The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Metal15]

Heh. True.

*Mans the wall of the fort overlooking the forests beyond*

We could use a few extra people manning the machine-gun-bunkers...

[Helios]

We have much finer quality. I mean look at Helios. Out of her mind dreaming about boys.

That was so mean.... *breaks into hysterical sobs*

[Blitz]

*Tosses a hankerchief out.*

You can also use it to surrender Helios.

[Helios]

Not if I stain it red with the blood of the ERK first... *bites her finger and bloodies handkerchief*

[Wakko]

We could use a few extra people manning the machine-gun-bunkers...

I can do it sir! *Salutes* *Go's to machine gun bunker*

Not if I stain it red with the blood of the ERK first... *bites her finger and bloodies handkerchief*

That's rather extreme.

[Blitz]

Are you a vampire, Helios?

[Metal15]

Thanx, Bobby.

O_O *Pumps shotgun* I detest Vamps.

[Helios]

If I were a vamp, I'd have sucked the marrow from your bones already. *rolls eyes* What I just did with the handkerchief was a complicated battle-ritual taken from the pages of the Inhansor Book of Modern Warfare. (of course, I adapted it for the ERK cause)

[Blitz]

.... Oh. Makes sense.... I think.

[Helios]

That's right, little man. Feel afraid...

[Blitz]

As if. I am unconquerable.

[Helios]

Without Metal you aren't. And he seems to be hiding now, doesn't he? Perhaps my little ritual did something to his brains. *snickers*

[Blitz]

Even without Metal, we will never surrender. BMW, the artillery.

[Metal15]

WUT?? I never HIDE. And I'll never leave KRE either, you guys have me forever.

[Blitz]

Helios, kindly remove yourself. As official weapon master, if you will Metal, I think we need to do some target practice.
*loads a MSaw.*

[Helios]

Oh, poor KRE. Forever stuck with a half-cocked maniac like Metal for their leader. *smirks* CT would go a little crazy sometimes, but nothing like Metal does.

I remove myself under great duress *snickers hysterically as PF drags her out*

Hold on! I thought Blitz stuck me in an eletrically-charged prison! That's why we had the whole bloodied handkerchief incident. Does this mean I need a get-out-jail-free card?

[SirWhit]

Things have gone downhill since I left. Only two members now?

[Blitz]

That is back in ERK. You have multiple apparitions.

[The Old Judge]

In response to a post in the ERK, I vehemently respond: NO! As long as I remain a member and moderator of our fair forums, the KRE shall never see death!!!

*You may now return to your normal state of dormancy.*

[John Henry]

Join the E.R.K.!