The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Samantha14]

*Slides on light ray back to top.*

*Back flips back to Metal*

You aren't going to get rid of me that easily, slick.

*takes Sam's sword and breaks it into two pieces over his knee and drops the two pieces off the wall*

okay Sam, we're trying to get ready for the Emily-lover attack, so if you'll excuse us...

-.- Hi can't be broken. Even when seemingly "Broken". *Watches sword return form*

You guys are sad...

[Metal15]

*Slides on light ray back to top.*

*Back flips back to Metal*

You aren't going to get rid of me that easily, slick.

*takes Sam's sword and breaks it into two pieces over his knee and drops the two pieces off the wall*

okay Sam, we're trying to get ready for the Emily-lover attack, so if you'll excuse us...

-.- Hi can't be broken. Even when seemingly "Broken". *Watches sword return form*

You guys are sad...

*breaks sword again and throws it off the wall*

Hi CAN be broken...

[Rosy]

*whistles toward the vast woods* *three magic carpets come soaring through the air, then line up to be boarded*
Here you go! Oh, they're made of bulletproof fabric, by the way..
And Metal, you broke a sword of light over your knee? Wouldn't that like, cut off your knee and hands?

[Samantha14]

*takes Sam's sword and breaks it into two pieces over his knee and drops the two pieces off the wall*

okay Sam, we're trying to get ready for the Emily-lover attack, so if you'll excuse us...

-.- Hi can't be broken. Even when seemingly "Broken". *Watches sword return form*

You guys are sad...

*breaks sword again and throws it off the wall*

Hi CAN be broken...

No... It can't... It would ruin the entire story of it's existence. *Watches it form yet again in her hand*

Really?

[Metal15]

*whistles toward the vast woods* *three magic carpets come soaring through the air, then line up to be boarded*
Here you go! Oh, they're made of bulletproof fabric, by the way..

Good thing X-Wing fighters don't use bullets.

And Metal, you broke a sword of light over your knee? Wouldn't that like, cut off your knee and hands?

Nah, broke it with the flat of the blade against my knee.

[Liz'alike]

Thanks Rosy! That's perfect!

*All of a sudden Lexi remembers a force of soldiers that were once close friends.* I'll be right there, Rosy! I just remember someone who can help us!
*Lexi pulls out her cell phone, quickly dialing the number she has memorized by heart.*
Hey Tommy!... Not that great actually... We need your help... Can you and the six get here asap?... With a troop of armed warriors?... Great! Thanks! *Lexi hangs up her phone, a huge grin spreading over her face.*
You'll be sorry ESK! You'll be sorry! *Lexi climbs onto her magic carpet, lightsaber in hand.*

[Metal15]

No... It can't... It would ruin the entire story of it's existence. *Watches it form yet again in her hand*

Really?

*breaks it over his knee again*

Yes, really, if it couldn't be broken then this story would be boring as the dickens.

(PS, GG wants to know why you think she's a traitor)

[Doll]

You'll be sorry ESK! You'll be sorry! *Lexi climbs onto her magic carpet, lightsaber in hand.*

Uh... none of us are members of the ESK... TS is the only one who is a member of any Emily klubs at the moment, and that's the TEHC...

Also, heh, just for the record... Being a traitor can result in death. Just saying.

How am I a traitor? I didn't stab any of you in the back, but made my exit peacefully and with good intentions.

And Sam, you didn't answer my question.

[Rosy]

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And Metal, you broke a sword of light over your knee? Wouldn't that like, cut off your knee and hands?

Nah, broke it with the flat of the blade against my knee.

Sword of light? Seems almost like trying to break a lightsabers blade over your knee...

[Metal15]

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And Metal, you broke a sword of light over your knee? Wouldn't that like, cut off your knee and hands?

Nah, broke it with the flat of the blade against my knee.

Sword of light? Seems almost like trying to break a lightsabers blade over your knee...

I haven't read the book, is it a lightsaber?

[Liz'alike]

Whatever! You are all haters, does it really matter?!
*Gazes into the horizon, anticipating the arrival of her friends any moment.*

[Metal15]

Whatever! You are all haters, does it really matter?!
*Gazes into the horizon, anticipating the arrival of her friends any moment.*

I actually don't hate anyone.

[Doll]

Whatever! You are all haters, does it really matter?!
*Gazes into the horizon, anticipating the arrival of her friends any moment.*

I actually don't hate anyone.

Ditto what he said.

I still don't understand why you guys feel you have to do this.

[Liz'alike]

I believe we've been over this too. You're either for or against! If you aren't for, then your against you evil people! EVIL!

[Metal15]

I believe we've been over this too. You're either for or against! If you aren't for, then your against you evil people! EVIL!

I am against her. I just don't hate her.

[Liz'alike]

You admit that you're against! So you hate her!
And might I ask who it was that insinuated that they were hanging Emily??? HMMMMM???

[Metal15]

You admit that you're against! So you hate her!
And might I ask who it was that insinuated that they were hanging Emily??? HMMMMM???

I don't hate her.

It was me. But I didn't really hang her, that was a joke.

[Tea Ess]

*runs into the castle* I'm here! Sorry, my travels were delayed by certain individuals.

Before we start real battle, let's have a discussion in the front lawn. We bring no arms, you bring no arms.

First, you have no need for your "defense". We are not attacking you. We have fled to our castle to avoid unfair punishment and even death, so that we can listen to Odyssey in freedom, without being brainwashed by others. You have chosen to pursue us. We are the ones who have need of defense.

Second, we have done nothing to warrant this ill treatment. We are not, as you say, "Emily Haters". These "Emily Haters", as you say, are primarily free thinkers and philosophers. They rarely dictate certain beliefs to others. They do not hate Emily, they resist Emily-worship.

Thirdly, should you persist in this madness, we will have no choice but to unleash our full force upon your guilty heads. Wren and I have not been idle in these past months. We have spent hours planning and preparing, at our castle should be strong and impregnable, able to withstand any attack. We have created vast stores of money, which we would spill out entirely if we could but preserve our freedom to view Emily as we see fit. We have enough guards in our service to wipe out the entire ERK, should it be necessary. We have friends across the country, and around the world, who would willingly throw their lives into our cause, not because we tell them to, but because they desire the same freedom. You have suppressed free thinking for months. We will release it. You have kept the board in darkness. We will bring light. You now threaten war against the last free thinkers of the board. We will stop you.

It would be utter folly for you to being war to the board. You are condemning yourselves.

The time of the FCDs has arrived. Fellow Consipirator and Delegate

General Notes Here

Please, let's try to be somewhat realistic. A certain amount of fantasy is great, but it's not fun when both sides pretend as if they drop a bomb on the other side and won in a second. Let this go on for a while. Don't rush it.

Liz, do you really think it could be that simple? We spent much time planning the location for the castle. The local, and even federal government are on our side (Scotland). Ere are no endangered species here.

Metal, many thanks for your help. I admire your bravery in giving yourself into our cause.

[Metal15]

*claps*

Thanx, TS, for the wise and insightful speech. And I agree *cough* I AM brave...(JK)

[Rosy]

Humph. What you're saying makes sense, but you act as if your side did nothing to make us want to attack you. Not true, what of throwing me in the dungeon when I came to get my own property from your castle? What of throwing Sammy of the castle wall? If it's so wrong for us to defend our beliefs and think you're wrong, then why do you taunt ours? If all you want is to live in peace, then why do you egg us on?