The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Tea Ess]

Friends, we are gathered here to honor the memory of Whittifer, a dear comrade, who was killed tragically by monkeys. *rest of message*

Now, everyone say something nice about Whittifer. Then we will stop talking about this, and suddenly remember that she is, in fact, alive.

Ah, okay, John Henry. We will still go on with the memorial service as planned, however.

[John Henry]

Say, I know this - it's from a PM from Whittifer to me.

Well, I'm only inactive until I am needed.

[Tea Ess]

Excellent. Now say something nice about Whittifer so that we can move on with the service. (Then we can suddenly remember that she is alive.)

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

A murder is a murder. (:x )

Let it go... Let it go... CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!!!!!!! Let it goooooooo.....

[TigerShadow]

A murder is a murder. (:x )

Let it go... Let it go... CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!!!!!!! Let it goooooooo.....

NO.

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

A murder is a murder. (:x )

Let it go... Let it go... CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!!!!!!! Let it goooooooo.....

NO.

NO WHAT? I am confused

[TigerShadow]

Just...no Frozen. No. No Frozen, no "Let It Go", no request to engage in snowman-building activities, just...no. Please.

[John Henry]

1. A note concerning your "101 reasons why ERK is better" game: I confronted your reasons because I have read the game called "101 Reasons why the SS is better than the ToO".
2. Concerning Whittifer, she was a loyal fighter. She did not use harsh or mean jests (like some of us including me). Honorable to her gender, not a disgrace, PF. :
3. Sure, I wasn't around at that time even though I had known the Odyssey Scoop ever since 2011. However, I can read, and I can read how PF was excited about you kiilling Whittifer. (though You were reluctant to do it). Besides, just because it's an old thing doesn't mean it can't be brought up again. Have you never listened to "Buried Sin"?
4. Time to use your quotes to see how good and kind you are like this

Indeed, and a disgrace to her gender. She had vanished. I thought she was gone too... maybe permanently. An Emily Lover can dream, can't he?
There was a user named Capeng who popped up and disappeared. Then there's the even more oddly named Maradog. I think he or she has gone as well.
And, sadly, Vic has gone. Rats. Disappeared both from her site, and the CC, AND SS! Know why? We Emily Lovers are holding her hostage for all her bad-mouthing of Emily. She is now bound and gagged beneath my bed, and there is nothing anyone can do. Let it be a lesson to all you EmilyHaters.

Yes, you'll say it's from PF, and that he's just being sarcastic. But, I wonder what Vic or Whittifer saw this post. I don't think they'll be too happy about it. Like I come back, and find out I've been killed. *shivers*
5. Besides, I don't remember anything about shooting at pictures of you. I thought I was just doing normal shooting practice. (I take lying seriously so I may have been mistaken, but I am not lying) But, if it is true that it was Metal's purpose...hmmm...I'll consider this klub more...

[TigerShadow]

...You're taking this way too seriously. Not everyone thinks that these things are always Serious Business, and you shouldn't be surprised that people behave in a way that doesn't hold a rigid moral standard.

Matthew is my favorite posthumous character

That's post-hiatus. Posthumous means "after death"; usually this is referring to when an author's work is published after his or her death—for example, Copernicus's On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres was published posthumously.

[John Henry]

Taking it too seriously? People don't have to be rigid (I'm an extreme rarity). But, the way they talk is sometimes offensive - it included me one time, and I was banned twice. I'm surprised PF wasn't banned already. Is that PF's character? :think:
Oh, and thank you for revealing the word post-hiatus. I got confused between the 2 words.

The ERK members thought of a new plan. They recovered all their monkeys, and went to the KRE headquarters.

[TigerShadow]

It's not really offending anyone but you, though. :/

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

LET IT GO! You are making a big deal about something nobody but you cares about

[Rosy]

3. Sure, I wasn't around at that time even though I had known the Odyssey Scoop ever since 2011. However, I can read, and I can read how PF was excited about you kiilling Whittifer. (though You were reluctant to do it). Besides, just because it's an old thing doesn't mean it can't be brought up again. Have you never listened to "Buried Sin"?

Yes, I have. As a Christian are you not supposed to forgive people their transgressions instead of constantly shoving them in peoples faces?

5. Besides, I don't remember anything about shooting at pictures of you.

*Walks into the control room and hits a button, popping up a bunch of Emily targets*

*Pops up a few Pound Foolish targets*

These are twice as many points.

I'm not accusing you of lying, I'm just showing you the proof.

[John Henry]

Sounds like the old sarcasm. Besides, PF has Vic gagged (which is a very cruel thing to do). I do take things too seriously sometimes, but it's because I read the part where Metal accused you using your quotations. Also, about that time when it was found out that Whittifer was killed the person who mentioned it was not Metal, but the honorable Old Judge. Oh, and Tiger sorry, I didn't have time to finish that horrid story.

[TigerShadow]

What horrid story?

[Rosy]

Umm... okay?
I didn't understand any of that, but okay, I guess?

[Doll]

This whole thing just sounds confusing..

You seem to have conflicting views on the "old" and "new" forms of sarcasm..

Sarcasm is different from bullying, because it isn't meant to be true, it's satire, and people should understand it.

Bullying is being mean just to be mean, and having no other purpose, and not caring about others.

[Tea Ess]

Tiger, are you tired of Frozen? I wonder what Frozen would look like with Emily as Anna?

I added a new poll. Old poll results:

Game for a Mystery 10% [ 2 ]
When You’re Right, 5% [ 1 ]
Stage Fright 0% [ 0 ]
Square One 0% [ 0 ]
Emily, the Genius 15% [ 3 ]
Great Expectations 5% [ 1 ]
The Lost Riddle 5% [ 1 ]
Repent After Me 0% [ 0 ]
Big Trouble Under the Big Top 5% [ 1 ]
Something Old-New 1-2 10% [ 2 ]
The Green Ring Conspiracy 45% [ 9 ]

[TigerShadow]

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love Frozen! I have such fond memories of going to see it in theaters the day it came out with my friends—there was Panera hot chocolate involved. I'm just tired of how overexposed it is. Every time someone says the phrase "let it go" or a variant, someone chimes in with the chorus of "Let It Go." It was funny for a while, especially as an inside joke, but when it's June after the movie came out the previous November, it's just been too much. :/

[John Henry]

I noticed that ERK members are not only Emily-lovers, but MLP-lovers and Frozen-lovers. (Yet, they are KRE-haters, JK)