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[Helios]

If you had to marry either Helios or Belle, who would it be?

He asked her first, I think, but since he's not Woody's father, I don't think that will work out well.

[Doll]

If you had to marry either Helios or Belle, who would it be?

He asked her first, I think, but since he's not Woody's father, I don't think that will work out well.

How do you know he isn't Woody's father? o_o

[Helios]

Because you're pretty, and PF's not-so-pretty, and Woody's good-looking. Thus, PF can't be Woody's father! Besides, PF is about to marry ME in this time, so he can't marry you and become Woody's father unless...I...

die?

Oh dear.

[Miss Friendship]

I had the feeling I'd stir up something here.

[Pound Foolish]

On a scale of 1 to 10 what is the number 4?

What is this? Is this a trick question? Is it actually five because zero is technically a number? I just don't know what to say. I feel like whatever I say I'll look completely dumb. I feel so trapped.
Mandy:
Suzy's not on for various reasons. Mainly she just doesn't. She's busy, and while she likes her web, she's barely on it in general nowadays.

Why are you such an interesting character?

Because I fascinate you.
I did not remember till you said that and now I remember. I have many enemies.

My least favorite thing is I'll fully intend to do something and want to and then not.

Technically he's more like "Metric Ton Foolish", but. Whatever.

I could email you a picture of second generation Whit with his shirt off, you know.

Why did you ask me to marry you?

Because I love you madly, passionately, devotedly. And Suzy's away on a trip.

Ever read the book "Christy" by Catherine Marshall? Or, watched the TV series?

No. We have similar taste though, perhaps I shall.

Besides, PF is about to marry ME in this time, so he can't marry you and become Woody's father unless...I...

I may be Woody's father. Then again, how do you know I'm not your father?

[Miss Friendship]

Not answering my question is not acceptable. Here. *gives ten dollars*

[Pound Foolish]

Sorry, derps happen. *takes ten dollars* I should skip questions more often.

I would probably marry Belle. I've known Belle longer. And I know what she looks like, which is a good thing to know before you're married. Call me shallow.

[Miss Friendship]

I would probably marry Belle. I've known Belle longer. And I know what she looks like, which is a good thing to know before you're married. Call me shallow.

Actually that makes sense. We have no idea if Helios is the beautiful woman Belle is, because of no picture.

Do all guys want a beautiful woman when they get married?

Would you let your daughter get married at age 16?

[SirWhit]

Are you my twin, or am I your twin?

[Woody]

Woody's good-looking.

*takes compliment*

Though technically, I'm also Belle's father, so PF has to go through me before he can marry Belle.

So, PF, convince me you're worthy of my daughter/mother/step-grandmother/sister.

[NinjaThrowingStar]

What do you do when you feel mischievous?

[Pound Foolish]

Actually that makes sense. We have no idea if Helios is the beautiful woman Belle is, because of no picture.

Precisely. She may have green skin, oily black hair and wart on her nose and ride a broom. And maybe she wears one of those coin-purse things you know that go on your waist and somehow they're so bizarrely ugly. Oooh, and maybe she has a bunch of hair on her feet and maybe- anyhow. Next.

Do all guys want a beautiful woman when they get married?

No, we want ugly ones.
We want someone who is beautiful to us. Everyone has different taste. Women are that way too. Lie away, you are. You're not always conscious of it, but we tend to gravitate to people who are on the level of attractiveness we ourselves are, and that's the way God designed us.

Would you let your daughter get married at age 16?

It would depend how long I'd known the guy somewhat. But maybe, most likely not though. Once she was older though, I wouldn't expect to control who she married at all, of course.

Are you my twin, or am I your twin?

You are mind. And I am yours. Forever.

So, PF, convince me you're worthy of my daughter/mother/step-grandmother/sister.

Ewwwwwwww.
I mean, I aboslutely tolerate that. And because I can do this. Watch.

WhoooWaggawagga.... YEAH!

I just did three back-flips and landed on my finger. Impressed?

What do you do when you feel mischievous?

Chuckle evilly: "Heh heh heh."Jared reference!

[sing]

How often do you use a calculator?

Have you ever been involved in 4h or ffa or something like that?

[Miss Friendship]

How many children do you want to have?

What will you name your first born son? What names would you consider for your daughters?

Were you born Catholic?

Were you baptized as an infant?

Does God allow free will when it comes to choosing to follow Him?

[Doll]

So, PF, convince me you're worthy of my daughter/mother/step-grandmother/sister.

Ewwwwwwww.
I mean, I aboslutely tolerate that. And because I can do this. Watch.

WhoooWaggawagga.... YEAH!

I just did three back-flips and landed on my finger. Impressed?

That isn't all that impressive. How about convincing /me/ that you're good enough for me?

[Pound Foolish]

How often do you use a calculator?

The obvious joke is also the correct answer: pretty much whenever I do math.

Have you ever been involved in 4h or ffa or something like that?[/q I migt've been. I'm awful recognizing abridgments so who knows.

How many children do you want to have?

Probably 3-5.

What will you name your first born son? What names would you consider for your daughters?

I don't know, I'll work it out with the Mrs. But I'd consider Francis and Ernest. But we did the name question already.

Were you born Catholic?

Yep, glad to say.

Were you baptized as an infant?

Ditto. And I look extremely cute in my pictures as well. Just the same as ever.

Does God allow free will when it comes to choosing to follow Him?

Absolutely.

That isn't all that impressive. How about convincing /me/ that you're good enough for me?

I'm Christian, I'm a writer, and sophisticated... I don't know. If I conquered some country somewhere would that satisfy you? Anyhow, I'm not marrying Belle. I'm engaged to Helios and currently married to Suzy. I'll divorce Suzy before our wedding. Then maybe Belle can have turn. Patience.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Did you take communion as an infant?

[Miss Friendship]

So if God allows free will, why doesn't the Catholic Church extend that to it's infants?

[Helios]

Why did you ask me to marry you?

Because I love you madly, passionately, devotedly. And Suzy's away on a trip.

Heart-breaker. I don't recall when you fell so deeply in love with me. Was it while I was gone?

Besides, PF is about to marry ME in this time, so he can't marry you and become Woody's father unless...I...

I may be Woody's father. Then again, how do you know I'm not your father?

Because it would be totally weird for you to be madly in love with me...and be my father at the same time.

She may have green skin, oily black hair and wart on her nose and ride a broom. And maybe she wears one of those coin-purse things you know that go on your waist and somehow they're so bizarrely ugly. Oooh, and maybe she has a bunch of hair on her feet and maybe- anyhow.

*gasps* How dare you! I won't forget this one! Mark me, your days are numbered! And I'm so knifing you on the wedding night. *marches off to sharpen her stiletto*

So yes anyway, are you really bad at math like C.S. Lewis? Or just kind of middling bad?

[Eleventh Doctor]

Did you ever read up on logical formulas?

And do you still hold the belief that Christ's nature was logical and rational?