The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Metal15]

*works on the defense preparations for the castle*

Okay, we're gonna need machine guns..., lots of soldiers... , maybe some dudes with chainsaws?

How's that sound, GG?

[Liz'alike]

...
*yells up to the castle.*
I don't want any of your smoothie, GG. You can keep that witches brew to yourself, thank you very much *turns up nose.*
Have you ever considered, my dear GG, that this disgusting green concoction that Mr. TS gave you might be the brain washing element?? Huh? And that you guys are the one in the cult?! Not us!
Granted, PF might be a little loopy and excesive sometimes...

Emily, Emily, we bow before thee...

Even I don't agree with that part

But Emily is not and will never be evil! She is a character of character. She is relatable and amazing!
What did TS tell you that made you want to join the other side? Or is it just because he gave you his evil brew that you turned to that side???

[Rosy]

Wahh..my own sister...a thief! Alas, I have a way to shut off the lightsaber, but I don't know if it will work again afterwards...

In other news, it appears we have a new, unlikely member of the ERK:

Green shirt, green tutu...(from Emily's mysteries in Clubhouse )

[Doll]

How's that sound, GG?

Looking good, Met! Any idea how to work a lightsaber?

Have you ever considered, my dear GG, that this disgusting green concoction that Mr. TS gave you might be the brain washing element?? Huh? And that you guys are the one in the cult?! Not us!
What did TS tell you that made you want to join the other side? Or is it just because he gave you his evil brew that you turned to that side???

Whaaaa? First off, the smoothie is quite yummy, and full fruits and vegetables. And TS? Brainwash me? Why on EARTH would he do such a terrible thing? I've always waved between TS' and PF's sides, but after discussing things thoroughly with TS, I know that he is right about Emily.

Wahh..my own sister...a thief!

Its called....borrowing..... and technically, I haven't even removed it from the castle...

[Metal15]

How's that sound, GG?

Looking good, Met! Any idea how to work a lightsaber?

What..? You kidding??? *takes the lightsaber and strikes a pose* They used to call me Jedi Master Metal, back in the Clone wars! *Swings around clumsily cutting things in half* oops...

[Rosy]

Wahh..my own sister...a thief!

Its called....borrowing..... and technically, I haven't even removed it from the castle...

Borrowing without asking: Stealing
And besides, you also probably intend to use it against me, therefore, I wouldn't have allowed you to "borrow" it if I had the choice. Stealing. Also, do you intend to return it, in the same condition it was in? If not, Stealing.

[Doll]

Borrowing without asking: Stealing
And besides, you also probably intend to use it against me, therefore, I wouldn't have allowed you to "borrow" it if I had the choice. Stealing. Also, do you intend to return it, in the same condition it was in? If not, Stealing.

Oh, then I guess I'll remember that next time you borrow my doll's hairbrush without asking... or my water spritzers... or bobby pins or elastics....

The only thing that the lightsaber has been used for is destroying a tapestry, 2 wooden chairs, an antique table that was given to me by my good friends the Drama King and Queen, and a vase given to me by the Ant-Drama King and Queen. *glares sternly at Metal*

So, you borrow a CD from your friend, and while you're holding it, she decides to try to tickle you, and as a defense, you whack her with it and it gets broken. That qualifies as stealing?

Annnnd, if we are talking about legal precedents, how legal is it to attack someone's castle to drag them out so you can give them death by monkeys? And you're all trespassing on our legal property as we speak. You'd better watch out, those archers are getting anxious...

[Liz'alike]

Have you ever considered, my dear GG, that this disgusting green concoction that Mr. TS gave you might be the brain washing element?? Huh? And that you guys are the one in the cult?! Not us!
What did TS tell you that made you want to join the other side? Or is it just because he gave you his evil brew that you turned to that side???

Whaaaa? First off, the smoothie is quite yummy, and full fruits and vegetables. And TS? Brainwash me? Why on EARTH would he do such a terrible thing? I've always waved between TS' and PF's sides, but after discussing things thoroughly with TS, I know that he is right about Emily.

I don't buy it for a second! He says it nutritious and full of veggies and fruits... But who's to say he didn't slip in some brain washing element?!
And did you have your 'discussion' before or after the smoothie??? Huh???
And what exactly did TS say about Emily that made you turn to the dark side??

Annnnd, if we are talking about legal precedents, how legal is it to attack someone's castle to drag them out so you can give them death by monkeys? And you're all trespassing on our legal property as we speak. You'd better watch out, those archers are getting anxious...

*Mumbles* Property my foot.
If you look closely *points at the ground* you will notice that we are one the just outside of your property line! So there

[Metal15]

The only thing that the lightsaber has been used for is destroying a tapestry, 2 wooden chairs, an antique table that was given to me by my good friends the Drama King and Queen, and a vase given to me by the Ant-Drama King and Queen. *glares sternly at Metal*

er...apparently I'm a tad rusty...But HEY, you can *cough* replace those things, right?

[Doll]

I don't buy it for a second! He says it nutritious and full of veggies and fruits... But who's to say he didn't slip in some brain washing element?!
And did you have your 'discussion' before or after the smoothie??? Huh???
And what exactly did TS say about Emily that made you turn to the dark side??

We've been discussing Emily for quite a while. Since we began dating, in fact. And he didn't start giving me the scrumptious smoothies until about 3 weeks ago. Mainly, we discussed Emily's faults.

*Mumbles* Property my foot.
If you look closely *points at the ground* you will notice that we are one the just outside of your property line! So there

Well, yesterday, that was true, but TS just got off the phone with a real estate agent, and we now legally own all the property you are all standing on. In fact, we own up until that line of trees waaaaaaaay over there.

The only thing that the lightsaber has been used for is destroying a tapestry, 2 wooden chairs, an antique table that was given to me by my good friends the Drama King and Queen, and a vase given to me by the Ant-Drama King and Queen. *glares sternly at Metal*

er...apparently I'm a tad rusty...But HEY, you can *cough* replace those things, right?

You did read the word antique, right? And yes, I can replace them, but I actually think you are going to.

[Liz'alike]

If you notice in this overview of your property the the entire estate is consumed by trees. So define "That line of trees waaaaaaaay over there" is inconclusive. And unless you can show me legal proof of your ownership and a surveyed report of your property line, I don't believe you. So there

[Metal15]

You did read the word antique, right? And yes, I can replace them, but I actually think you are going to.

Aw man...How about a new car instead...

[Doll]

If you notice in this overview of your property the the entire estate is consumed by trees. So define "That line of trees waaaaaaaay over there" is inconclusive. And unless you can show me legal proof of your ownership and a surveyed report of your property line, I don't believe you. So there

/me attaches a copy of the deed of the property, and a survey report, and a detailed map of the premises to an arrow and shoots it near Liz.

There you go.

You did read the word antique, right? And yes, I can replace them, but I actually think you are going to.

Aw man...How about a new car instead...

Do I get to pick what kind of car?

[Metal15]

Do I get to pick what kind of car?

yea, I'll give you a few choices of cars that I can afford...

<- that one's got you and TS in it...

[Rosy]

Annnnd, if we are talking about legal precedents, how legal is it to attack someone's castle to drag them out so you can give them death by monkeys? And you're all trespassing on our legal property as we speak. You'd better watch out, those archers are getting anxious...

Sure...
*me sighs, walks over to computer, and pulls up file Emergency Lightsaber Shutdown*
*clicks begin*
*lightsaber flickers, then turns off completely*

[Metal15]

*looks at deactivated lightsaber* Uh oh...

[Doll]

Do I get to pick what kind of car?

yea, I'll give you a few choices of cars that I can afford...

This:

is the car I want.

Sure...
*me sighs, walks over to computer, and pulls up file Emergency Lightsaber Shutdown*
*clicks begin*
*lightsaber flickers, then turns off completely*

Oh well, Met and I couldn't figure it out anyways. Though I could have asked TS.... Oh well.

[Metal15]

Do I get to pick what kind of car?

yea, I'll give you a few choices of cars that I can afford...

This:

is the car I want.

(So as not to be a wordless post)

[Pound Foolish]

Okay...
Here are the ways of battle selected:

1. March around the castle seven days blowing trumpets
2. Drop Death-by-Monkeys-bombs on them.
3. Surround them and sing "Pop Goes the Weasel" at the top of our lungs until she runs outside screaming

Okay, let's get this started.

[Doll]

*Orders ear plugs and bananas. Lots and lots of them*