What's Wrong With Helios (like I had to ask) & Q&A (oh joy)

[GJFH]

Have you ever had Poison Oak or Poison Ivy?
Preferred sock length?
Do you like gummy bears?

[Miss Friendship]

Do you have a particular grudge against Game of Thrones? I am on the fence about this one actually.

[NinjaHunter]

When are you going do something with your life? You will one day run out of innocents to devour, and the guilty taste terrible.

[Helios]

Have you ever had Poison Oak or Poison Ivy?
Preferred sock length?
Do you like gummy bears?

Nein. I have had ant bites all over my hands. That...sucked. *cringes*

Around the knee. Over or under, either will do.

YES YES YES YES OH MY GOSH! I love gummy bears!

Do you have a particular grudge against Game of Thrones? I am on the fence about this one actually.

Eh...I guess you could call it a grudge. I have a natural inclination to poo-poo anything that is highly and widely praised. Especially if it's a TV show. That aside, however, I do have some issues with the content of GoT. Specifically, the sex. Just...no. No no no no no no. I refuse to watch or condone something that has that much explicit content in it. If it was just the language and the violence and the immoral people, I could handle it. Maybe. But to show that much nudity and..."doing the do"? And excuse it by saying it's realistic or needed for plot/character development? Just no.

Not to mention the incest.

Also I hate all the characters except Bran and I hope they all die. The end.

When are you going do something with your life? You will one day run out of innocents to devour, and the guilty taste terrible.

Well, after I slay the caliphate and add his harem to my private army of kick-butt ninja, retrieve the plutonium from North Africa and build a nuclear bomb, clear out the nest of spiders from behind my memo board, solve the Rubix cube in five seconds flat, and hand-carve a Bat-cave inside of Mount Rushmore, I might consider actually getting on with life and rising from my stone coffin before noon every day. Who knows, maybe even finish high school, move out of the house, get a job, get a car, get my license to kill...whatever normal people do these days.

As for the innocents, well, you have heard of cloning vats, right? We'll just keep recycling the material until we have absolutely nothing left before turning on each other in a violent civil war that will turn half of us into cannibals and the other half into cyborgs. It's plain to see you've never eaten any of the guilty--they have a subtle aftertaste like iron. Delicious.

Now if y'all will excuse me, I have to go paint my lips black and finish my FFXV/Heritas Sphere crossover. We're getting to the good part where everyone has no idea what's happening and I can use all the ideas I dreamt up while in church yesterday morning.

Look on this beautiful face and be free.

[Miss Friendship]

I have a natural inclination to poo-poo anything that is highly and widely praised

That's me with Taylor Swift.

Also I hate all the characters except Bran and I hope they all die. The end.

How do you know about Bran if you've never seen it? Also agreed.

[Helios]

That's me with Taylor Swift.

PREACH IT SISTAH. (although I don't mind TS toooo much...just some of the time)

How do you know about Bran if you've never seen it? Also agreed.

I didn't say I never watched it. Only that I didn't like it. Also...I have spies. *waggles eyebrows* Did you REALLY think I would leave myself in the dark about this subject?

[Miss Friendship]

PREACH IT SISTAH. (although I don't mind TS toooo much...just some of the time)

I thought you were mentioning the real TS at first, and yeah same, I actually like the blond chick deep down, she has spark.

[Tsukuyomi]

Have you ever played the original Deus Ex? I think you may like it

[NinjaHunter]

No, don't play the original Deux Ex. It's like trying to be a ninja with the Laws of Physics changed.

[Helios]

I thought you were mentioning the real TS at first, and yeah same, I actually like the blond chick deep down, she has spark.

Who, Thomas Sander? meh, I had this crazy friend who liked Taylor Swift so I auto-dislike her. Traumatic memories and all that good stuff. But I do admit she's got a lot more talent than some of the other singers in her category. Ariana Grande, anyone? Bleugh

Have you ever played the original Deus Ex? I think you may like it

Oi, I haven't! But it looks like my kind of thing. Hope it has a melee weapon option.

No, don't play the original Deux Ex. It's like trying to be a ninja with the Laws of Physics changed.

I find this highly ironic coming from you, NINJAHUNTER. Aren't you all about changing the laws of physics?

[Tsukuyomi]

Oi, I haven't! But it looks like my kind of thing. Hope it has a melee weapon option.

How about... lots? You are gonna love a little trinket called The Dragon Tooth

[Miss Friendship]

Ox and I uncovered a major conspiracy. Woe to you. NinjaHunter is your debating self since the devious Helios pretends to stay away from such things.

[NinjaHunter]

Really now, Helios doesn't even pretend to be sane or reasonable.

[Miss Friendship]

Really now, Helios doesn't even pretend to be sane or reasonable.

True, which is why you do it for her.

[GJFH]

Do you prefer strawberries when they're a darker or lighter color?

Why are you suddenly seventy seven?

What do you imagine Jerry Whittaker Whittaker looked like?

[Helios]

Oi, I haven't! But it looks like my kind of thing. Hope it has a melee weapon option.

How about... lots? You are gonna love a little trinket called The Dragon Tooth

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Dragon Tooth! My life has taken on new meaning!

Ox and I uncovered a major conspiracy. Woe to you. NinjaHunter is your debating self since the devious Helios pretends to stay away from such things.

Dearest Hunter my old friend
They're making BS theories again
Saying that we are not different guys
This is not true it's a horrid lie
For I would never be caught dead
Inside your head
It's nothing buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut a falsehood

Really now, Helios doesn't even pretend to be sane or reasonable.

True, which is why you do it for her.

I don't need someone to be sane or reasonable for me, those things are a waste of time! Why else do you think I go on Tumblr?

Do you prefer strawberries when they're a darker or lighter color?

Why are you suddenly seventy seven?

What do you imagine Jerry Whittaker Whittaker looked like?

Darker. They tend to be sweeter and I cannae eat sour strawberries!

I am? How odd! I must have set my age originally as 70-something and then it kept updating every year. *shrugs*

Kinda like Jason, but like, darker hair! Maybe a squarer jaw, and thinner lips. Lots of laugh lines around his eyes. Jenny's eyes and Whit's mustache. Jenny's thinner waist and Whit's deeper chest. Is that even possible? IT IS NOW!

[Tsukuyomi]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Dragon Tooth! My life has taken on new meaning!

!

Is there any critically acclaimed video-game that you don't like -or even hate-?

[NinjaHunter]

Really now, Helios doesn't even pretend to be sane or reasonable.

True, which is why you do it for her.

I actually think she's perfectly capable of being reasonable, but she decided we're not worth it. Me? I'm just along for the ride, which can include both trolling and being serious.

[Miss Friendship]

Really now, Helios doesn't even pretend to be sane or reasonable.

True, which is why you do it for her.

I actually think she's perfectly capable of being reasonable, but she decided we're not worth it. Me? I'm just along for the ride, which can include both trolling and being serious.

Well for the record, Ox and I are very suspicious, so we are keeping an eye on you two, or (one) ... *bows* A fellow troll. *does secret handshake*

[Blitz]

That's me with Taylor Swift.

PREACH IT SISTAH. (although I don't mind TS toooo much...just some of the time)

How do you know about Bran if you've never seen it? Also agreed.

I didn't say I never watched it. Only that I didn't like it. Also...I have spies. *waggles eyebrows* Did you REALLY think I would leave myself in the dark about this subject?

BTW O'l me watched a bit of season seven when it was the rave.... Bran goes to bleck in that season from what I've seen in clips, and what I've heard. *Bows out*