Say What?

[Pound Foolish]

What is this? Read on.

"Ah yes, Connie. But you are forgetting the basic premise of my theory. You see, mathematically speaking, in the realm of quantum mechanics..."~Wooton

"Connie and Eugene, you two don't argue enough."~Whit

"Eugene, you're so smart."~Connie

"Romance is so boring."~Connie

"That Barrett. What a guy."~Jay

"Jared! So good to see you."~Liz

"Hi'yah, Dad." ~Rodney

"I am in such a good mood."~Bernard

"Money. Who needs it?"~Bart

"Jason, that was a very smart thing to do."~Jack

"You know, sometimes I think there are things more important than the workings of an eighties refrigerator."~Matthew

"Buh-URRRRP! Boy, I have great diaphragm control. Right, Mom?"~Mandy

"Thank you so much, Eugene, for this new iPad. The one I got two months ago is so outdated."~Tom

"My acting stinks."~Edwin Blackgaard

You take the talking up from here. Oh, and by the way, Emily stinks. <See what I did there?

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Yuck. Apples are so disgusting! -Tom

[GratiaDei]

"Katrina, let's watch a chick flick tonight." -Eugene

[The Old Judge]

"Hi, Whit. No, I'm not on business. Give me an ice cream soda." ---Margaret Faye

"This is Cryin' Bryan Dern here, and today at KODY we're gonna get in a positive mood by broadcasting you the Happy Smilers convention LIVE from the Timothy Center." ---Cryin' Bryan Dern

[I <3 Wooton]

"I hate Penny"
"Licorice, yuck!" - Wooton

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

Ahhhh. You know, Eugene, we really need to spend more time together. ~ Tom Riley

[Liz'alike]

Hehe, good one PF!

"I really wish I didn't have to go to collage today."
"I really hate studying!"
-Eugene

[Nelson S.]

I just want to work all day today! -Curt Stevens

[Wakko]

"I'm giving away all the merchandise for free!" -Bart

[The Old Judge]

"It's all perfectly upfront, one dimensional. Nothing is hidden. We live in a safe and secure society, where no questions have to be asked." ---Jared DeWhite

"You know how it is. At first I enjoyed my job, but after several years, it just feels like you've been at it so long, there's no joy left. But the final straw came the day I realized, 'Hungarian babes aren't all they're cracked up to be.' So I jumped on that plane and got out of Budapest as quick as I could." ---Robert Mitchell

[Helios]

"Oh, let the joy be unconfined."--Emily Jones

(lol, Poundy, ma'am, that was some joke you made...I'm so blackmailing you with that...)

[Nelson S.]

"I'm sure it's just a coincidence." -John Avery Whittaker

[Liz'alike]

"Jay, I think you are a young man with great character! Do you want a job here?" -John Whittaker

[Pound Foolish]

Which joke, sir?

"I will marry you, with my heart and soul, Jason!"~Connie

(Aren't we having fun, Liz?)

[Mara]

"I'm kinda sick of video games." ~Barrett Jones

[Liz'alike]

Actually, PF, I believe it would be:
"Jason, are you kidding me? I think you're ugly and stink! Why would I marry you?" -Connie

Nice try though, you stinker!

[Helios]

Your joke about Emily stinking, ma'am.

[Bethany Shepard]

"I can't get enough of raspberry soda!!" -Connie
OH! Even better!
"I'm totally not a irritating, whine bag!" -Mandy
I love that one. Brings a tear to my eye!

[The Old Judge]

I take it you do not like Mandy.

"Connie, this needs to be passed on, so here are the papers. You are now the heir of the Whittaker secret recipe for Raspberry Ripple ice cream." ---Jason Whittaker

[Bethany Shepard]

Can't stand her. How could you tell?

"I couldn't wait to get out of college! You know dude?" -Eugene