Isaiah the Ox

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

OxR: what is your Ox's name anyway?
What would you name your kid(s) (boy and girl)?

[Emma]

Do you have a landline?
Yeah, I know, random.

[Wakko]

Are you the one who created the Phil Vischer Podcast abbreviation? Because I don't think I've ever seen anyone else use it. :p

[Tarol]

Yep I did just copy and paste. It saved me a lot of time.

I wasn't commending it. >_>

I wanted to ask some interesting questions on everyone's Q&A's because I figured if you all are like me, you enjoy interesting, deep questions. So I thought and thought and finally came up with ten. I'll probably have ten more to do in a few weeks.

Please noooooo....

OxR: what is your Ox's name anyway?

Steppy: Isaiah.

What would you name your kid(s) (boy and girl)?

I dunno. #randomnames: Sean and Rebecca

Do you have a landline?

Yuppers.

Are you the one who created the Phil Vischer Podcast abbreviation?

I guess...? It's not like it's difficult to come up with... Isn't the logo a P and a V (I have no idea)? Since my brothers talk about it AAAAAALLLLL the time, I decided to abbreviate it. But only my little sister and I use it.

[Mandy]

I was kidding. xD I have used up all the questions I could think of. Except for boring ones. like this one...

What made you think xF looked like a toothless smile? I guess it looks like someone with one tooth. Would you like if I started using it all the time?

[Miss Friendship]

Do you enjoy writing?

If you spray painted a cow blue would it harm it in anyway?

Does it ruin your self-worth to name yourself after a cow?

[aragtaghooligan]

Have you ever gone cow tipping? You are interested in theology, but how do you feel about philosophy? How do you know you exist and are not a brain in a jar? (I'm sorry if I just gave you an existential crisis). Is Schrodinger's cat dead or alive?

[Miss Friendship]

What do you think of this poem?

I have never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you now,
I'd rather see than be one.

[Tarol]

What made you think xF looked like a toothless smile?

I said a one-toothed smile.

Would you like if I started using it all the time?

Nope. I like =P better.

Do you enjoy writing?

Sort of...I like writing poems from time to time...but I've never had the patience or smarts to write a full novel.

If you spray painted a cow blue would it harm it in anyway?

Not really. We spray paint our cows...for, umm, reasons. And my sister has used special crayons to completely color a white cow for one competition, so...I think it'd be fine.

Does it ruin your self-worth to name yourself after a cow?

Not one bit.

Have you ever gone cow tipping?

No. Why would I want to tip a cow? Plus, cows are, umm, big.

You are interested in theology, but how do you feel about philosophy?

It's okay. Both confuse me.

How do you know you exist and are not a brain in a jar?

I just know. Plus, I don't think my brain is smart enough to come up with my own world.

Is Schrodinger's cat dead or alive?

Yes.

What do you think of this poem?

The meter is off...I looked it up, and there is a different version of the poem, which has better meter. It also sounds like it should be a AABB poem, rather than an ABAB poem, but that could just be me.

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

[Miss Friendship]

That was the correct version of the poem. I was going off memory. Anyway, who cares what you think...

[Helios]

Yeah, it's not like he ever thinks anything worthwhile...

You have cows? What type of cows? (I know, you've prob been asked this before, but I'm tired and witless so I'm asking again)

[aragtaghooligan]

You made me laugh when you said yes to the shrodinger's cat question.
What is your greatest dream?

[Emma]

What do you do when you're bored?

What is favorite song?

What is your favorite key to play piano in??

[Doll]

Have you heard this song before?

[Paula]

WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN?!?!
Do you like Giraffes?
Have you ever seen a double rainbow IRL?
How do you like to eat your chocolate chip cookies? OH! What beverage do you drink with your cookies?
What are your thoughts on decorative pillows?

[Tarol]

Anyway, who cares what you think...

MF= *asks question* *doesn't care about answer*

You have cows?

Yup. MF makes fun of me for it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll the time.

What type of cows?

Dairy cows. We have Jerseys, Ayrshires, Milking Shorthorn, Brown Swiss (my favorite, and also the breed on my siggy/avatar ), and cross breeds in between.

You made me laugh when you said yes to the shrodinger's cat question.

I wasn't in the mood at the time to actually try to remember what all those things were, so I went for humor/sarcasm.

What is your greatest dream?

To play piano in front of a huge audience. Even though I would probably die from fear....

What do you do when you're bored?

"Forumize" or play on the piano.

What is favorite song?

Hard to say.

What is your favorite key to play piano in??

I'm fine with anything with or less than four flats or four sharps. The key of C major would have to be my favorite, but some songs I like playing in odder keys. Four flats is sometimes fun to play in, and even five flats doesn't hurt my brain that much. Four sharps, on the other hand, is rather difficult, and five sharps... I had a song in five sharps, and it took me five minutes just to figure out what an A sharp was. xP (note, I do know what the keys are, but I would rather just call them by how many sharps/flats they have)

Have you heard this song before?

xD Noooo! But that was awesome! I didn't pay attention to aaaaalll of the lyrics, but I really liked the melody and instrumentation. ^_^

WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN?!?!

NEVER.

Do you like Giraffes?

They're aiight.

Have you ever seen a double rainbow IRL?

I think I have...

How do you like to eat your chocolate chip cookies?

With my fingers.

What beverage do you drink with your cookies?

My own, RAW MILK! (and by that, I mean the milk from my cows on my farm... )

What are your thoughts on decorative pillows?

Ummm, they are decorative? I don't really have a problem with them..they're still pillows. xP

[Paula]

Anyway, who cares what you think...

MF= *asks question* *doesn't care about answer*

Soomeone has been looking at memes wayyyy to long...
Seriously though...Go make one now.

If you could pick one more smiley from the ToO to add to the SS's collection which one would you choose?

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

If you could pick one person from the SS to go hanggliding with who would it be?

[Miss Friendship]

Did you know it was me who asked to get the violin emoticon on here? What do you have to say to that, huh? I haven't seen you asking for ToO smiles, just complaining. But hey, we all are great at lovin and putting up with you despite your obvious preference for the ToO and the complaints we receive.

Are you racing with anyone in posts accumulation?

Who are you going to vote for in the ToO elections?

[Helios]

Did you know it was me who asked to get the violin emoticon on here? What do you have to say to that, huh?

Just for the record, SOMEONE has way too much influence around here.

So, Ox (or should I call you Isaiah?), can you play piano by ear? Or do you need to read the notes?

What is your greatest fear?