The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Whittifer]

The third castle looks like a face. That's amazing!

[Metal15]

You.... are about.... to get.... THE DEATH GLARE.

How terrifying.

[Rosy]

True, but most of them are younger than us, which means they'll be easier to seduce.

Yeah...suuuurrree. You try any of that "seducing" on me, and I'll hit you upside the head with a frying pan.

Not only did they condone murder, they practiced it when they killed Whittifer by monkeys. That is a planned killing, so all of the ERKers should be charged as willing participants in a first-degree murder.

Uh-huh...On that case, so could you KREers be charged with multiple attempted murders, as well.

Nobody likes you? That's what you get for liking Emily.

Oh, just because you don't like us, doesn't mean no one does. All the ERkers are very close. =)

There is no real need to protest our ways

Heh. Funny.

Reasons to protest ERK ways:

She is the best and the rest are just FOOLS!

Death to EmilyHaters!

Death to Whittifer!

DEATH BY MONKEYS!!!

so we ERKers can KO those Kruel Krud-heads.

There should be a ledger to sign... One that signs you into ERK... And if you ever break it, it's death by monkeys!

PF is gonna murder you when he finds out.

Don't kill her! Just...Torture...

Drop Death-by-Monkeys-bombs on them.

*Draws sword and whacks GG upside the head with the handle*

Look at this. ERKers condoning murder. Torture. And Monkey...Torture. All that is a big ol' mess of UN-COOLNESS. What would Emily say... Probably nothing good.

Oh, my dear, dear little Metal friend. You are so hilarious...
But as I have pointed out many, many times before, most of these are posted by PF, the most extreme Emilyist ever. And also possibly the most sarcastic person, as well.

To be honest, I'm kinda tired of all this. I miss the old days when ERK vs. ESK was fun, goodnatured jesting and such. But ever since CT left and Metal took over, it's gone down the tubes. No more jokes between the clubs, no more fun debating Emily. Just "EMILYISEVIL!!!!!ERKISEVIL!!!!!EEEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! ERKers are such horrible, horrible people! They're soooooooo mean and dramatic and immature! "
Come on, guys. You are taking this all waaayyy to seriously then you need too. Trying to get the mods to ban the ERKers, because of some joke that happened Idon'tknowhowmany months ago? *sigh*

[Metal15]

Yeah...suuuurrree. You try any of that "seducing" on me, and I'll hit you upside the head with a frying pan.

You'd try your best.

Uh-huh...On that case, so could you KREers be charged with multiple attempted murders, as well.

There's a difference between murder and killing in self defense.

Oh, my dear, dear little Metal friend. You are so hilarious...

Thanx.

But as I have pointed out many, many times before

Nope.

most of these are posted by PF

Also nope. Some are Liz. And you.

To be honest, I'm kinda tired of all this. I miss the old days when ERK vs. ESK was fun, goodnatured jesting and such.

I don't remember it ever being that way. Even before I joined it was never that way.

But ever since CT left and Metal took over,

I took over yesterday.

EMILYISEVIL!!!!!ERKISEVIL!!!!!EEEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

That's a lot of capital letters and exclamation points.

Come on, guys. You are taking this all waaayyy to seriously then you need too. Trying to get the mods to ban the ERKers, because of some joke that happened Idon'tknowhowmany months ago? *sigh*

You think murder's a JOKE??? O_O *Eye twitches* Now that's just...just...something.

[Rosy]

*shakes head*
Yeah, so I posted some of it. BIG DEAL.
Not to you, it wasn't, because you're still looking at it all the wrong way. Sorry, but I can't help you there. Yes, you officially took over yesterday, but you've kinda been in charge for a while now, since CT left.
>__> You didn't really understand what I said at all, did you...*sigh* Did we really kill Whittifer? No. In real life, would we ever kill anyone? No. I'd try and help you understand, but for someone who plays video games called "Boxhead: The Zombie Apocalypse", you seem to have a weird understand of reality and fake.

[Agent 86]

How about here:

http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/

I don't know which one... :S

[Helios]

I would suggest to any ERKer crazy enough to attack Metal...that they are going to get a mouthful of something very unpleasant. That, and I planted booby-trap explosives all around the base of our new castle. Just thought I'd give you something to look forward to.

(PS, Metal, I thought I voted on the castle...? But if not, then the third one!)

BTW, underseasie, I have never killed anyone in real life.

Yet.

[Metal15]

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Yeah, so I posted some of it. BIG DEAL. :roll:

Mmhmmm. Death is BIG deal.

Not to you, it wasn't, because you're still looking at it all the wrong way.

Oh really. Actually, I DO think there's a difference between murder and killing in self defense. We never murdered or killed in self defense, although killing in self defense is something I'm sure we came close to. But you guys outright killed somebody. Un-cool.

Sorry, but I can't help you there.

I don't need your help.

Yes, you officially took over yesterday, but you've kinda been in charge for a while now, since CT left.

No I haven't. Trust me, I typically know what I do from day to day.

>__> You didn't really understand what I said at all, did you...*sigh*

Fortunately I speak and understand fluent english, so yes.

I'd try and help you understand, but for someone who plays video games called "Boxhead: The Zombie Apocalypse", you seem to have a weird understand of reality and fake.

And there you go being insulting. Typical ERK jabber. I could say the same thing about things that interest you(but I won't) so that's a "pot-calling-the-kettle-black" again. But I wanted to spend time with my bros and record us playing a game that they really liked. If you're against that, then whatever, I guess. XD. Also, when you type a sentence please go over it and make sure it makes sense before you click "submit"--> "you seem to have a weird understand of reality and fake."

[shnoodlec.]

Guys, can we please stop this whole thing? The whole bad-mouthing the other Klub?

[Metal15]

Guys, can we please stop this whole thing? The whole bad-mouthing the other Klub?

I'll stay out of the ERK thread(for now) if the ERKers will stay out of the KRE thread(for now).

[shnoodlec.]

We can't even look? I won't pick a fight. I PROMISE.

[Metal15]

We can't even look? I won't pick a fight. I PROMISE.

Alright, you can look.

[Rosy]

Sorry, I was in a hurry and couldn't think of how else to put that last part. I wasn't bashing you playing anything, I was simply commenting on it. I wasn't against you playing it.
I really don't see how I was being insulting.

I would suggest to any ERKer crazy enough to attack Metal...that they are going to get a mouthful of something very unpleasant. That, and I planted booby-trap explosives all around the base of our new castle. Just thought I'd give you something to look forward to.

BTW, underseasie, I have never killed anyone in real life.

Good thing I'm not anywhere near the castle. ^-^ ....Not sure what you mean by the "attacking Metal" part, if you're referring to my frying pan joke, then that would be self defense on my part.
I never said you did...

Well, I'll still be looking in here, even if you don't want me around.

[Metal15]

I wasn't bashing you playing anything, I was simply commenting on it. I wasn't against you playing it.
I really don't see how I was being insulting.

I don't have a "weird sense of reality" just so you know.

-- Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:36 pm --

The second and third castles are tied, vote-wise, anyone else have a say? If so, speak up.

[Rosy]

Okay, sorry, maybe I was too harsh. But jokingly sendings barrel of monkeys after someone doesn't seem like such a grievous thing to me as you were making it out it to be

[Metal15]

Okay, sorry, maybe I was too harsh. But jokingly sendings barrel of monkeys after someone doesn't seem like such a grievous thing to me as you were making it out it to be

Have you ever been hit by a barrel full of monkeys fired by the ERK? o_O No? Trust me, it hurts. XD

[Helios]

Metal, YOU'VE been hit with a barrel of monkeys? Man, Vice Presidents take all the damage...

Now I'm feeling worried about my own safety.

And underseasie, IT WAS A THREAT. I haven't killed anyone. But don't think I WON'T kill anyone.

In that completely unrealistic sense, of course.

And in the ununrealistic sense...

Oh, and anyone who needs a frying pan to defend themselves from Metal...is a sorry person indeed. Just sayin'.

[Whittifer]

Actually, I think I'm the only one who has been "killed" by a barrel of monkeys, and I'm perfectly fine.

[The Old Judge]

Except for that little matter of vanishing from the board for multiple months....

[Rosy]

Why would my own klub set monkeys after me? Besides, if you'll go back and read, it didn't go exactly as planned and the monkeys attacked me too.

Umm...thanks for the warning? Helios...I guess....0.o

See, Whittifer here is okay, and nothing to worry about. *pats Whittifer on the head*
BTW, this is the 1000th post on the KRE. Just sayin.