What's Wrong With Helios (like I had to ask) & Q&A (oh joy)

[Blitz]

You could try Juno. (the annoying)

Where hast thou been?

[Helios]

Juno...naw, I'm too bloody for her. I'd have strangled Zeus after the first demi-god he sired.

Wait...annoying....? *glares suspiciously at Blitz*

Where have I been? Been....hmm...been....

When? Did I go somewhere?

[Blitz]

Yeah you disappeared for around a week.

Do you still need editing?

[Wakko]

Your thoughts on One Direction?

[Blitz]

Advantage of One Direction over JB.
Their are five of them to be married off.

[Helios]

Married off? Oh, please, Blitz! I wouldn't go for a Britisher! *gazes at Skandar Keynes for a sec before ripping her eyes away* Tho I do prefer them above Canadians who are about to catapulted back to where they belong...

Meh. 1D's okay...I've never heard any of their stuff. The first thing I heard of them was when Harry Styles went out with Taylor Swift. Talk about disgusting!!! She's like, waaaaaaaaaaaay to old for him. So far, tho, ID hasn't done anything worthy of boycotting that I know of. So I guess they're....whatever.

Wait...I disappeared? Weird...

Yeah, if you want to continue editing, Blitz, I don't mind. And yes, you can PM those to me.

BTW, I got my hair cut/styled today! It looks rather nice...but you won't get to see it!!! I'm so proud of my lovely full curls... *snickers*

[Blitz]

*Sighs* Helios what is the color of your hair.

I am too lazy to edit today, but I will when I am bored to death with the world.

WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH MEN?

What is your opinion on JB?

[Metal15]

WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH MEN?

Aren't you?

Sorry, that was just wrong... XD

Why shouldn't she be obsessed with men?

[Helios]

If I wanted you to know the color of my hair, I'd have put a picture up. YA THINK??? Suffice to say it isn't blond...most of the time.

Okay, hopefully you'll become bored soon. *chants: be bored, be bored, be bored*

I AM NOT OBSESSED!!! Just peculiarly fascinated with the weirdos I share the planet with! As for JB...he's on level with Miley Cyrus. In other words...

He's a has-been and a disgusting person who needs therapy...BADLY!

Other than that, I used to think he was a little bit cute. Not anymore, fortunately. (I really don't dig the whole five-inches-of-boxers-showing thing. Or shirtless, tattooed, sunglasses, and hat pushed up too high on his head)

Metal...I have the distinct feeling you're teasing me here.

[Metal15]

Not really teasing, you SHOULD dig men, IMO. XD However I despise 1D, but they're cute as the dickens I'll tell ya what. O_o And that's coming from a man.

[Helios]

*stares wide-eyed at Metal* Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me? You're saying I should look at boys??? Well my mama would have something ta say 'bout that!

I'll admit...Harry Styles IS kinda cute (I didn't really look at the other guys). But he also resembles a monkey IMO. And he's going out with one of the Jenner girls. *rolls eyes* Seriously?

I just realized something a little while ago (and no, you may not have proof of this) I straightened my hair this morning...

And now I look like YOU!

[Metal15]

No, that's not what I said. XD

[Helios]

Sure sounded like it to me. Explain, or I shall have your head!

[Pound Foolish]

What's wrong with looking at men? Blimey Cow says gals tell him that girls sometimes stare at us guys... and goodness knows we sometimes take long looks at you smashing lasses as well.

[Blitz]

*Glares at Metal*
Yeah you do need a new skull.
Helios do you think PF needs a new brain?

[Helios]

He'll definitely need a new one after we crack it open with a crowbar.

PF HAS A BRAIN??? Lol, joking. Hmm...yes, I think we should switch his brain with his brother's. That'll give Suzy Lou quite a shock (not to mention Sammy, too)

[Blitz]

Sammy and Suzy are not showing up anymore anyway.

[Helios]

Isn't it sad? I'd love to tease Suzy about how I almost dated her love.

Seriously, I miss Sammy a LOT. Is she normally gone like this for long periods of time?

[Blitz]

No, she isn't. She has been removed from the internet for reason beyond her control.

Who is your favorite person on the SS?

[Helios]

Removed...? *considers privately* How come I was the last person to know this?

Now, now, Blitz, we are asking rather sensitive questions here! And I have a large list of contacts! Supposing I say a certain person and then another person who thought he/she was my favorite gets mad at me? Or maybe you're just fishing for compliments here.... Oh, the many reasons for why you're asking this question are so fascinating to contemplate!!!

But I'll answer...only fair, after all. My fave person...is... *drum roll*

Liz'alike

YES! We think alike on so many things. (course, one could argue that PF and I are peas in a pod, but well...I could hardly say HE'S my favorite person, now could I?)