings look like?

Totally depends. Since we (our church I should say) doesn't have a standard or anything, whatever the bride prefers. Personally, I want something longer and fancier than my everyday veils, but for the norm conservative Anabaptist, you usually just wear the same kind of veiling you do everyday.

Would you like to have a church wedding?

I won't have anything else. I want to be married in a grand cathedral and have a REAL alter, and a real aisle, and not some fake set-up outdoors. (But if my future husband wants to married under a tree, I will go with that if he's worth it)

When you are being vain what do you do??

Look in the mirror? Which isn't that often, because I never have considered myself to be specially attractive or anything.

What is your guilty pleasure???

The SS. *hides*

Is there anything you would change about your character?

I like my character actually. But yes, I could use tons of improvement. I would learn to control my tongue and not be so hurtful and offensive to others.

What would you change about your body?

My face, I guess.

What are your opinions on plastic surgery?

Personally I think people are being discontent with the body God gave them, and are going completely extreme. (I realize there are some exceptions of course)

What kind of book are you writing?

Not sure. Currently its a mix of everything.

Hahaha why did you quote me under a different name? ^^^

Did you have fun making up all those alter egos?

Because once I got started I couldn't stop.

Loved it.

If you were a villain who would you be?

I know I have loved a lot of villains, but I can't think of any right now.

If you were a Heroine who would you be?

Either Elizabeth from Pride and Prejudice or Danielle (the Countess) from Ever After. Maybe I'm just both.

If you were an AIO character who would you be?

Katrina, so I could marry Eugene. If I had to be a girl, I would be Olivia. And if I could be ANYONE, I would be Bernard.

Why is the sky blue?

Why do stars twinkle?

Why do we have lullabies

Here is the answer Google gave me. >_> A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight. And let's scrap that. The sky is blue because God could think of no better to color to paint the canvas of our sky, and what He chose was RIGHT.

I think they twinkle only in lullabies.

Because we have women and babies.

Why aren't all men good?

Do you really want to risk getting me started on this? Because they are fallable, they have lots of weaknesses, and sometimes I wonder why they are worth a woman's bother. The real answer is because not all men follow God and love Him. Find a man who does, and you have a good man. Imperfect yes, but he has God inside of him.

Why do you keep bring up BG?

Because I really wish he was apart of the SS and no one else seems to know him.

Why do we have to learn math?

This is something I can't even wrap my mind around m'dear. Only God knows.

Why is there poetry?

Because we have souls that are programmed and built to love beauty.

Why does water flow and run but it doesn't walk?

Because flowing and running is a lot more poetic than walking. If water could walk, that would put it on the level of us humans, and lend it a term of drudgery.

Why do people hurt other people?

To somehow give themselves something by doing it. Revenge/justice/a release of hatred/etc.

Why do parents hate their children?

They feel the evil they have brought upon themselves by their own choices, and in bitterness they heap it upon the first victims they find.

Why can't all love and be loved?

All are loved by Someone. Some do not love because they do not know the Someone who loves them.

Why are there wars?

Two reasons. Because of our innate desire to see justice prevail. And/or because hate is a very real thing, and our inborn sinful tendency is to put ourselves first and our brothers and sisters in the world last.

Why can't adult play childish games?

Because of they are afraid of other adults.

Why do we not seek wisdom from babes?

Because we have grown to the point where we consider ourselves above and beyond that, and have lost something very important in the process.

Why are some call great?

Some deserve that title that have it. Some do not deserve that title who have it. But the greatest ones are normally the ones that are swept under the carpet, never noticed in life, and they accept that, and change the world in doing so.

What makes a human great?

One word: Humility. To go deeper, it's Jesus Christ. When He is in a life, a very complex beautiful thing takes place. He changes, works and molds a soul that always gives into sinful desires and transforms it into something it never could have achieved on it's own. Greatness. Conquering and living above and beyond the normal and natural tendencies that struggle to reign within us.

Why does it have to snow?

Even the ground wants a blanket in the winter.

Why do people get sick?

To teach gratefulness for the times when they are not sick.

Why do child die?

God loves children, and some He counts worthy enough to grow up in a beautiful Kingdom and know no sickness, pain or death.

Okay I need to stop before I cry...

After writing all that, I am near tears myself.