The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Metal15]

Okay, assignment number two.

*Points to a long stretch of muddy landscape with barbed wire and other obstacles throughout it's course*

Get to the other side. You never know when ERK might get you in a sticky situation where there's nowhere to go but through a bunch of obstacles like so.

[Blitz]

Sorry. Forgot about this. And you guys will be timed.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Let's try to catch up to the E.R.K. in the number of posts on the topic. It really annoys me that we only have about 3/4 of their posts. No spam, just useless conversation about nothing. But I guess that's what you guys have been doing for the past few pages.

[Metal15]

Hey, we've been doing very USEFUL stuff. You don't call in-depth training useful? XD You sound like you could use a drill or two.

Blitz?

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Alright, alright, you've been working harder than me at least. But seriously now, let's have a little team spirit. I think Metal and I should work together to form an effective plan to effectively beat ERK... erm, effectively. Does that sound effective to everyone?

[Metal15]

Actually you may be surprised to hear that I don't.

If ERK gets beat, then who is there to feud with? Answer: No one.

Sorry, but ERK needs to last a tad longer. No genocides happening yet. XD

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Of course. Realize that when I say things like that, it's simply my Emily-hating induced adolescent fantasy about the impossible downfall of the biggest topic in SS history. Secretly, I believe that ERK will probably win in the end. *gasp* I can't believe I just said that! Oh well... if we could just convert one major ERK member, we could get the upper hand, at least for a little while. Until then, let's just go on fantasizing about things that will never happen, unless the board in general could be a little more sympathetic to the plight of KRE.

[Metal15]

O_o

You sound like one of those doubting-people. ERK win in the end? LOL.

If you think we'll convert any of those chaps then I must tell you this...

No vay, Herr CT.

Even if we could convert them, why would we want them within the walls of my precious castle?? Please.

[Blitz]

CT you get a 100 push-ups for not posting much, and then you have to catch up to the others.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

We can't be too picky about the people we let in. I'm sure even you will agree with that. And I think we could convert them if we try hard enough. As for the doubting, what I meant was: I don't believe that ESK will win the way things are going RIGHT NOW. That could change any day.

I will accept your 100 push up challenge, Blitz. Have I met you, by the way?

[Metal15]

I haven't been picky at all lately (Example: I let John Henry in). But being picky is a good idea, the less people prone to traitor-ism the better.

100 push-ups, wow that's rough. Perfect.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Think about it, guys. If each of us do a post every 30 seconds, that's 6 post a minute, 360 posts an hour, and 8640 posts every day! We would beat ERK fo sho!

I don't agree with you, Metal. Traitors are alright, as long as we can add them to the member roster.

[Doll]

I think you guys really need a girl's touch around here..

Especially considering the main member of the ERK is a girl, and the leader likes tutus?

You'll never win a war being as night and day as you are..

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I agree... sort of.

[Metal15]

That's insane, I don't have THAT much free time. O_O

Sorry sir, to allow someone into our ranks who is highly suspect to traitor-ism would be foolhardy. Not to mention dumb. I'll not allow it. Now please don't suggest such a concept again. I'd hate to have to...ah...uh... tell you no again.

Edit: Wait, night and day? Black and white you mean. As in Blitz and I. XD And what exactly is wrong with that??

[Doll]

Sorry sir, to allow someone into our ranks who is highly suspect to traitor-ism would be foolhardy. Not to mention dumb. I'll not allow it. Now please don't suggest such a concept again. I'd hate to have to...ah...uh... tell you no again.

I thought CT...was the leader of this club? *blinks*

Edit: Wait, night and day? Black and white you mean. As in Blitz and I. XD And what exactly is wrong with that??

Night and Day, you guys and the ERK. Completely different.

[Blitz]

Haha. No, we haven't met CT. I think.... Traitors will be shot on site anyway.

[Metal15]

My, I thought I was gonna have to call out some racism there. Alrighty then.

Being different than ERK is excellent. Joyful in fact.

[Blitz]

Very joyful. No tutus for one.

[Metal15]

Yes, there's that, and then there's the fact that we'd have to watch with one eye squinted as they do those random contests.

Something odd I've noticed about ERK is that it's like 90% female. O_o Led by a male or two. Very interesting.