Stop I need to give my cardiac...a..rest!
-Wooton from The Other Side of The Window
You would'n know a good ending if..
It over through the government!
Mandy and Jared from Stubborn Streaks
Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Proud K.R.E Member
Whenever I listen to Mandy's Debut this line always gets me =P
“Well Miss Kendall if would have made ice cream this morning instead of using a new machine you weren’t supposed to be using I would’ve been in the computer room to prevent Mr. Walton from hosing down my CPU!!!!!”
“Well Miss Kendall if would have made ice cream this morning instead of using a new machine you weren’t supposed to be using I would’ve been in the computer room to prevent Mr. Walton from hosing down my CPU!!!!!”
Fast & Jelly are at it again. This time they face the evil fast clickers. Can fast be faster? Is Jelly too slow to turn them into jelly? Find out this week on Fast & Jelly! --> Penguin
"update your signature, Paperclip's term ended ages ago" -Swah
Happy now?
Ice Fishing where Tom is harassing Eugene. "Here fishy fishy! Time for din-din!" Had to cut it off at work because I lost my composure.
I haven't seen you in a ........ day! Connie from Poor Loser.
I'm Monty Whittaker's greatest fan. member of the K.R.E
"I have a fear of dieting, it makes me hungry." - Wooton Bassett, Do or Diet.
I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us - Romans 8:18
It’s not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better. – Tony Stark
It’s not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better. – Tony Stark
There's a cule! What that's my shoe
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Mr. Clever
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- Location: Gravity Falls
- Contact:
Connie- "Hey Bernard do you want some water?"
Bernard- "No thanks Connie."
Connie- "But Bernard you get water every time?"
Bernard- "Well not today."
Connie- "Well uh, Bernard I want to talk to you I haven't seen you in like a day!"
Bernard to Eugene- "Sorry Eugene, I have to go talk to Connie. She has a crush on me or something."
That was from the episode "Poor Loser".
Bernard- "No thanks Connie."
Connie- "But Bernard you get water every time?"
Bernard- "Well not today."
Connie- "Well uh, Bernard I want to talk to you I haven't seen you in like a day!"
Bernard to Eugene- "Sorry Eugene, I have to go talk to Connie. She has a crush on me or something."
That was from the episode "Poor Loser".
“We all change. When you think about it, we’re all different people, all through our lives. And that’s okay, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this, not one day. I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.” - Matt Smith
Connie- Here's you change Bernard don't spend it all in one place
Bernard- Do you even know what that means?
Connie- I have no idea
Bernard- Then why do you say it?
Connie- I have no idea
Bernard- Do you even know what that means?
Connie- I have no idea
Bernard- Then why do you say it?
Connie- I have no idea
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Scientific Guy
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- Location: On AIOWiki
- Contact:
“[Whit,] do you ever have the desire to . . . I don’t know . . . eat dirt?”
“What.”
—Between the Lines, Part 1
“What.”
—Between the Lines, Part 1
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER!!!!!!TheDoctor wrote:Connie- "Hey Bernard do you want some water?"
Bernard- "No thanks Connie."
Connie- "But Bernard you get water every time?"
Bernard- "Well not today."
Connie- "Well uh, Bernard I want to talk to you I haven't seen you in like a day!"
Bernard to Eugene- "Sorry Eugene, I have to go talk to Connie. She has a crush on me or something."
That was from the episode "Poor Loser".
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Eugene: “Well, I’m sorry, Mr. Walton, but I’m having some trouble gaining intellectual stimulation from watching miles and miles of corn pass before my eyes.”
Bernard: “. . . Here, let’s play 20 Questions, that’ll make the time go fast!”
E: “20 Questions?”
B: “Sure! Oh– okay, I- I’m thinking of a . . . thing. You got twenty questions to figure out what it is.”
E: “Is it corn?”
<silence>
B: “I don’t wanna play anymore.”
—“Second Thoughts”
Bernard: “. . . Here, let’s play 20 Questions, that’ll make the time go fast!”
E: “20 Questions?”
B: “Sure! Oh– okay, I- I’m thinking of a . . . thing. You got twenty questions to figure out what it is.”
E: “Is it corn?”
<silence>
B: “I don’t wanna play anymore.”
—“Second Thoughts”
Cal: "So you think he's a secret agent?"
Alex: "Eugene Melstner? I don't think so. Secret agents wear sunglasses and drive around in cool cars. Eugene wears coke bottle glasses and rides around on a bike."
- "Red Herring"
Connie (after Eugene gives her some advice): "I don't want to hear it you... you... YOU YOU!"
Bart Rathbone: "Boy, you really put your foot in it that time. Is she always that snippy?"
Eugene: "You have no idea."
- "The One about Trust"
Sarah Prachett: "Look, Mr. Whittaker! I pierced my own ears, just like you said!"
Whit: "Oh! Very good, Sarah! Your parents will be so proud!"
- "I Slap Floor"
"Eugene, you're about as much fun as a root canal." - Bernard Walton in "The Fifth House on the Left"
Alex: "Eugene Melstner? I don't think so. Secret agents wear sunglasses and drive around in cool cars. Eugene wears coke bottle glasses and rides around on a bike."
- "Red Herring"
Connie (after Eugene gives her some advice): "I don't want to hear it you... you... YOU YOU!"
Bart Rathbone: "Boy, you really put your foot in it that time. Is she always that snippy?"
Eugene: "You have no idea."
- "The One about Trust"
Sarah Prachett: "Look, Mr. Whittaker! I pierced my own ears, just like you said!"
Whit: "Oh! Very good, Sarah! Your parents will be so proud!"
- "I Slap Floor"
"Eugene, you're about as much fun as a root canal." - Bernard Walton in "The Fifth House on the Left"