The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Rosy]

Oh, and that little remark about junior-high mentality? Really?

Yes, really. You are a junior-higher, are you not?

Nope, I'm not. =) And, if you really think about it, both clubs are basically "making a mountain out of a molehill" with the whole Emily Rules/Stinks! thing.

[The Old Judge]

First off, being 14 (if I remember correctly) would make you say, 8th grade. Which would fall in the junior-high category of 7th-9th grades.

Also, "Emily Stinks" was more the anthem of our previous incarnation, the ESK. The KRE is of the persuasion that "the ERK Stinks" than anything else. This current organization arose because of the need to protest your ways.

[Rosy]

Sorry, but where I come from, 9th grade (which I am in) is, in fact, high school. And besides, I'm getting pretty close to 15 now, anyways. (And even if I was in middle school, I'd still resent the going overboard thing. I'm nothing like any other teen girls I know, especially in that regard. I may jokingly be dramatic from time to time, but it's just that..a joke.)

Yes, your theme has changed a bit, but the basic founding of your klub(s) has not. Emily stinks, people who like Emily stink, blahblahblah. It's still "making a mountain out of a molehill" as you so put it. There is no real need to protest our ways, but you have founded an entire klub (the mountain) out of the idea that we shouldn't be fans of Emily (the molehill).

[Helios]

Metal will not only take control of the castle.

He'll blow it sky-high.

Door Within, anyone?

Lol, nah. XD I may locate a different home-base, though.

Door...Within...? O_o

A certain castle in the Door Within gets blown sky-high when the bad guys dump a bunch of pitch and tar into the moat and set it on fire.

I love that part....

[Metal15]

Metal will not only take control of the castle.

He'll blow it sky-high.

Door Within, anyone?

Lol, nah. XD I may locate a different home-base, though.

Door...Within...? O_o

A certain castle in the Door Within gets blown sky-high when the bad guys dump a bunch of pitch and tar into the moat and set it on fire.

I love that part....

Door...Within...? O_o

[Helios]

*sigh*

It's a book by Wayne Thomas Batson. Seriously, take your earbuds out and go find a book to read.

LOL!!!

[GratiaDei]

Sorry, but where I come from, 9th grade (which I am in) is, in fact, high school. And besides, I'm getting pretty close to 15 now, anyways. (And even if I was in middle school, I'd still resent the going overboard thing. I'm nothing like any other teen girls I know, especially in that regard. I may jokingly be dramatic from time to time, but it's just that..a joke.)

Yes, your theme has changed a bit, but the basic founding of your klub(s) has not. Emily stinks, people who like Emily stink, blahblahblah. It's still "making a mountain out of a molehill" as you so put it. There is no real need to protest our ways, but you have founded an entire klub (the mountain) out of the idea that we shouldn't be fans of Emily (the molehill).

You took the words right out of my mouth. Hey, we're pretty close in age!

[Metal15]

There is no real need to protest our ways

Heh. Funny.

Reasons to protest ERK ways:

She is the best and the rest are just FOOLS!

Death to EmilyHaters!

Death to Whittifer!

DEATH BY MONKEYS!!!

so we ERKers can KO those Kruel Krud-heads.

There should be a ledger to sign... One that signs you into ERK... And if you ever break it, it's death by monkeys!

PF is gonna murder you when he finds out.

Don't kill her! Just...Torture...

Drop Death-by-Monkeys-bombs on them.

*Draws sword and whacks GG upside the head with the handle*

Look at this. ERKers condoning murder. Torture. And Monkey...Torture. All that is a big ol' mess of UN-COOLNESS. What would Emily say... Probably nothing good.

-- Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:19 pm --

*sigh*

It's a book by Wayne Thomas Batson. Seriously, take your earbuds out and go find a book to read.

LOL!!!

I see. Never heard of him.

[Whittifer]

People just aren't very nice to me... I think I'll go eat some worms...

[Metal15]

People just aren't very nice to me... I think I'll go eat some worms...

Ew, don't do that. O_O

[shnoodlec.]

People just aren't very nice to me... I think I'll go eat some worms...

It's:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll eat some worms.
*Ahem* Yeah.

[Helios]

Metal, you are surely in the land among the gods.

And I mean that in the nicest possible sense, of course.

Did I see Emily-lovers condoning....MURDER???

I knew I liked those guys. In that completely I-can-kick-rear-better-than-you way, of course.

They shoulda seen what I had to say about ninjas...

And...Poundy is an Emily-lover?

Great. Wonderful.

Now I know who my silent murderer-by-night will be.

LOL

[The Old Judge]

Not only did they condone murder, they practiced it when they killed Whittifer by monkeys. That is a planned killing, so all of the ERKers should be charged as willing participants in a first-degree murder.

[Whittifer]

People just aren't very nice to me... I think I'll go eat some worms...

It's:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll eat some worms.
*Ahem* Yeah.

Excuse me, but I knew that.
Nobody likes you? That's what you get for liking Emily.

[Helios]

Not only did they condone murder, they practiced it when they killed Whittifer by monkeys. That is a planned killing, so all of the ERKers should be charged as willing participants in a first-degree murder.

WHITTIFER WAS KILLED BY MONKEYS??? *great shock and horror*

But I rather got the impression that there are more ERKers than there are KREers. Wouldn't we be at rather a disadvantage, militarily speaking, to enforce justice?

[Metal15]

Metal, you are surely in the land among the gods.

And I mean that in the nicest possible sense, of course.

Did I see Emily-lovers condoning....MURDER???

I knew I liked those guys. In that completely I-can-kick-rear-better-than-you way, of course.

They shoulda seen what I had to say about ninjas...

And...Poundy is an Emily-lover?

Great. Wonderful.

Now I know who my silent murderer-by-night will be.

LOL

Yep. The sad truth.

WHITTIFER WAS KILLED BY MONKEYS??? *great shock and horror*

Yep. This is gonna be included in my ERK war novel I'm writing. Justice will be done.

But I rather got the impression that there are more ERKers than there are KREers. Wouldn't we be at rather a disadvantage, militarily speaking, to enforce justice?

True, but most of them are younger than us, which means they'll be easier to seduce.

Not only did they condone murder, they practiced it when they killed Whittifer by monkeys. That is a planned killing, so all of the ERKers should be charged as willing participants in a first-degree murder.

Agreed completely.

[shnoodlec.]

Poundy is an Emily-lover?

Actually, he FORMED the ERK. So, yes, he is an Emily-lover.

[Helios]

Eeek! I have made friends with an Emily-lover! *scrubs profusely with Dove soap to remove the infection of Emily's lover....oh dude that sounds weird*

Metal, how can it be sad to be among the gods? LOL

Seduce? Hmm...and what military strategy would this entail? I'm not only well-versed in multiple kinds of explosives, I am also a master strategist (to a certain extent ).

Is there any chance of us court-martialing the ERKers? Because I think we could get a fairly decent "jury of one's peers" going here. Except...ooooo...Arkan was on a jury once, but he's Poundy's brother.

Hmm...I must resort to Protestant plotting here....

[Metal15]

Metal, how can it be sad to be among the gods? LOL

Oops, I missed that. Well, I'm not one who believes in "gods".

Seduce? Hmm...and what military strategy would this entail?

That'll depend on my mood. XD

Is there any chance of us court-martialing the ERKers?

If we had every admin and mod on our side I would think that such a thing might be possible. I dunno. Something to think about, I guess...

[The Old Judge]

We have me, TS, and GG. Nelson is neutral, so we could persuade him your cause. In retrospect, this is entirely possible.