The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Liz'alike]

I already told you I'm not sure! But does it really matter? We know that earthly possessions (including castles) don't really matter.

Fine, you lay up your wall of deception *turns up nose*

[Helios]

In that case, none of this really matters. Since this is all-too-earthly.

[Liz'alike]

You're right. None of this really matters. That's not to say we can't enjoy things here... But is it not better to find things that are uplifting?

[Helios]

Of course. Uplifting is good.

What hast thou in mind?

[Liz'alike]

Well... Rather than plan destruction, you could create pictures of Emily, or create short stories, and post them here.
As a group we can build a club house together where we can talk about Emily, AIO and the interest we have in common...
Most of all, we can gather together as a group of Christians where there is unity and a oneness. A place without strife and conflict. A sanctuary.

[Helios]

*sigh* It all sounds so nice. And it is.

But I joined KRE. And honestly, I don't like Emily all that much. It's just the way I am.

And...ah...if we went through the trouble of having two opposing clubs, a little playful warfare is to be expected, if not welcomed.

[Liz'alike]

Fine... Warfare it is! *pulls out my families antique 22* let the battle commence!

[Helios]

Oooohooooh, a 22! Pardon me while I snag the M-60 and crossbow with exploding arrow-heads...

[Liz'alike]

I was hopping this wouldn't turn into advanced warfare! *pulls out my mp5k submachine rifle* I shall defend this club! You shall not pass!*shoots into air*

[Helios]

*whips out gravity gun and plasma blaster*

Dude, girl, you have attacked the wrong inter-dimensional weapons collector.

[Liz'alike]

I guess I did *eyes go wide* You can take our lives, but you will never take our freedom!!! *pulls out a smoke grenade and runs to take up arms against the crazy woman*

[Helios]

Haha! Watch the enemy flee! "Brave Sir Robin ran away!"

Oooo, ugh, smoke! *cough cough* Good thing I brought my night-vision goggles! *runs blindly through smoke and falls into pit and sprains ankle*

Whoops.

[Liz'alike]

Maybe you should crawl back to your castle and recover!

[Helios]

Ha, and lead you to it! Not a chance...

I think I'm gonna be stuck here for a while, tho. Hope PF doesn't get word and send the monkeys after me...

Or that Samantha doesn't take me prisoner... *eyes widen with horror at the thought*

[Liz'alike]

I'm sure we can negotiate... But you'll have to lay down all your arms! Got it??

[Metal15]

*Blasts M-60 machine gun around and runs up to the hole*

Helios! You all right? I'm here to get you out!

*Drops down one end of a rope*

[Helios]

I dropped all my arms and they fell into a hyper-space bypass. You ERKers have interesting potholes around here.

Metal! My hero! *grabs rope and hauls herself out by her arms* There, out of that nasty hole. Now let's get out of here before the monkeys smell us out! *limps away on Metal's arm*

[Metal15]

No problemo.

*They escape back to our new castle*

[Helios]

The new castle that I have de-treed....

And it doesn't matter if the ERK follow us, because I devised a whole string of explosive devices in the now-barren forest surrounding it.

[Pound Foolish]

Such violence, people. Tut tut.

I know what your silly anthem should be....

We like Emmy
Yes we do
We like Emmy
Yes we do
We like Emmy
Yes we do
Even if all the insane people also like her

Lol, ma'am

So that's where you got that obnoxious song from....good ol' wind-bag Poundy....

Ha ha ha! Um, I mean... that's not funny at all.