The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Helios]

Dude, I'd never have taken you for a social-networker. Then again, here I am, the most unsociable person since Cain, bugging the life outta well-meaning citizens of the net.

So...should we try racking up as many comments on here as possible while ERK is sleeping? And does the size of the comment effect how many pages we have?

[Metal15]

So...should we try racking up as many comments on here as possible while ERK is sleeping? And does the size of the comment effect how many pages we have?

Lol. I dunno how that works. XD But sure, we can chat up and comment about that blasted ERK.

[Helios]

Okay, blast the ERK!

I've been reading both the KRE and ERK threads, just to see what the history of the klubs are. It's hilariously interesting. I noticed that there have been a couple of VPs before you. And I also noticed that the ERK thread is so dull! No war or chaos or anything...I was falling asleep (not literally). And they honestly think we'd want to give up our great and awesome chaos to...wear tutus and eat brownies?

Hmm...I just noticed that "brownies" is very close to "bronies". Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!!!

[Metal15]

XD So true.

Did you find the little fight involving me, GG, Underseasie, Sam, and Lizalike in the ERK thread?

[Helios]

Not yet. I'm on page 32. But you and Sam and CC and Liz and GG...this should be quite entertaining! I'll need to go look that one up.

Too bad the fight died down earlier. It was tremendous fun. Think it'll rise again anytime soon?

[Metal15]

Yep, do that.

Depends on how bored the ERKers get. XD But I'm sure they'll come back.

[Helios]

Ha! Their whole thread is BORING...all they do is sing that silly song (they should get Larry the Cucumber to perform it), talk about how we stink (no pun intended), and say how they have great contests and conversations.

Like right. What contests? (and besides, competing against each other? That should help morale a whole lot).

Anyway, I'm kinda glad they're gone for the moment. I was afraid when you left that PF would descend upon us like the hordes (he kinda did, but no big deal in reality). But now you've returned! *plays triumphant battle music on panpipes* Though I am kinda wondering...any news on when CT will return? He's been gone for months...

[Metal15]

Lol, Larry the Cucumber would be like "Um...I'm confused."

Hah, PF wouldn't dare hurt my internet family.

I have no idea what CT's up to. He could be on a really looong vacation.

[Helios]

PF has already hurt me... *glares daggers at PF* Lol, no, I'm joking. But still...*lowers voice to gossipy whisper* He isn't the nicest person on here. And he honestly thinks people want to join his club... *rolls eyes*

Well...maybe he's busy in school. It was like, Oct when he disappeared. I wonder what he'd think to come back to all of this now...

[Metal15]

Heh. Rise above, m'dear...Rise above.

Could be. He might be completely willing to turn everything over to me. I guess we'll see what he thinks.

[Helios]

Oh, yes, I forgot: I must be nobler than anyone else, because I am the sun (boy, I sound conceited, like a certain person I could mention).

IF he ever returns, we'll see what he thinks. So far you've done a pretty good job of being Commander, but I think if you'd been away any longer I might have taken over (sorry, I don't mean to subvert or mutiny, but I have a dictator-like force sometimes that I find hard to curb). Must come from being imbued with the dark side....

[Metal15]

o_O You're a sun?

Oh, that just made me think of something...I need a second-in-command. Someone who can take charge if I'm away for awhile...I'm not sure it should be you, you might blow everything sky-high.

[Helios]

Helios: Greek god of the sun, father of Phaethon (from which comes Phaeton...see the connection yet?) So yes, I'm a sun. Which means I can melt you (at which point you become Meltal15).

I'd suggest putting...um...oops, gotta go! Be back after supper.

[Metal15]

O_O Ow.

Okey dokey. I'll be thinking on it myself...

[Helios]

Back!

So, I was going to suggest T.S. (myself), but I'm not sure if he's still around much. Besides, he seemed a bit traitorous at times. Maybe Wretched Sinner...

[Metal15]

I think TS would be a good one. Or perhaps you and Renae working as a team.

[Helios]

Yeah, only she isn't on all day like I am. *is now wondering if Helios is addicted*

But Renae and I would make a very good team...

BTW, am working on the story as I speak! It's going to be great fun. And, do you know what color Whittifer's hair is?

[Metal15]

Hm, alright, I guess T.S. along with you and Renae as a pair would be the best candidates.

I have no idea what her hair looks like, to be honest.

[Helios]

Yeah, we'd be best. *smooths skirt down over knees with smug air*

Oh, okay. I'll just make something up. Do you know who all is guy or girl? I'd hate to get someone's gender wrong (like people do to me....CURSES TO PF!)

[Metal15]

There should be a gender symbol on everybody's profile. Blue is boys, pink is girls.