The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Rosy]

Attention all ERKers:
I updated the user group for ERK with our newer members. Please check and see if you are in it, and tell me if you're not, so I can add you.
(If you can't find it, go to your profile. Right above your location, occupation, and interests there should be a little box that says groups. If you click the drop down button, it should say Registered Members and The ERK)
Thank you.

[Pound Foolish]

Rosy must be absolutely awash with joy at the chorus of "thank yous" she's getting.

[Helios]

Which would be practically nil...

[Rosy]

I know. It's so touching, isn't it? *sniff*

[GratiaDei]

Ok, ok, thank you, Underseasie. I forget why, but you have my undying gratitude.

[Helios]

So if you die, then she won't have your gratitude anymore?

[GratiaDei]

No, no, the gratitude will never die, no matter whether I am gone. Yeesh, it's a common expression. Don't hear it where you come from, Sunny Boy?

[Helios]

You'll never know where I come from.... *snickers*

I think I preferred Sun of Sarcasm. But Sunny Boy it is.

Is it usually this dull in ERK? I'm hankering for a bit of excitement...blowing up KRE or something interesting.

[GratiaDei]

Purple Panda (I don't know if she's revealed her real name yet or not) and I never agree on anything. Therefore I am not going to call you Sun of Sarcasm. Sunny Boy may or may not be permanent.

Excitement? What exactly is going on at KRE that we could foil? Ummmm, we could try repainting our clubhouse? Perhaps beige?

[SirWhit]

Nothing has gone on at KRE for over two weeks. Now's the time for you to end this!

[Helios]

Even if she did, I wouldn't be telling you I knew... JK, she hasn't. But I'll probably worm it from her with mild bodily harm in a few days. (and that was another joke) But seriously, you don't agree? EVER? Wunderbar! More nicknames for me! And Sunny Boy is hilarious since my name is a guy's name anyway (you knew that already of course)

It's kinda funny, we were supposed to ignore them, but now they're ignoring us. Oh well. Metal appears to be taking some kind of extended vacation to lala land. Beige is kinda boring...besides, if it's a clubhouse, wouldn't it be in the woods? Let's do green! And Emily's color is green, so we'll be color-coding everything. I think PF would like that.

BTW, Mr. Whit's End, what are we ending exactly?

[GratiaDei]

I'm really on the fence when it comes to your nickname. Our family is known for nicknames, whether clever or lame, and if Thor (I just can't call my sister Purple Panda) gives you a nickname, I obviously have to follow suit.
Decisions, decisions:
Flames of Satire (I'm thinking too much like Sun of Sarcasm)
Sunny Boy
Lady Apollo (somewhat of a contradiction, but I like it.)
Kevin (don't ask)
Thoughts?

Also, a green clubhouse would be perfect!! Let's get started right away!
*pulls out paint samples*

[Purple Panda]

I'd say that a green clubhouse would be an excellent idea. We should make it an eye watering and brilliant shade of green so that a) we can all wear sunglasses and look cool, and b) if any KREers come in, they will be painfully rejected by the GREEN. What say you, sister dear?

And while I like Sun of Sarcasm, it's too long on a regular basis. May I call you Ollie? (Just refer to Charles Dickens and the whole mysterious orphan thing.)

If not, I vote for Kevin.

[Pound Foolish]

What precisely does sir's nick name have to do with Emily?

So, are we done? Has everyone entered the contest who is interested? You'd better enter if you haven't. What if you can never forgive yourself otherwise? I promise you, on your deathbed, you'll think back and go, "It was a pretty good life, but if only I had entered the Make and Emily Quote Contest."

[Purple Panda]

Um.. I haven't been around in a while, can you fill me in on this contest please? Forgive my ignorance, I mean no hindrance to the club

[Pound Foolish]

*chortle* Your ignorance is appalling.

All you do, my dear Pandie Pie (Like it?) is make a quote of something you think Emily would say. For example:

"Everyone is equally intelligent, especially me."

[GratiaDei]

"Sherlock Holmes and Encyclopedia Brown, pshaw. I could solve those mysteries in my sleep, WITHOUT a sidekick. No offense, Matthew."

[Helios]

You call your sister Thor, Gratia? Wow...does she have blond hair, fly, and wield a giant hammer?
Kevin...I LOVE KEVIN!!! But also Lady Apollo...hmm....
Okay, Kevin!
Let's use Green 157 (or is 147?) Hmm...

You can call me Ollie, Purple Panda (can I call you Pumpkin Preserves? It's an Anne of Windy Poplars thing) I so wanna read Oliver Twist...they should get Asa Butterfield to play him! Love the sunglasses idea! Anyone for making apple-candy trims on the eaves?

*cringes as PF throws a soup tureen* Okay, okay, we'll get back to work painting the clubhouse and making up Emily quotes!!!

“Ooooo, another mystery! We so have to take this one, Matthew!”

[Pound Foolish]

Kevin? As in the big, fat, goofy penguin in 3-2-1 Penguins? And as in my nutty, sometimes somewhat flirty, English-throttling one of my best friends Kevin. I will never get used to that.

I take it back. It's perfect.

Sorry about the soup tureen, but honestly, can you two ever stay on topic? Good quote, though.Here's another: "Oh, look, Matthew. It's Lorraine. Not that that is of any significance."

Ah yes, painting the ERK. This reminds me of the house-building scene in Peter pan. "I wish I had a little house... with a roof of mossy green." I shall be Peter Pan, of course. Lend me your hat for the chimney, Arkan. *punches hole in hat* Thank you.

All the ERK are the lost boys. Oh wait, you're all girls, mainly. Oh well, hang the details.

Now all we need is someone for Wendy. *marches up to Helios* Will you be my mother?

[Rosy]

*shakes head*
This is beyond weird. But hey, can I be Tinker Bell?
BTW, I like your new set!