Ask Countesss

[Miss Friendship]

So am I damaged-psychotic-friend or too-hot-to-handle?

Both. Which makes you equally disturbing and irresistible at the same time.

[Helios]

Irresistible, eh? Prithee, what are these irresistible traits which I possess?

So like, did you know I now associate you with white hats with feathers and red lipstick?

[Bethany Shepard]

GUUUUUUUUUURL! Where you at in Orange Is The New Black?

[Tea Ess]

Do you know what you want to study in college?

[GJFH]

Is there something you wouldn't want to study in college?
Have you seen any good movies of recent? Not necessarily anything new.

[Miss Friendship]

Irresistible, eh? Prithee, what are these irresistible traits which I possess?

So like, did you know I now associate you with white hats with feathers and red lipstick?

Its not appropriate for this forum.

Waaaaat. That's the best compliment you've ever given me.

GUUUUUUUUUURL! Where you at in Orange Is The New Black?

Ummm. *checks* Just into Season 2, so not very far. =P HOWEVER, my coworker watched all six seasons and reported to me about every new episode as she watched it, so I feel like I know everything. xD

Do you know what you want to study in college?

Major in sociology. Minor in possibly psychology.

Is there something you wouldn't want to study in college?
Have you seen any good movies of recent? Not necessarily anything new.

Math.
Hmm, yes, I watched Bonnie and Clyde. Loved. Annnnd I can't remember any others, I've been watching a lot of documentaries actually.

[Helios]

You deserve to be locked in a box for eternity. Heathen.

I must really be lacking in the compliments department if that's the best one.

[Miss Friendship]

I must really be lacking in the compliments department if that's the best one.

Or maybe you just don't know a good compliment when you see one.

[Helios]

Tis true, I know not what I see.

If you were to get a pet, what would it be?

[Miss Friendship]

A wolf. Besides having an abundance of cuteness, I feel they would be useful.

[Helios]

Useful...for what purpose? Guarding you on your broomstick? Snarling at unwary travelers who come too close to your sacrificial dens? Donating DNA samples for your homemade brews?

Also, wolf breath.

[Miss Friendship]

Useful...for what purpose? Guarding you on your broomstick? Snarling at unwary travelers who come too close to your sacrificial dens? Donating DNA samples for your homemade brews?

Yes, all of the above.

[Helios]

You are a sacred being and I bow before you. *bows*

Also insane. But I can respect that.

Hmm, how many Marvel movies have you seen? Other than Dr. Strange?

[Tsukuyomi]

Favorite toy you had growing up?

[Miss Friendship]

Also insane. But I can respect that.

Today I freaked my coworkers out. They were discussing a salesman job selling Cutco knives and I reflected outloud "You know, that would be a really traumatic way to end your life. You say "Let me demonstrate how sharp this knife is." and slice your throat and fall in their living room floor." My coworker freaked and covered her eyes.

Hmm, how many Marvel movies have you seen? Other than Dr. Strange?

The Avengers, Captain America Civil War, Thor, Ant Man, Iron Man, Agent Carter? ... I DONT FREAKIN KNOW. They are all the same after awhile.

Favorite toy you had growing up?

The computer.

[Tsukuyomi]

Hahah. Favorite game you had?

[Miss Friendship]

Hahah. Favorite game you had?

On the computer? Tetris. Although I spent more time on Microsoft Word.

[NinjaHunter]

Both.

[Miss Friendship]

Both.

Is this a confession?

[Tea Ess]

Are you trying to singlehandedly revive the board?